36 eggs a day , they say is better than a cycle

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  • ladyreva78
    ladyreva78 Posts: 4,080 Member
    Machka9 wrote: »
    If I ate 36 eggs a day, my gallbladder would become a raving lunatic ... actually ... maybe that's just the thing to set it off so badly I can finally get it removed ....

    ..... but on the other hand, I'm not that fond of pain ......

    That's what I did to provoke a attack the day before my nth doctor's appointment. He couldn't ignore the problem any longer then :tongue:

    My sad little gallbladder was so scared, that it only had a rest functionality of maybe 20% on a good day.
  • Machka9
    Machka9 Posts: 25,630 Member
    ladyreva78 wrote: »
    Machka9 wrote: »
    If I ate 36 eggs a day, my gallbladder would become a raving lunatic ... actually ... maybe that's just the thing to set it off so badly I can finally get it removed ....

    ..... but on the other hand, I'm not that fond of pain ......

    That's what I did to provoke a attack the day before my nth doctor's appointment. He couldn't ignore the problem any longer then :tongue:

    My sad little gallbladder was so scared, that it only had a rest functionality of maybe 20% on a good day.

    Hmm ... maybe it is worth it after all! They've sent me for a couple basic ultrasounds and said that it doesn't look like I've got gallstones, or at least not large ones, but they haven't looked for anything else and can't explain the egg-induced pain.
  • jflongo
    jflongo Posts: 289 Member
    edited October 2018
    I eat 3 eggs and 3 egg whites every single day, no issues. I can't image 36 though, better get your own chickens!!
  • Psychgrrl
    Psychgrrl Posts: 3,177 Member
    DoubleUbea wrote: »
    Psychgrrl wrote: »
    Two words about this many eggs: egg farts. :grimace:
    You make it sound like a bad thing.

    It is when the person in front of you in yoga seems to be on the “egg diet.” Downward facing dog, indeed!
  • LKArgh
    LKArgh Posts: 5,178 Member
    vm007 wrote: »
    So I may have made a mistake.

    It's suppose to go up slowly from 12 to 24 then 36 - I went straight head on with 36 a day. Also they are suppose to be raw.

    It's those eggs plus protein from other places- like chicken, beef etc

    Also, the diet prescribes to carb load every 3 day - Mon-Tues then Wed carbs as well.

    According to that diet my daily caloric intake would go from 2800 now which is I think 50-100 more than my maintenance to around 4000. Now way I would be able to use it from my activity level standpoint.

    I'll still do 36 eggs a day and bump calories to 3k which is around 200-300 more than maintenance on average.

    I can bet you this though- so much easier to balloon up on carbs lol

    In the immortal words of Captain Ivan Drago "If he dies , he dies".

    You are going to try a diet based on eating 36 raw eggs per day?
  • pinggolfer96
    pinggolfer96 Posts: 2,248 Member
    No, just no. In what way could someone ever think eating 36 eggs would have the same effect as steroids lol.....
  • pinuplove
    pinuplove Posts: 12,871 Member
    pinggolfer96 wrote: »
    No, just no. In what way could someone ever think eating 36 eggs would have the same effect as steroids lol.....

    36 RAW eggs a day :neutral:
  • collectingblues
    collectingblues Posts: 2,541 Member
    LKArgh wrote: »
    vm007 wrote: »
    So I may have made a mistake.

    It's suppose to go up slowly from 12 to 24 then 36 - I went straight head on with 36 a day. Also they are suppose to be raw.

    It's those eggs plus protein from other places- like chicken, beef etc

    Also, the diet prescribes to carb load every 3 day - Mon-Tues then Wed carbs as well.

    According to that diet my daily caloric intake would go from 2800 now which is I think 50-100 more than my maintenance to around 4000. Now way I would be able to use it from my activity level standpoint.

    I'll still do 36 eggs a day and bump calories to 3k which is around 200-300 more than maintenance on average.

    I can bet you this though- so much easier to balloon up on carbs lol

    In the immortal words of Captain Ivan Drago "If he dies , he dies".

    You are going to try a diet based on eating 36 raw eggs per day?

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who was having a moment of "OMG EW WHY?"
  • cqbkaju
    cqbkaju Posts: 1,011 Member
    edited October 2018
    I'm on doctor-managed TRT, have been for about a year.
    The anabolic effects 3 dozen eggs are not even in the ballpark of TRT when it comes to having your hormone levels at physiologic ideals.
    That isn't even including cholesterol concerns of all of those eggs.

    A "cycle" would be orders of magnitude more ...effective than TRT.
  • bpetrosky
    bpetrosky Posts: 3,911 Member
    Do you have do drink them whole Rocky style or can you blend them? Or would breaking the yolks let out all the gainz?

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  • DisneyDude85
    DisneyDude85 Posts: 428 Member
    Charlene____ wrote: »
    That dude from Beauty and the Beast Gustan (??) ate 4 dozen eggs a day, right?

    Yeah. But now that he's grown he eats 5 dozen eggs....
  • pinuplove
    pinuplove Posts: 12,871 Member
    DisneyDude85 wrote: »
    Charlene____ wrote: »
    That dude from Beauty and the Beast Gustan (??) ate 4 dozen eggs a day, right?

    Yeah. But now that he's grown he eats 5 dozen eggs....

    And he's roughly the size of a baaaaarge!!

    So obviously, it works.
  • clicketykeys
    clicketykeys Posts: 6,580 Member
    Charlene____ wrote: »
    That dude from Beauty and the Beast Gustan (??) ate 4 dozen eggs a day, right?

    That was when he was a lad. Now that he's grown, he eats five dozen eggs, so he's roughly the size of a barge.
  • Hamsibian
    Hamsibian Posts: 1,388 Member
    edited October 2018
    clicketykeys wrote: »
    Charlene____ wrote: »
    That dude from Beauty and the Beast Gustan (??) ate 4 dozen eggs a day, right?

    That was when he was a lad. Now that he's grown, he eats five dozen eggs, so he's roughly the size of a barge.

    As a specimen yes, he's intiiimmmmmidating!

    There must be something to this diet then.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    bpetrosky wrote: »
    Do you have do drink them whole Rocky style or can you blend them? Or would breaking the yolks let out all the gainz?

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    I can't even look at that without gagging. :s
  • DoubleUbea
    DoubleUbea Posts: 1,115 Member
    When I was a youngin' if I woke up late my mother would blend OJ, raw egg, & honey for an energy drink, she would serve it with a piece of toast & peanut butter. The egg, oj and honey wasn't too bad.
  • ata1anta
    ata1anta Posts: 115 Member
    Charlene____ wrote: »
    That dude from Beauty and the Beast Gustan (??) ate 4 dozen eggs a day, right?
    Hamsibian wrote: »
    That was when he was a lad. Now that he's grown, he eats five dozen eggs, so he's roughly the size of a barge.

    As a specimen yes, he's intiiimmmmmidating!

    There must be something to this diet then. [/quote]

    Ah, yes, but I think you have to have the eggs drawn by the proper animator. 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🤭
  • ata1anta
    ata1anta Posts: 115 Member
    bpetrosky wrote: »
    Do you have do drink them whole Rocky style or can you blend them? Or would breaking the yolks let out all the gainz?

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    Tried that when I was a kid - to see if I was that “tough”. Yes, but not something I’d do again.
  • kshama2001
    kshama2001 Posts: 28,052 Member
    DoubleUbea wrote: »
    When I was a youngin' if I woke up late my mother would blend OJ, raw egg, & honey for an energy drink, she would serve it with a piece of toast & peanut butter. The egg, oj and honey wasn't too bad.

    Sure, but can you image 36 of them?
  • DoubleUbea
    DoubleUbea Posts: 1,115 Member
    In one sitting? No. Six eggs, six times a day... maybe.
  • vm007
    vm007 Posts: 241 Member
    Yeah 36 raw, I gulp 6 at a time and then another 6 in a different glass.

    However it was getting boring so I blend 12 together and put half scoop of Casein protein and 250ml 1% milk and voila.

    Also, you all may be right, however, I feel like if I give up now, I'm just weak.

    Also, it doesn't taste like anything.
    In the immortal words of my ex fwb "I thought it'll have a taste but it just doesn't taste like anything" although she didn't say that for raw chicken eggs.

    Or maybe doing days of consumption killed my taste buds.
  • vm007
    vm007 Posts: 241 Member
    pinggolfer96 wrote: »
    pinuplove wrote: »
    pinggolfer96 wrote: »
    No, just no. In what way could someone ever think eating 36 eggs would have the same effect as steroids lol.....

    36 RAW eggs a day :neutral:

    Which actually has LESS bioavailability when raw in terms of its nutrient composition....
    This is honestly so stupid. If eggs did this, I’m sure the govt and big pharmaceuticals would have banned eggs by now or required a prescription if they could make money off “anabolic eggs” 😂😂😂

    Yes, you may be right- I just wanted to see if I could do it lol
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    Charlene____ wrote: »
    That dude from Beauty and the Beast Gustan (??) ate 4 dozen eggs a day, right?

    :D:D:D

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