The unfiltered, unangled, true-to-life selfie that actually looks like you thread

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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    Kitten filter
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    Twice the cuteness!
  • mojo4717
    mojo4717 Posts: 256 Member
    God no!!! It’s not Halloween yet! 😜
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    This is the “mild heatstroke/dehydration - happy work shut down early - realizing there is 10 hours of second job design work yet - no filter” selfie that all the kids are doing now.

    Your shirt was the only caption needed for this pic! :D
    This is a great face :)
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
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    Here's a closeup of my pores

    I don't see pores, I just see beautiful. And a BIG BIG smile, the kind that is complete, with the eyes smiling too. You're amazing, T.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
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    Me. Shoveling gravel. Stinky. Sweaty.

    I am SO glad I remembered to turn off Smell-O-Vision! 😂
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    I do pale and puffy like a boss.

    Q.T. <3
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
    go_cubs wrote: »
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    Cover your eyes folks

    If I were you I would never ever buy make-up. That *kitten* is expensive, and in your case, completely pointless. :heart:
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
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    The ceiling light created an effect but this is me :)

    Hello, you.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    shaf238 wrote: »
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    Sorry guys 😆

    Your Freeze-Pop has melted, sir.
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    shaf238 wrote: »
    Your Freeze-Pop has melted, sir.
    That's how I like it, I run it under the hot tap first 😂
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    go_cubs wrote: »
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    Cover your eyes folks

    If I were you I would never ever buy make-up. That *kitten* is expensive, and in your case, completely pointless. :heart:

    I honestly think that is true for everyone in this thread. Except me. You will pry my Kabuki paint from my cold dead fingers. But I don’t want to tell anyone what to do. You all know yourselves.

    Just remember: Swanny (and a bunch of other people here) think you are just gawjus...just as you are. Plus? We are always right.

    Always.

    You're honestly the biggest sweetheart.

    For me make-up is a shield. War paint. Whatever. Symbolism surpassed utility here a long time ago. I put it on in the morning like I put on a face for an audience I frankly don't give a crap about most times, but I do nonetheless, because otherwise it feels naked. Don't know if that makes sense or if anyone else can relate to it, but it is what it is.

    Except on the internet. On the internet we're all a little more bare-faced in the shadow of (cvasi)anonymity.

    Yeah, too much coffee again.
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    go_cubs wrote: »
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    Cover your eyes folks

    If I were you I would never ever buy make-up. That *kitten* is expensive, and in your case, completely pointless. :heart:

    I honestly think that is true for everyone in this thread. Except me. You will pry my Kabuki paint from my cold dead fingers. But I don’t want to tell anyone what to do. You all know yourselves.

    Just remember: Swanny (and a bunch of other people here) think you are just gawjus...just as you are. Plus? We are always right.

    Always.

    You're honestly the biggest sweetheart.

    For me make-up is a shield. War paint. Whatever. Symbolism surpassed utility here a long time ago. I put it on in the morning like I put on a face for an audience I frankly don't give a crap about most times, but I do nonetheless, because otherwise it feels naked. Don't know if that makes sense or if anyone else can relate to it, but it is what it is.

    Except on the internet. On the internet we're all a little more bare-faced in the shadow of (cvasi)anonymity.

    Yeah, too much coffee again.

    It makes perfect sense. My mother was raised in a generation that was taught that bare-faced meant either poor or lazy. She would never leave the house for ANY reason without “putting on her face”. I watched her drill that into my little sister. My sister is as beautiful as I am hideous so...

    But I saw her internalize the “you NEED makeup to look good” and despite my protestations to the contrary, it took her decades to realize that she wasn’t letting anyone down if she went to the store without mascara and lipstick.

    I am not one of these *kitten* saying, “Oh she was a different person without her makeup.”

    I would never tell anyone to use it or not. But I wanted people to see that they’re gawjus just as they are. However that is.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I'm just home from my morning surf. Make up free and I remembered to put pants on..

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    Actually that photo's a fraud. I really look like this:

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    I cannot decide which one I want to *kitten* to first.

    Oh, did that make it creepy?

    I thought creepy was the new kinky? Either way...and every way...count me in but first - come on @SwannySez, we want to see your fine face x

    I was one of the first. Then I even upped the ante and gif-fed myself.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Fine. Enjoy staring at my acne and scars and body fat then. :lol:

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    And beauty! People always leave that part out.
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    @DeadliftsAndSprinkles, where did I gif sass ya?
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
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    The ceiling light created an effect but this is me :)

    Beautiful my dear😍
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Just me. In my PJs hair has been in a bun all damm day.

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    Welcome to the fam, purdy!