If the poster above were a door-to-door salesman, what would they sell?

Alinouveau2

Pillows....stuffed with corn...she hopes they take off cause as your head heats up the corn it pops...perfect for the midnight snacker

Cat0703a

Samples of wine paired with whatever you happen to be eating at the moment. It’s the one doorbell you want to answer at dinner time! Ali, please stop by!! 🍷

slimgirljo15

Ŕaffle tickets for a beach set ( bucket, spade, shell moulds) only $50 cents a ticket

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her Chemist on Speed dial as he makes the best Moonshine/ Rocket fuel you've ever had!

Ironwoman1111

Body paint and would show you how to apply it. The first time is free!🎨👩‍🎨

Cat0703a

Puppies that have been dognapped!! 😦

slimgirljo15

Kittens.. she sells kittens 😸

lx1x

Knockers..





Door knockers pervs.. 😆

Cat0703a

He moons you unless you pay him. 🤭

slimgirljo15

Bridges.. sells used bridges.. Golden Gate, Sydney Harbour etc ..

dak205

Matching knit hat and scarf sets

slimgirljo15

Nipple tassels.. he even gives a demonstration 😄

lx1x

BJ

pervs..


It's membership to this..

slimgirljo15

lx1x wrote: »

BJ

pervs..


It's membership to this..

No its not 😏😂

My colleague.. 🤭 he's kindly taken over the selling of uhmm membership while I'm on Holiday... 🤣

dak205

Extended car warranty

slimgirljo15

He is now offering sequinned G-strings with his nipple tassels.. 😄

dak205

And a model named Jo

Ironwoman1111

Inflatable… things, all kinds.

dak205

Supplements

Alinouveau2

Frozen cookie dough

dak205

Encyclopedias

Cat0703a

Used golf balls he’s stolen from the foursome playing behind him. 😯

dak205

Replacement aglets

Cat0703a

Flavoured chapstick which he applies for you

Happygolucky182

Probably organic bacon bits

slimgirljo15

Boxes of cereal and tickets to Hockey games

dak205

Fosters

Alinouveau2

Elephant slippers

dak205

I don't know but I would probably end up buying it

Ironwoman1111

Frozen fish and window washing