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What is the person above you thinking?

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I wonder if I'll get a percentage of the profits.
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    What he doesn't know won't hurt him, they are for my secret collection.
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
    Why do I have to soak the chamois before it will dry anything? Bath towels work completely the opposite way. 🤔
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I'm cold.
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Do skeletons clean their whole selves with toothpaste?
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    I wonder if my new knee is bionic
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Seafood is just wet meat...
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    Should I mark the bad knee so they wouldn't operate on the wrong one!
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    @epr31295 The Dr actually did that when I was in Pre-op
    ____
    Righty tighty... lefty loosey..
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I should've went to Hershey World instead.
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    I wish someone would bring me Wendy's fries...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    I want ice cream
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I should get up and hobble over to Wendy's right this instant!
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    I hope when Ali makes cromuffins today I get some
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Wow....because of artificial insemination it's possible to have virgin parents
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
    Why does the laundry only devour the socks that don't have holes in them?
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Why am I always losing my shirts in the washer?
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    Why don't ducks have arms?
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Hmmm...my left earlobe is slightly larger than my right
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Flush, wow that was big what did I eat last night
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    if your second toe is bigger then your big toe shouldn't it be called the big Toe?
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Is my wife a redneck if she vacuums the house without a shirt on?
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Why is baloney and bologna pronounced the same?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Im too sexy for my glasses, too sexy for my glasses *sing it Fred* 😁
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Put your shirt back on fred,!! Not sexy at all.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    He is wondering what the person after him will post!
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    What the heck is in my ears
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    When I bake bread, I give thousands of yest organisms false hope by feeding them sugar, before ruthlessly baking them to death in an oven and eating their corpses....at least they died for a good cause.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Hmmm what's for dinner i wonder
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I need to get giraffe knee high socks.

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