Ruin a date - with just 4 words
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Taste like baby powder0
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Do you want out?0
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I'll pull out, swear...0
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I bathed last week.1
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Who needs a safeword?0
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GET IT OFF ME!!!0
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That bra's working HARD!0
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I could do worse0
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I could do better0
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How's your gag reflex?
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Past my bed time0
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What's that burning smell?0
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That's just the chloroform0
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Oh, you expected teeth?0
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You sweat a lot0
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Wanna see my sausage?0
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empresssue wrote: »
End a date? What? I’m taking you home0 -
CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »empresssue wrote: »
End a date? What? I’m taking you home
In that case, please sandwich my sausage.2 -
empresssue wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »empresssue wrote: »
End a date? What? I’m taking you home
In that case, please sandwich my sausage.
I got these buns1 -
CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »empresssue wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »empresssue wrote: »
End a date? What? I’m taking you home
In that case, please sandwich my sausage.
I got these buns
Are they low fat?0 -
empresssue wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »empresssue wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »empresssue wrote: »
End a date? What? I’m taking you home
In that case, please sandwich my sausage.
I got these buns
Are they low fat?
Could bounce a quarter1 -
You gotta pull HARD!0
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I dream about you0
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I have three nipples0
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I've been stalking you0
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You gonna eat that?0
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I licked your food0
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