Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

BlowPopKisses

I will fight for you, but I will not compete for you

isalsayourface123

iMago wrote: »

when she celebrates her birthday for an entire week

Well. In my defense, I'm special.

mattig89ch

BlowPopKisses wrote: »

I will fight for you, but I will not compete for you

Can I ask how you managed to change your text color?

Reckoner68

When she doesn’t like where I choose to store my bacon

your_future_ex_wife

Reckoner68 wrote: »

When she doesn’t like where I choose to store my bacon

I express one tiny particular preference and the deal is off? Humph

Reckoner68

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

Reckoner68 wrote: »

When she doesn’t like where I choose to store my bacon

I express one tiny particular preference and the deal is off? Humph

I KEEP IT THERE FOR EMERGENCY SITUATIONS

your_future_ex_wife

Reckoner68 wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

Reckoner68 wrote: »

When she doesn’t like where I choose to store my bacon

I express one tiny particular preference and the deal is off? Humph

I KEEP IT THERE FOR EMERGENCY SITUATIONS

Your flavor saver is ruining the mood.

Actually, I am literally LOLing.

Reckoner68

I think it’s a common misconception that beards are only there to store emergency bacon though. It’s saved so many shirts from errant soup

your_future_ex_wife

Reckoner68 wrote: »

I think it’s a common misconception that beards are only there to store emergency bacon though. It’s saved so many shirts from errant soup

Cleavage accomplishes the same goal

Reckoner68

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

Reckoner68 wrote: »

I think it’s a common misconception that beards are only there to store emergency bacon though. It’s saved so many shirts from errant soup

Cleavage accomplishes the same goal

Yeah I’ve seen that on the internet but never paid to go into the actual site

pizzamyheart

If we are driving and I say “look, there’s an alpaca pooping” and he doesn’t even look

iMago

reverse psychology

ADRskew21

self doubt...
all
the
time...
I know every one has an off day

your_future_ex_wife

pizzamyheart wrote: »

If we are driving and I say “look, there’s an alpaca pooping” and he doesn’t even look

i HATE that!

your_future_ex_wife

When he won’t beard selfie for me. 🙁😠

mattig89ch

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

When he won’t beard selfie for me. 🙁😠

you gotta ask to receive.

BlowPopKisses

mattig89ch wrote: »

BlowPopKisses wrote: »

I will fight for you, but I will not compete for you

Can I ask how you managed to change your text color?

Sure thing hon, here's a few links for ya'

•MFP Forums Emojis

•link to: emojipedia

•link to: Full List of BBcode Colors

basically ...[ color=purple ] your text here. [ /color ] (be sure to close the spaces.)

Tigg_er

BlowPopKisses wrote: »

mattig89ch wrote: »

BlowPopKisses wrote: »

I will fight for you, but I will not compete for you

Can I ask how you managed to change your text color?

Sure thing hon, here's a few links for ya'

•MFP Forums Emojis

•link to: emojipedia

•link to: Full List of BBcode Colors

And Here I thought you always waved a magic wand

mattig89ch

BlowPopKisses wrote: »

mattig89ch wrote: »

BlowPopKisses wrote: »

I will fight for you, but I will not compete for you

Can I ask how you managed to change your text color?

Sure thing hon, here's a few links for ya'

•MFP Forums Emojis

•link to: emojipedia

•link to: Full List of BBcode Colors

basically ...[ color=purple ] your text here. [ /color ] (be sure to close the spaces.)

thanks!

Edit: Ha! It works!

BlowPopKisses

Tigg_er wrote: »

BlowPopKisses wrote: »

mattig89ch wrote: »

BlowPopKisses wrote: »

I will fight for you, but I will not compete for you

Can I ask how you managed to change your text color?

Sure thing hon, here's a few links for ya'

•MFP Forums Emojis

•link to: emojipedia

•link to: Full List of BBcode Colors

And Here I thought you always waved a magic wand

haha, I do try and keep a lil magic on hand too. :bigsmile: