Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

happimess01

CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »

happimess01 wrote: »

If after our fight, she goes to craigslist to order a home massage

What if I do it when we’re not fighting?

Then I will make sure to leave that man a very harsh and strongly-worded Yelp review

slimgirljo15

Smells and tastes like an ashtray 🤮

tigrig

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Smells and tastes like an ashtray 🤮

Yes! Smoking is an automatic deal breaker no matter how much attraction there was before

tigrig

If she adjust the thermostat in my house *angry dad noises*

TwitchyMagee

He tries to make his hangups my hangups. I have enough of my own, thank you

nonchalantxo

Intimidated by other men.
Ego easily hurt.
Insecure.

PlentyofProtein00

When I can't touch his thermostat

TwitchyMagee

If he won’t walk next to me when I wear my chicken leg socks

cowsfan12

She she won’t wear our matching chicken leg socks to the gym with me

TwitchyMagee

Flat pillows

CoffeeNstilettos

Mattress on the floor

TwitchyMagee

Navy blue sheets

CoffeeNstilettos

No top sheet

TwitchyMagee

Black light stains

ermengarde22

CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »

Mattress on the floor

i knew a guy who had a bare mattress on the floor with just a small thin blanket and tinfoil over every window sealed with duct tape

it was like a rape van turned into an apartment

he was a really good guy tho

FeastRepeat

If she is willing to be in a relationship with me.

cowsfan12

ermengarde22 wrote: »

CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »

Mattress on the floor

i knew a guy who had a bare mattress on the floor with just a small thin blanket and tinfoil over every window sealed with duct tape

it was like a rape van turned into an apartment

he was a really good guy tho

Was his name pookie??

nonchalantxo

When he judges me for the same exact same things he does LOL.

happimess01

clips her toenails on my bed

CoffeeNstilettos

Doesn't clip his toenails