Ruin a date - with just 4 words

jennifer_417

I'll have garlic pasta.

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

You're not a guy??

Savagawea

Sorry bout to get twisted 😂

It’s a thyroid condition
Do you smell that?
Do you like yodeling?
My sheep are soft.
My mom said no.
I enjoy licking surfaces.

zorander6

Where do you work?

What do you earn?

Do you have insurance?

cee134

I love non-alcoholic beer!

zorander6

I don't drink alcohol

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honeybee__12

no sex without marriage

honeybee__12

I love being married!

zorander6

I live in Missouri

honeybee__12

Should you eat that?

epr31295

let me wash first!

cee134

Wanna see my basement?

epr31295

Sex toys in attic!

honeybee__12

Brought my friend Brent

epr31295

Ohhhhh I remember Brent!

cee134

You make me sick!

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Motorsheen

ZLGreenwood wrote: »

I enjoy licking surfaces.

@ZLGreenwood

wait.

I thought this thread was about ruining a date?

Motorsheen

zorander6 wrote: »

I drive a prius.

Savagawea

@Motorsheen - hahaha

bigbandjohn

OK. I am putting this in a spoiler because it could be extremely disturbing to people. You have been warned....

I'm really into necrophilia.....

SwannySez

Who’s a pretty birdy?

honeybee__12

I thought you knew

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

I don't have teeth

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_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

CookingWithCumin wrote: »

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »

I don't have teeth

Once again I think people are forgetting this is a ruin the date thread

My bad. FIFY.

I have vampire teeth.

Motorsheen

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »

I don't have teeth

how tall are you?


.... I'm asking for a friend.

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Motorsheen wrote: »

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »

I don't have teeth

how tall are you?


.... I'm asking for a friend.

Too tall for you!

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

I have toe fungus