this is mfp. everyone sleeps naked here.
didn't know that? don't worry they'll tell you.
They'll tell you but are they really? 🤔
gurrrrrrrl same.
no but i usually always sleep in blue athletic shorts and a tee because if there's a fire I'm not running out naked for these plebs to see me for free. they gotta subscribe to my premium channel same as everyone else.
this is mfp. everyone sleeps naked here.
didn't know that? don't worry they'll tell you.
They'll tell you but are they really? 🤔
gurrrrrrrl same.
no but i usually always sleep in blue athletic shorts and a tee because if there's a fire I'm not running out naked for these plebs to see me for free. they gotta subscribe to my premium channel same as everyone else.
this is mfp. everyone sleeps naked here.
didn't know that? don't worry they'll tell you.
They'll tell you but are they really? 🤔
gurrrrrrrl same.
no but i usually always sleep in blue athletic shorts and a tee because if there's a fire I'm not running out naked for these plebs to see me for free. they gotta subscribe to my premium channel same as everyone else.
Cops banging on my door at 3 am saying "police, open up"
(me in a teeny tank and undies)
What do I do? Get dressed? If I hesitate am I "guilty"?
Ahhhh, random decision!!
So I answer the door 'as is' and was amused by the 2 cops averting their eyes as they spoke to me...was super vulnerable feeling, but made me giggle too.
Cops banging on my door at 3 am saying "police, open up"
(me in a teeny tank and undies)
What do I do? Get dressed? If I hesitate am I "guilty"?
Ahhhh, random decision!!
So I answer the door 'as is' and was amused by the 2 cops averting their eyes as they spoke to me...was super vulnerable feeling, but made me giggle too.
This is my nightmare 😆 hair a mess, boobs falling out, cellulite showing, and @kinetixtrainer2 at the door.
Cops banging on my door at 3 am saying "police, open up"
(me in a teeny tank and undies)
What do I do? Get dressed? If I hesitate am I "guilty"?
Ahhhh, random decision!!
So I answer the door 'as is' and was amused by the 2 cops averting their eyes as they spoke to me...was super vulnerable feeling, but made me giggle too.
This is my nightmare 😆 hair a mess, boobs falling out, cellulite showing, and @kinetixtrainer2 at the door.
Ma’am I need you to come with me. Shhh, I’ll explain when I get you in the car.
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..... I like the green ones.
Oh my gosh, this would be perfect if you also use a cpap machine
I'll subscribe, DM me. Kthx.
I dig it when you de-feather yourself 😉
Ditto. I don't want to get my shorts in a bunch or things in my shorts to get tangled.
This made me lol
Even undies are too breezy for me 😅
Tee and leggings most nights
Cops banging on my door at 3 am saying "police, open up"
(me in a teeny tank and undies)
What do I do? Get dressed? If I hesitate am I "guilty"?
Ahhhh, random decision!!
So I answer the door 'as is' and was amused by the 2 cops averting their eyes as they spoke to me...was super vulnerable feeling, but made me giggle too.
This is my nightmare 😆 hair a mess, boobs falling out, cellulite showing, and @kinetixtrainer2 at the door.
Ma’am I need you to come with me. Shhh, I’ll explain when I get you in the car.
😝👮♂️