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If the poster above were a door-to-door salesman, what would they sell?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Kitten pics 🐈
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    edited April 2022
    Mfp men calendar
    that she has in the basement
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Personalised pillows 😁
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
    Frozen shrimp
  • JustAMurmur
    JustAMurmur Posts: 7,867 Member
    edited April 2022
    Tickets for a trip to the moon
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Custom order dollhouses which are to scale models of your house including your furniture and art. Wait…how does she know what my furniture looks like?!! 😦
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Her handmade adult party decorations! I really love all the sparkles on the…😳 nvm.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Massage with happy
    meal from mcd!! Ya pervs
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Whiffs of his pizza. Don’t even ask to buy a slice, if you value your life!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Beavertails 😋
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Sparkly G-strings
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,630 Member
    Apples, the poison kind and regular
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
    The antidote for poison apples 🤔
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Single word answers for wordle, scrabble, crossword puzzles…you name it as longs it’s one word only
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    Single word answers for wordle, scrabble, crossword puzzles…you name it as longs it’s one word only

    Yep


    Wine
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Big ol bear hugs
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lollipops 🍭
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
    Center of a Tootsie pop
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    dak205 wrote: »
    Center of a Tootsie pop

    Centre of a tootsie pop.. Fify 😂


    Hugs, but he's not a good salesman because he gives them for free 🤗😁
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
    Spelling books with misspelled words.
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,630 Member
    Dictionaries with only the proper spellings like colour and centre
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
    Proper Southern dictionaries where every word is at least two syllables.


    🤣Not sure who will actually get this.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Rocks that he’s painted with inspirational messages such as “you can probably do this” and “someone believes in you but it’s probably just your mom”
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
    Karaoke machines
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    🧁 cupcakes *Im not certain but they look like they've been licked* 😯
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    A book full of recipes for dessert
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He will help you create your very own catchphrase
  • ShawtyShawt
    ShawtyShawt Posts: 2,540 Member
    Kindness
    (Price = "Pay it forward.")
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Words of Wisdom
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Gently used caskets includes free tortillas chips and salsa

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