Don’t assume...

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited December 2018
    Hmm 🤔 I got nuffin.. assume away peeps :D
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I honestly don’t know what people assume about me. I’m generally not very intuitive with people so I couldn’t begin to guess what they were thinking.

    I always assumed you had a fully inked back from neck to butt crack depicting David Lee Roth in his prime.

    I assumed she had a small tattoo of her butt on her butt. You know, classy stuff.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    crampus1 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I honestly don’t know what people assume about me. I’m generally not very intuitive with people so I couldn’t begin to guess what they were thinking.

    I always assumed you had a fully inked back from neck to butt crack depicting David Lee Roth in his prime.

    I assumed she had a small tattoo of her butt on her butt. You know, classy stuff.

    I've always assumed that she has flame tattoos on her bewbs.
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    crampus1 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I honestly don’t know what people assume about me. I’m generally not very intuitive with people so I couldn’t begin to guess what they were thinking.

    I always assumed you had a fully inked back from neck to butt crack depicting David Lee Roth in his prime.

    I assumed she had a small tattoo of her butt on her butt. You know, classy stuff.

    I've always assumed that she has flame tattoos on her bewbs.

    I’ve assumed she had the flame tattoos on her innermost thighs to represent that unpleasant burning sensation she sometimes feels due to the “vd”.
  • The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones
    The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones Posts: 684 Member
    Tenebrous_D wrote: »
    Don't assume that I like you if I'm nice to you

    But.... :(
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    crampus1 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I honestly don’t know what people assume about me. I’m generally not very intuitive with people so I couldn’t begin to guess what they were thinking.

    I always assumed you had a fully inked back from neck to butt crack depicting David Lee Roth in his prime.

    I assumed she had a small tattoo of her butt on her butt. You know, classy stuff.
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    crampus1 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I honestly don’t know what people assume about me. I’m generally not very intuitive with people so I couldn’t begin to guess what they were thinking.

    I always assumed you had a fully inked back from neck to butt crack depicting David Lee Roth in his prime.

    I assumed she had a small tattoo of her butt on her butt. You know, classy stuff.

    I've always assumed that she has flame tattoos on her bewbs.
    crampus1 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    crampus1 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I honestly don’t know what people assume about me. I’m generally not very intuitive with people so I couldn’t begin to guess what they were thinking.

    I always assumed you had a fully inked back from neck to butt crack depicting David Lee Roth in his prime.

    I assumed she had a small tattoo of her butt on her butt. You know, classy stuff.

    I've always assumed that she has flame tattoos on her bewbs.

    I’ve assumed she had the flame tattoos on her innermost thighs to represent that unpleasant burning sensation she sometimes feels due to the “vd”.

    Slow down, I can’t take notes this fast!
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Don't assume I'm a foodie because you saw me eating figs and cheese at my desk. I'm totally down for a Philly Cheesesteak from Subway when I get off work!
  • foxtrot1965
    foxtrot1965 Posts: 133 Member
    edited December 2018
    That I'm just a lazy girl with things given to her. I am far from entitled and my parents made me work for everything, including love that is clearly not available from them, so when people assume that I've had it easy I want to smack then.
    Also, a lot of ppl assume that I'm "too nice" because I'm quiet. I just don't like to fill space with talking all the *kitten* time. Silence isn't the worst thing. My husband knows I'm not nice and is convinced that I scare ppl with how strong I actually am, once they get to know me.
  • tirowow12385
    tirowow12385 Posts: 697 Member
    Im an assumer apparently as I am learning this about myself at work, simple stuff like assuming who is on the end of the phone call, my boss makes it a point nowadays to ask if I'm assuming.

    I thought he was an *kitten* at first but Ii really am an assumer and i am deconstructing my habits and learning to get facts consistently.
  • Lounmoun
    Lounmoun Posts: 8,423 Member
    I think people have assumed that I was more conservative or liberal than I am... like they think I am like them because I live in a certain place, went to a certain school, dress a certain way. I guess I assume people are more like me than they are sometimes too.


  • The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones
    The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones Posts: 684 Member
    Tenebrous_D wrote: »
    The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones wrote: »
    Tenebrous_D wrote: »
    Don't assume that I like you if I'm nice to you

    But.... :(

    I love you though

    I'll assume people who woo'd this are jealous :D:* love you too my friend!
  • FitnTrimSteve
    FitnTrimSteve Posts: 664 Member
    crampus1 wrote: »
    Don’t assume that I want to see your political opinions and posts on Facebook. Because I hide you when you post that sheet.

    +1
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    People keep saying I'm a dude just because I talked about watching that GWAR video in the 80s. And then I discussed the GG Allin concert that I never went to with the weight lifter guy because he went to it. Then I once said I had a hard on for so and so but I was just kidding because that's just rough and tumble Northeast Coast humor and I used to work in a lot of bars and you guys all started rumors about me.

    I went to the GG Allin show at the Penguin Pub like 2 weeks before he died. The one where Jay punched him in the head. There’s a video somewhere.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    crampus1 wrote: »
    Don’t assume that I want to see your political opinions and posts on Facebook. Because I hide you when you post that sheet.

    This. This right here is why I blocked you.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    People tend to assume that I am Jesus. I am not. It’s just the beard.
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  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    crampus1 wrote: »
    Don’t assume that I want to see your political opinions and posts on Facebook. Because I hide you when you post that sheet.

    This. This right here is why I blocked you.

    Did you say something about me? I can’t see it because I have you on snooze for 30 days.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    • That because I'm fat, I must be lazy or in poor health (neither is true).
    • That because I have cats, I must be a crazy cat lady.
    • That because I'm not bubbly and outgoing, I must be unapproachable and distant.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    Actually I think that the things people assume about me are probably at least partly true. PARTLY. There are nuances everywhere though. However. There is no smoke without a little fire.

    You ARE the creature from The Shape of Water??
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    People keep saying I'm a dude just because I talked about watching that GWAR video in the 80s. And then I discussed the GG Allin concert that I never went to with the weight lifter guy because he went to it. Then I once said I had a hard on for so and so but I was just kidding because that's just rough and tumble Northeast Coast humor and I used to work in a lot of bars and you guys all started rumors about me.

    I went to the GG Allin show at the Penguin Pub like 2 weeks before he died. The one where Jay punched him in the head. There’s a video somewhere.

    I can totally see you going to a GG Allin show.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    People assume that I'm a *kitten* because I have a tendency to tell them the truth.

    OK, maybe that's when I don't put on my filter 1st, so I probably deserve that assumption, but I'm ok w/it :grin:
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    GenuineSalami wrote: »
    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    Muh gender. It's 2019 for Pete Wentz's sake

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    Maybe he’s australian

    This is my favorite joke this Thursday!
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    edited December 2018
    cee134 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    GenuineSalami wrote: »
    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    Muh gender. It's 2019 for Pete Wentz's sake

    eexrtadvg3hx.png

    Maybe he’s australian

    This is my favorite joke this Thursday!

    Aww ☺️

    Edit: thursday, even better 😂
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