Ruin a date - with just 4 words
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I forgot my wallet0
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Are they your children?0
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Wanna see my flagpole?0
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Nice to meet me0
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I have no friends0
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Go to confession now?0
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Look at my boil0
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Pop my zit please!0
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I sometimes start fires0
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You shopped at Goodwill?0
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Give me your leftovers0
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Were you thinking McDonalds?0
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Green Card Marriage, please1
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You can never leave.0
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Will you divorce me?0
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Do you share food?0
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McDonald's is classy, right?1
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You about a size 14?1
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Stop looking at me0
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Is micropenis a dealbreaker?1
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What about couples counseling?0
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You do dishes & windows?0
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vollkornbloedchen wrote: »It is easy to ruin a date, but with only 4 words?
Do your very best:
Mom picks me up
I forgot my wallet.0 -
I called it Nubby.1
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Come on, go poop.
(Seems perfectly normal when I say it to my dog)1 -
I accidentally swiped right
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Craigslist ad or ChristianMingle?1
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Check out my bunions.1
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Hand me my chalice.1
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