Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

happimess01

Ashkea76 wrote: »

happimess01 wrote: »

If she repeats the same streaking joke thrice on my "no. of days logged" updates

HEY! It's my fav go-to comment! GEEZ! lol

😂😂You only did it twice, you're good 🤗

iMago

if her earrings are stanky

AlexandraFindsHerself1971

If he tells me to cut my hair. (It's down to my low hip.)

Ashkea76

Ashkea76 wrote: »

happimess01 wrote: »

If she repeats the same streaking joke thrice on my "no. of days logged" updates

HEY! It's my fav go-to comment! GEEZ! lol

happimess01 wrote: »

Ashkea76 wrote: »

happimess01 wrote: »

If she repeats the same streaking joke thrice on my "no. of days logged" updates

HEY! It's my fav go-to comment! GEEZ! lol

😂😂You only did it twice, you're good 🤗

So.......in other words, 3rd's the charm?! and then you dump me?! LMAO

J_NY_Z

When I ask "Who was the better villain, Ivan Drago or Clubber Land?" and she says "I don't know what you are talking about."

AlexandraFindsHerself1971

If he says, "I'm really not into pain. I like to be gentle."

J_NY_Z

When I say "The Sound of Silence" is a great song and she says "Yeah that Disturbed guy is really talented...."

_canadianbakin_

When they constantly bash their ex

iMago

eatpolerepeat wrote: »

When they want you to get your nipples pierced

okay but hear me out

PaperDoll_

eatpolerepeat wrote: »

When they want you to get your nipples pierced

I thought we agreed you’re piercing mine?

AlexandraFindsHerself1971

If their definition of kinky is "leaving the lights on".

slimgirljo15

PaperDoll_ wrote: »

eatpolerepeat wrote: »

When they want you to get your nipples pierced

I thought we agreed you’re piercing mine?

I'll do yours.. I've been practicing.

PaperDoll_

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

PaperDoll_ wrote: »

eatpolerepeat wrote: »

When they want you to get your nipples pierced

I thought we agreed you’re piercing mine?

I'll do yours.. I've been practicing.

Oh good. I’ve been advised to get the rings.

PaperDoll_

If she doesn’t wear lipstick

Though I could really care less

Please disregard

😂

Cusneddie

Just_Mel_ wrote: »

If he doesnt go downtown.
Legit.

Dingleberries

Cusneddie

xFunctionalStrengthx wrote: »

Rich42677 wrote: »

nooshi713 wrote: »

Avocado_AS5 wrote: »

If he doesnt go downtown.
Legit.

This for sure.

Always go downtown 😈

Negative. I've smelled some pretty rotten fish in my day. Not saying I'm opposed to going downtown. But, there's just times you gotta put a lid on it and walk away because the smell's way too much..

I will go from a 2 minute man to a one minute man real quick!!

honeybee__12

honeybee__12

Overly committed to Halloween,

will_it_go_round_in_circles

honeybee__12 wrote: »

Overly committed to Halloween,

How can you be over committed when you don't have any gumdrop buttons?

honeybee__12

When he’s clear as glass predictable.

Motorsheen

..... when her safe word contains too many vowels

MelG7777

Motorsheen wrote: »

..... when her safe word contains too many vowels

How many is too many?

AlexandraFindsHerself1971

Motorsheen wrote: »

..... when her safe word contains too many vowels

"Kitten you!" or "You Kittening Kitten!" are not safewords, as I have laughingly told my partners a few times.

CacoEther

Motorsheen wrote: »

..... when her safe word contains too many vowels

Okay but when i first suggested diastereoisomer you sang a different tune

happimess01

when she has a problem with me catcalling and wolfwhistling at cute doggos on the street

Motorsheen

CacoEther wrote: »

Motorsheen wrote: »

..... when her safe word contains too many vowels

Okay but when i first suggested diastereoisomer you sang a different tune

@CacoEther

I honestly couldn't hear you thru the snorkel.

Sorry.

..... maybe we should just change it to 'trombone' or 'pineapple' ??

CacoEther

Motorsheen wrote: »

CacoEther wrote: »

Motorsheen wrote: »

..... when her safe word contains too many vowels

Okay but when i first suggested diastereoisomer you sang a different tune

@CacoEther

I honestly couldn't hear you thru the snorkel.

Sorry.

..... maybe we should just change it to 'trombone' or 'pineapple' ??

But those are so long

And hard to pronounce

....


They’re perfect!

honeybee__12

If he drives around town in a convertible.
Just no.

Miss_Chiev0us

honeybee__12 wrote: »

If he drives around town in a convertible.
Just no.

Really? I even if he goes downtown?

Motorsheen

honeybee__12 wrote: »

If he drives around town in a convertible.
Just no.

..... are you sure about that ??