If the poster above were a door-to-door salesman, what would they sell?

slimgirljo15

Bags of squirrel poop, its good for your garden so he says 🤔

Alinouveau2

Freeze Dried cheese

kinetixtrainer2

Skates 😏

Alinouveau2

Freese dried zucchini?

cmsienk

Travel guides for awesome road trips

JustAMurmur

Espresso Machines

Sweet_A

FabulousFantasticFifty

The New & Improved, All-In-One Churro mixer, kneader, shaper and Deep Fryer. All this for today's unbelievably low price of $39.95

Ironwoman1111

She sells One-A-Day Smarties. I bought a three months supply and here’s a little secret…👀🤫👂🏼*whispers* they don’t work!

Sharsou

Fact books

lx1x

Washing cars in bikini.. including winter time..

Sharsou

😂😂😂😂

Ironwoman1111

🤣 lag…

Crochet bikinis and men thongs he makes in his spare time

Sharsou

Beauty tips which she searched on YouTube

lx1x

Wash windows.. in mankini.. and yes.. winter time too.. 😂

Sharsou

Beer Glasses which he steals from the nearby pub 😂

ItsMeGee3

Spray tans

slimgirljo15

Whatever she sells Im buying 🤗🥰 hey Gee

cmsienk

Books on her favorite topics. See one of them below...

JustAMurmur

Timbur_Wolf

Custom leggings.

slimgirljo15

Massages

cmsienk

More of her favorite books...

JustAMurmur

A private small batch coffee roasting operation...and boy does it smell good in there!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Coffee scented candles

Sweet_A

Ironwoman1111

Name tags. The rest of us have them on, she can hook you up!😉✅

OleTroubadour

Knock Off Perfume.

OleTroubadour

Cowgirl Boots

FabulousFantasticFifty

All original copies of Mr. Magoo 🎞️🎥