Cops banging on my door at 3 am saying "police, open up"
(me in a teeny tank and undies)
What do I do? Get dressed? If I hesitate am I "guilty"?
Ahhhh, random decision!!
So I answer the door 'as is' and was amused by the 2 cops averting their eyes as they spoke to me...was super vulnerable feeling, but made me giggle too.
Cop came to my door. Was in shower. I yell out come back in 30 showering. Still knocking. Shower was a 5 min. Rap towel around. Look out my peep hole. Reply hold on let me put something on. Cop asks where is my ex. I replied no longer living here. Gave him address where she was working.
tonight kinda sci-fi pajama mash-up where i sleep wearing a lacuna™ silver space helmet thatll target & remove the neurons containing the bad memories then tomorrow i go to rekal inc. to get new memory implants 😥 😅
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You think the chirping of the chicks would keep you up
Nasty. You're going to end up with some raunch a ss stinking feet. Know people that sleep in socks. They stink.
This i need to wear when people sleep with there socks
I'm sorry
Cop came to my door. Was in shower. I yell out come back in 30 showering. Still knocking. Shower was a 5 min. Rap towel around. Look out my peep hole. Reply hold on let me put something on. Cop asks where is my ex. I replied no longer living here. Gave him address where she was working.
I have kids...
Depends on the temperature of the room I'm sleeping in.
please dont question the sexy people ♥️
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