What is the person above you thinking?

Humadog21

Thinking about my underwear... strange

Otterridiculousness

Wondering why someone is thinking about his underwear

lx1x

Wondering if he wears underwear

Otterridiculousness

Can anyone see my underwear?

kam26001

"Hold on, Mom, be out in a minute!"

Bill9160

I wonder if wearing a bow tie would improve my chances with a lady?

jennifer_417

'Should I shave my goatee? Nah!"

Bill9160

Humans are like bananas...it's best to strip them before eating

liftorgohome

I wonder if she would shave my back, that would be a turn on for her right?

lx1x

Mmm.. do you think he'll let me run my hand on his hairy back..

liftorgohome

Does a mirror on my shoe really work?

Bill9160

Why do my ears look funny?

jennifer_417

I hope she can't tell I'm staring behind these sunglasses.

DWBalboa

If everything is shipped in styrofoam, what is styrofoam shipped in?

liftorgohome

How does my car know if one tire needs air?

lx1x

Guess he have an old car.

Bill9160

I wonder if anyone suspects I just came over to this wall to fart?

chazwize

I will be your father figure put your tiny hand in mine!

Reckoner67

If pi are squared...they're round tho. Math is weird.

Bill9160

What ever happened to Mary and her Little Lamb? I hope they're ok

Otterridiculousness

Why do I feel like traveling today?

Bill9160

Who cleaned up after all of Mr Popper's penguins?

William54321

I really need to find some grown up shades

liftorgohome

Are Magnum PI glasses making a come back

Reckoner67

....I could totally rock a Magnum PI mustache, tho..hmmm!

jennifer_417

Wonders where he can get some cool sunglasses

William54321

Do I send him a message with directions to store

liftorgohome

Is the lock ness monter really a dinosaur

Reckoner67

...but is there a teleogical suspension of the ethical?

Bill9160

Oh damn....It's time to go read the dictionary again....wish they made it into an audio book