If the poster above were a door-to-door salesman, what would they sell?

slimgirljo15

Used bridges 😄

Ironwoman1111

Hugs!🤗 But watch out, she likes to pinch 🍑🤏🏽😁

slimgirljo15

😆🤏🍑

Lip glosses 💋 that she taste tests on each client.

Ironwoman1111

😂 You told me to do that, you trained me!

Fruity lotions that she rubs on her clients to show them how emollient they are.
🍎🧴✋🏽👀🤚🏽

slimgirljo15

😆 I love my job.


Excuses she sells excuses.. .. you need one for why you're home late or the new clothes and bag you just bought, she has the best plausible excuses to keep you out of trouble 😄

Ironwoman1111

Faux fur Koala hats she makes in her spare time! Only $125.72 Canadian, if you’re into that.

FabulousFantasticFifty

The US versions which are made from Racoons and squirrels

NVintage

coffee cake!
https://youtu.be/vNo15H8hgyo

JustAMurmur

Easy Bake Ovens

FabulousFantasticFifty

EKGs

Alinouveau2

Windows....but not for your house....to your soul

Sweet_A

theeldestberry

Raffle tickets for island getaways

Alinouveau2

Plots of land for no place in particular

slimgirljo15

Used bridges

djc4727

Ann summers gear

Alinouveau2

Dog grooming products

theeldestberry

Postage stamps. Not rare ones, just regular ones.

djc4727

Earl Grey Tea

Alinouveau2

Flavoured water...his special blend of kumquat and watermelon.

Ironwoman1111

Her spoon art

lx1x

Greeting cards with my pic on em..

Ironwoman1111

Greetergrammer

Alinouveau2

Stuffed animals....like taxidermy....well roadkill she collects and stuffs roadkill

JustAMurmur

Shake Weights...and this fitness model dude to demonstrate

Ironwoman1111

@Alinouveau2 just wondering when you’ll be selling those in my area?🖐🏽

@JustAMurmur selling shaved ice for when Ali stops by 🥵

lx1x

Firemen pics calendar

Ironwoman1111

Playguy calendars~ the squirrel type

JustAMurmur

Special order Cosplay Fursuits

lx1x

Kisses

chocolates!!