I’m Brandi. I’m a mid 30 mom of two (3 if you count my husband some days) and military wife living in SE CT. I’m looking to lose some extra weight and find a great little group of people to cheer each other on.
The benefits of being my friend?
- I think you’re beautiful and will tell you that even if you feel like a dump truck
- I will come prefilled with dirty jokes and innuendo.
- I give great advice that I never ever follow myself because that would be too easy
- I may be a long lost princess or the relative of a murderer from a long forgotten cold case, I’m still waiting for 23andme to let me know. Either way, that would be super interesting and you could sell juicy tidbits of info to unsavory media outlets about my eating habits and how I lie on my fitness pal about them.
Seriously though I’m kinda weird, kinda fat, kinda exhausted, but have it on good authority that I’m not a dumpster fire of a friend soooo hi I guess?