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  • SabAteNineSabAteNine Posts: 1,800Member Member Posts: 1,800Member Member
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    Here's a closeup of my pores

    I don't see pores, I just see beautiful. And a BIG BIG smile, the kind that is complete, with the eyes smiling too. You're amazing, T.
  • SwannySezSwannySez Posts: 5,666Member Member Posts: 5,666Member Member
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    Me. Shoveling gravel. Stinky. Sweaty.

    I am SO glad I remembered to turn off Smell-O-Vision! 😂
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_WingsBullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,481Member Member Posts: 5,481Member Member
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    I do pale and puffy like a boss.

    Q.T. <3
  • SabAteNineSabAteNine Posts: 1,800Member Member Posts: 1,800Member Member
    go_cubs wrote: »
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    Cover your eyes folks

    If I were you I would never ever buy make-up. That *kitten* is expensive, and in your case, completely pointless. :heart:
  • SwannySezSwannySez Posts: 5,666Member Member Posts: 5,666Member Member
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    The ceiling light created an effect but this is me :)

    Hello, you.
  • SwannySezSwannySez Posts: 5,666Member Member Posts: 5,666Member Member
    shaf238 wrote: »
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    Sorry guys 😆

    Your Freeze-Pop has melted, sir.
  • shaf238shaf238 Posts: 3,411Member Member Posts: 3,411Member Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    shaf238 wrote: »
    Your Freeze-Pop has melted, sir.
    That's how I like it, I run it under the hot tap first 😂
  • SabAteNineSabAteNine Posts: 1,800Member Member Posts: 1,800Member Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    go_cubs wrote: »
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    Cover your eyes folks

    If I were you I would never ever buy make-up. That *kitten* is expensive, and in your case, completely pointless. :heart:

    I honestly think that is true for everyone in this thread. Except me. You will pry my Kabuki paint from my cold dead fingers. But I don’t want to tell anyone what to do. You all know yourselves.

    Just remember: Swanny (and a bunch of other people here) think you are just gawjus...just as you are. Plus? We are always right.

    Always.

    You're honestly the biggest sweetheart.

    For me make-up is a shield. War paint. Whatever. Symbolism surpassed utility here a long time ago. I put it on in the morning like I put on a face for an audience I frankly don't give a crap about most times, but I do nonetheless, because otherwise it feels naked. Don't know if that makes sense or if anyone else can relate to it, but it is what it is.

    Except on the internet. On the internet we're all a little more bare-faced in the shadow of (cvasi)anonymity.

    Yeah, too much coffee again.
  • SwannySezSwannySez Posts: 5,666Member Member Posts: 5,666Member Member
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    go_cubs wrote: »
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    Cover your eyes folks

    If I were you I would never ever buy make-up. That *kitten* is expensive, and in your case, completely pointless. :heart:

    I honestly think that is true for everyone in this thread. Except me. You will pry my Kabuki paint from my cold dead fingers. But I don’t want to tell anyone what to do. You all know yourselves.

    Just remember: Swanny (and a bunch of other people here) think you are just gawjus...just as you are. Plus? We are always right.

    Always.

    You're honestly the biggest sweetheart.

    For me make-up is a shield. War paint. Whatever. Symbolism surpassed utility here a long time ago. I put it on in the morning like I put on a face for an audience I frankly don't give a crap about most times, but I do nonetheless, because otherwise it feels naked. Don't know if that makes sense or if anyone else can relate to it, but it is what it is.

    Except on the internet. On the internet we're all a little more bare-faced in the shadow of (cvasi)anonymity.

    Yeah, too much coffee again.

    It makes perfect sense. My mother was raised in a generation that was taught that bare-faced meant either poor or lazy. She would never leave the house for ANY reason without “putting on her face”. I watched her drill that into my little sister. My sister is as beautiful as I am hideous so...

    But I saw her internalize the “you NEED makeup to look good” and despite my protestations to the contrary, it took her decades to realize that she wasn’t letting anyone down if she went to the store without mascara and lipstick.

    I am not one of these *kitten* saying, “Oh she was a different person without her makeup.”

    I would never tell anyone to use it or not. But I wanted people to see that they’re gawjus just as they are. However that is.
  • SwannySezSwannySez Posts: 5,666Member Member Posts: 5,666Member Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I'm just home from my morning surf. Make up free and I remembered to put pants on..

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    Actually that photo's a fraud. I really look like this:

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    I cannot decide which one I want to *kitten* to first.

    Oh, did that make it creepy?

    I thought creepy was the new kinky? Either way...and every way...count me in but first - come on @SwannySez, we want to see your fine face x

    I was one of the first. Then I even upped the ante and gif-fed myself.
  • SwannySezSwannySez Posts: 5,666Member Member Posts: 5,666Member Member
    Fine. Enjoy staring at my acne and scars and body fat then. :lol:

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    And beauty! People always leave that part out.
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