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  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
    First to complain about the weather or lack of.
  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
    First to retire
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,589 MFP Moderator
    First to jump a horse? That might be interesting....
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    First to jump a horse? That might be interesting....

    Easy there, Catherine the Great...
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,589 MFP Moderator
    SwannySez wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    First to jump a horse? That might be interesting....

    Easy there, Catherine the Great...

    ewwwww, GTFO
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    The first to sale oxygen in different flavors
  • Jboogieonthefloor
    Jboogieonthefloor Posts: 146 Member
    First to sing the song Life On Mars by David Bowie
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Can't believe no one took this one yet.

    Cut the cheese. 👌
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    First to moon everyone
  • FitnTrimSteve
    FitnTrimSteve Posts: 664 Member
    crampus1 wrote: »
    First to moon everyone

    Mom, look. I can see a full moon from Mars.
  • BachataDancer
    BachataDancer Posts: 77 Member
    first to build a wall. :D
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  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    Huh, I can't believe it hasn't been claimed: 1st to take a selfie on Mars.
  • FitnTrimSteve
    FitnTrimSteve Posts: 664 Member
    GenuineSalami wrote: »
    apologies if anyone said this already, but i want to be the first to take a poop on Mars. Welcome to human life form, we will destroy you.

    That will require the first sanitation department and then the first mafia to control the sanitation department.
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    FitnTrimSteve wrote: »
    GenuineSalami wrote: »
    apologies if anyone said this already, but i want to be the first to take a poop on Mars. Welcome to human life form, we will destroy you.

    That will require the first sanitation department and then the first mafia to control the sanitation department.

    First to change their name to a mafia name similar to Joey The Hammer
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,589 MFP Moderator
    GenuineSalami wrote: »
    can i be the first person born on Mars?

    will you settle for first to reincarnate?
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,589 MFP Moderator
    GenuineSalami wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    GenuineSalami wrote: »
    can i be the first person born on Mars?

    will you settle for first to reincarnate?

    No, i want to be born.

    Good luck finding a woman who wants to go through all that. Maybe there are large aliens on Mars you can convince?
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    GenuineSalami wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    GenuineSalami wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    GenuineSalami wrote: »
    can i be the first person born on Mars?

    will you settle for first to reincarnate?

    No, i want to be born.

    Good luck finding a woman who wants to go through all that. Maybe there are large aliens on Mars you can convince?

    science has come a long way. I read an article about the Japanese scientist who is developing a cutting edge technique that can splice your EXACT DNA into sperm. This science is being developed alongside those that are trying to upload their mind (memories, knowledge) into a computer. Essentially you will give birth to your exact self and then you'll be able to transfer your mind and essentially live for ever provided you have the money and means to repeat the cycle.

    I just finished a podcast episode about this. Very interesting.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,589 MFP Moderator
    but, is your clone really you? hows that work exactly? I still don't think you can claim you were the first one born on mars
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,589 MFP Moderator
    GenuineSalami wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    but, is your clone really you? hows that work exactly? I still don't think you can claim you were the first one born on mars

    It would literally be me to my exact genetic makeup then my mind would be downloaded to myself. That's me. I will be the first born and the first governor so you better watch it.

    but I NEED to argue about this, it's killing me
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,589 MFP Moderator
    GenuineSalami wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    GenuineSalami wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    but, is your clone really you? hows that work exactly? I still don't think you can claim you were the first one born on mars

    It would literally be me to my exact genetic makeup then my mind would be downloaded to myself. That's me. I will be the first born and the first governor so you better watch it.

    but I NEED to argue about this, it's killing me

    I dont see how you could? you just cloned "YOUR EXACT SELF" through the process of Birth.

    but its you 2.0, you can't deny you are now 1.0. Its the same you, but not really the same you....
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    wanna be the first to survive the alien attack and end up trudging across the desert landscape alone, as my oxygen tank runs low, and the screen fades to black with "Walking in Memphis" playing softly in the background.
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    wanna be the first to survive the alien attack and end up trudging across the desert landscape alone, as my oxygen tank runs low, and the screen fades to black with "Walking in Memphis" playing softly in the background.

    I love that song.
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