What is the person above you thinking?

Humadog21

1 lettuce, 2 lettuce.. um where was I..

Bill9160

If I have a nightmare about swimming is that considered a wet dream?

michael1976_ca

I hope nobody smelled that

Tankiscool

I hope nobody heard that

Taz6o5

I hope I turned off the oven!

liftorgohome

What's a muffin top?

Bill9160

The redo button is just the undo undo button!

liftorgohome

Do these sunglasses make me look fat

lx1x

Do i have something stuck on me teeth..

jamesakrobinson

Munum mun uh Buh bah Buda da
Munum mun uh Buh bah Buda da

Buh da da Buh da da Buh da da Buh da da da da da!

Munum mun uh Buh bah Buda da
Munum mun uh Buh bah Buda da

Buh da da Buh da da Buh da da.

Buh da da da da DA!

slimgirljo15

Uhhh what I miss?

epr31295

How can I triple my money without going back to work?

liftorgohome

If I wear women's panties can I run faster because they're more aerodynamic

epr31295

Should I call the Dr. about my rash?

liftorgohome

I wish I didn't have a cute female doctor looking at my Hemroids today.

epr31295

I wonder if Ed sent me his Hemorrhoid pics yet?

liftorgohome

I hope she doesn't smell that fart.

Bill9160

I wonder if Ed wants to take this to the next step ❤

liftorgohome

I wonder if Ed would pay for me to visit him in Florida

DWBalboa

Did I remember to turn off the stove?

liftorgohome

Did I put on myboxers backwards again

Bill9160

The guy who invented the first invention also invented inventions

lx1x

Hmm let me think ... Hmm.. possibly?.. or maybe?


Squirrel!!!!!

liftorgohome

Is a frogs *kitten* watertight

Bill9160

I bet the lobsters on the Titanic were really happy

liftorgohome

Does it really smell like fish or taste like sweet apple pie?

Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings

Should I lift? Or go home?
Obvious answer.

liftorgohome

Maybe I'll have hot wings for dinner

Humadog21

I’m gonna skip leg day again

jamesakrobinson

Hmmm... There's no pouch in these underwear... am I wearing panties again?