What do you say when someone tells you that you are pregnant

12Sarah2015
12Sarah2015 Posts: 1,117 Member
edited December 19 in Motivation and Support
And you aren't! I'm just an apple shape, needing to lose weight

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  • tirowow12385
    tirowow12385 Posts: 697 Member
    Nothing, I was also asked how many months was I! I'm a guy though and it was obviously a pun on my belly 😂. I didn't take offense mainly as abdominal fat is whatever to me, I don't care.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,458 Member
    Once I lost weight no one thought that again.

    Well, that and I'm in my sixties now.

    I only had one person ever say that to me, and it was an older woman. I just blew it off.

    I have on the other hand asked someone if they're pregnant when they weren't. That's the last time I ever did THAT. Oh, the horror and the hurt feelz. It was pretty over-the-top (according to me :wink: )
  • tburgardt
    tburgardt Posts: 62 Member
    My grandmother asks me this quite often. One time I was feeling really bad about myself and she asked. And my response was, "no Grandma. I'm just fat" she thankfully has not asked since.
  • tburgardt
    tburgardt Posts: 62 Member
    Say in an extremely enthusiastic tone “Thank you so much for asking! Let me show you the ultrasound picture!” Then show them this...
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    Hopefully they get the message and don’t ask again! ;)

    😂😂😂
  • JeromeBarry1
    JeromeBarry1 Posts: 10,179 Member
    Well, I have lost a small person!
  • mom23mangos
    mom23mangos Posts: 3,069 Member
    OP, I’m so sorry you had to experience that. I unfortunately made that mistake only once in my life when I was a young mother myself. It was someone who had been fairly along in their pregnancy and had lost the baby, but still had the extra weight. I now never comment unless a head is coming out. :# It’s usually mortifying for both parties and I bet most people never make that mistake again. It just sucks that you were their one mistake.
  • vanityy99
    vanityy99 Posts: 2,583 Member
    I’d be more concerned about their feelings and making them feel embarrassed or bad so I’d just go along with it.

  • 23MJ88DBFan
    23MJ88DBFan Posts: 51 Member
    I'm so sorry you had to go through that! @12Sarah2015 It's happened to me too, one time the person was even so bold as to put their hand on my belly & what I've done is say facetiously, "I'm just fat with the fruits of my husband's labor, it's the great life we live!" And to the one that patted my belly, "You just patted bloat, I just ate a donut!" 😁 We're here for you if you need more support girl! Don't let these crazies get you down!
  • briittanyxxoo
    briittanyxxoo Posts: 40 Member
    "No, I'm not pregnant. I'm just fat."
    ^ This is my standard reply, and it usually embarrasses the heck out of people for asking. :D

    Yes! Lol that my reply too!
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    edited February 2019
    "when are you due?' is what I asked and the answer "I'm :# not pregnant but I'm fat and look pregnant - don't feel bad everyone says that" I will never ask that question again. :#
  • RachelElser
    RachelElser Posts: 1,049 Member
    PRAISE THE LORD, another immaculate conception!
  • ko4qowen
    ko4qowen Posts: 13 Member
    Reminds me of the time I actually was pregnant, right around that in-between time at 5 mo. I had a male colleague wish me congratulations, but then added, “I was so glad to hear you were pregnant, I thought you had just let yourself go.” Remains to this day one of the strangest comments I’ve ever received. Anyway, OP, I hope you don’t let that discourage you!!
  • M0n1KCR
    M0n1KCR Posts: 149 Member
    One of my colleagues had the contrary situation. She was pregnant and nobody noticed... and suddenly we learnt she was on maternity leave.
    She hadn't told anyone about her pregnancy because she had had various miscarriages, and assumed nobody commented just in case she miscarried again and the situation got awkward. The truth is she was a big lady and all of us thought she was putting on more weight. Thankfully no one commented on that either, or offered any diet tips.
  • jemhh
    jemhh Posts: 14,261 Member
    ko4qowen wrote: »
    Reminds me of the time I actually was pregnant, right around that in-between time at 5 mo. I had a male colleague wish me congratulations, but then added, “I was so glad to hear you were pregnant, I thought you had just let yourself go.” Remains to this day one of the strangest comments I’ve ever received. Anyway, OP, I hope you don’t let that discourage you!!

    :open_mouth: The stuff people say! When I was pregnant, one of our neighbors asked me if it was a planned pregnancy and then went on to say that "everybody" assumed we didn't like children because we had multiple dogs.

    OP, I've had that kind of comment and it sucks. I usually tell the person, with a straight face, that I'm not pregnant and then I hold eye contact. I used to get flustered about it when I was younger but now I admit that I stare like that so that the commenter gets uncomfortable. Then I usually tell my husband, and similar to MikePTY upthread he tells me that the person is dumb and I'm wonderful :smile:
  • brookielaw
    brookielaw Posts: 814 Member
    Oh man I want to make them feel as awkward and crappy as they made me feel. At one point a former neighbor poked me in the belly and asked if there was another little one on the way. My (honest) response was that no, I wasn't pregnant, I was just putting on weight due to the fact that I wasn't able to exercise as much as I had been due to the cancer treatments I had been undergoing. I'm pretty proud of my self-restraint. I wanted to tell her that if she touched me again, she'd pull back a nub.

    Dumb b****. Seriously, I hadn't really even gained much weight at that point. I need to consider the source. She moved out and left her dog behind. Garbage human being.

    Hey, OP, I hope you don't let it derail your awesome efforts. One day you can deliver a fit, healthy, double-finger salute.
  • Crafty_camper123
    Crafty_camper123 Posts: 1,440 Member
    I just tell them I am great with burrito, and am due in about 8 hours and leave it at that. The nervous chuckle that follows is probably more satisfying then it should be, lol.
  • littlegreenparrot1
    littlegreenparrot1 Posts: 702 Member
    They get the death stare, and a lecture about how I was brought up to believe it was rude to comment on a person's appearance. Depending on the day, and who it is, I might also add - for example how would you feel if I mentioned that massive spot/ coffee stain on shirt/ mad eyebrows etc ....
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Just bluntly tell them you're not. They're the ones being rude.
  • 12Sarah2015
    12Sarah2015 Posts: 1,117 Member
    OP, I’m so sorry you had to experience that. I unfortunately made that mistake only once in my life when I was a young mother myself. It was someone who had been fairly along in their pregnancy and had lost the baby, but still had the extra weight. I now never comment unless a head is coming out. :# It’s usually mortifying for both parties and I bet most people never make that mistake again. It just sucks that you were their one mistake.

    This was someone in their 80s who said it.
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