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crampus1
crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
If we make it to mars, what do you want to be the first to do on mars?
Like, Id like to be the first to eat bacon on mars. Or the first to post on mfp from mars. Etc. You?
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  • BrettWithPKU
    BrettWithPKU Posts: 575 Member
    sick_salad_bro wrote: »
    I'm going to save Matt Damon. He's still stuck there right?

    As one who read The Martian and is presently reading Weir's follow-up (Artemis), I can appreciate this.
  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
    I'd like to open up the first potato hut😏
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    I want to be the first to eat a Mars bar. Duh
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
    I'd like to take a copy of the `Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus` book up there, just to point at it, laugh, and generally feel like a space invader.
  • Keep_on_cardio
    Keep_on_cardio Posts: 4,166 Member
    Hmmm I’ll have to check with my daughter, she seems to know more about why and how we will be there. 😆 she’s 7 Btw..
  • FitnTrimSteve
    FitnTrimSteve Posts: 664 Member
    sick_salad_bro wrote: »
    I'm going to save Matt Damon. He's still stuck there right?

    I'm tired of needing to save him :)
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    I want to be the first to procreate. Making my child the first ever Mars baby.

    First you have to teach the Martians that the probe goes elsewhere when it's baby makin' time.
  • FitnTrimSteve
    FitnTrimSteve Posts: 664 Member
    I'll set up the first tourist trap selling Mars rocks and have genuine Martians posing for pictures with tourists
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    First to quote Ron burgundy.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    I’d be the first to point out that Mars is actually flat
  • FitnTrimSteve
    FitnTrimSteve Posts: 664 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I’d be the first to point out that Mars is actually flat

    Stirring the pot. Love it :)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I'd be the first to eat a Mars bar on Mars, which would also mean I would be the first to eat chocolate and a candy bar I wasn't really into.

  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I'd also be the first to do a back flip on mars due to the lower gravity. And if not, I'd be the first fail at doing a back flip on Mars.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I'd be the first to eat a Mars bar on Mars, which would also mean I would be the first to eat chocolate and a candy bar I wasn't really into.

    Apparently you didn’t indulge in the chocolate bars in transit. I’ve had enough vacuum packed powdery chocolate goo-crunch to last me our entire stay
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I'd be the first to eat a Mars bar on Mars, which would also mean I would be the first to eat chocolate and a candy bar I wasn't really into.

    Apparently you didn’t indulge in the chocolate bars in transit. I’ve had enough vacuum packed powdery chocolate goo-crunch to last me our entire stay

    I'd be the first to steal your chocolate and hide it starting a new Martian tradition of looking for the chocolate or Martian Halloween.
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    I’d be the first to put the mars bar in the pool and pretend it’s fecal matter.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    crampus1 wrote: »
    I’d be the first to put the mars bar in the pool and pretend it’s fecal matter.

    I'd be the first to build a pool so you could do this.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    sick_salad_bro wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    crampus1 wrote: »
    I’d be the first to put the mars bar in the pool and pretend it’s fecal matter.

    I'd be the first to build a pool so you could do this.

    I'll be the first to colonize water so you could do this

    I'd be the first to become a lifeguard so I could tell people not to run at the pool.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Id post the first ‘mars backflip fail’ on youtube
  • DawnOfTheDead_Lift
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift Posts: 753 Member
    Visit the all you can eat steak buffett gentleman's club with the three boobies.
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  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    I'd the the first to establish religion and cause chaos
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    be the first guy to get space madness and sabotage the entire mission.
    maybe blow out an airlock in the base somewhere to start with.
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    Grow some uncontaminated lettuce.
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    First to accidentally grow a mutant tomato
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    crampus1 wrote: »
    First to "accidentally" grow a mutant tomato

    FIFY
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    Reproduce
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