Monty Python Quote-a-rama.

leebesstoad

I fart in your general direction.

"Well sir, I have a silly walk and I'd like to obtain a Government grant to help me develop it. "

And of course my all time favorite.

'RUN AWAY!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!'

dpwellman

"You can't beat wood. . ."
"Gooooone. . . ."

"Caribou. . . goooooooone"

TinaBaily

"Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood"

How funny! My family was just discussing this exact song at dinner out tonight!!

lcyama

"What, behind the rabbit?"
"It is the rabbit."
"You silly sod!"

"Still no sign of land. How long is it?"
"That's a rather personal question, sir."

"What's on the television then?"
"Looks like a penguin."

Tricepticon

I only know 1 quote, and as such, it's clearly the best:

"Bring out your dead…!"

"Who's that then?"
"I don't know, must be a king."
"Why?"
"He doesn't have **** all over him."

moondawg14

I only know 1 quote, and as such, it's clearly the best:

"Bring out your dead…!"

Jaberwocky. right?

Nope. Holy Grail.

Ed98043

If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen!

pchesnut

I am laughing my butt off over here. We just watched The Holy Grail 2 days ago and I was again reminded of how many great one liners there are. Here are some of my favorites

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
"This is a wedding, a happy occasion. Lets not bicker and argue about who killed who"
"Don't like her? Whats wrong with her? She's got huge (gestures breasts) tracks of land"
"Now sir Robin, Sir Galahad and I will leap out of the rabbit catching them completely by surprise---If we built a large wooden badger"

hehehehehe, these all just make me giggle. me some Monte Python

VBnotbitter

But I didn't have the salmon mousse

oDDnySS

"One thin mint, Monsieur?"

kaned_ferret

"One thin mint, Monsieur?"

F**k of I'm full

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dpwellman

"One thin mint, Monsieur?"

F**k of I'm full

its just a leetle theen one.

adlace

nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Say no more!

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neandermagnon

"'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"

sassyrayofsunshine

BUMP- soo feel the need to rewatch this movie now!!!!

Fittreelol

We want...a shrubbery!

Erica_theRedhead

LauraMacNCheese

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
(He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day)
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear mama
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)

elenathegreat

"He does the thing with one of those silly women who can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and a dead crab."
"You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face."

Some_Watery_Tart

What is your favorite color? Red. No! Blue! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh.......

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

And now for something completely different....

McGough: I'm sorry. I'm afraid I've caught poetry.
Mr Bones: Oh really? Well, don't worry, sir - I used to suffer from short stories.
McGough: Really? When?
Mr Bones: Oh, once upon a time ...

*gigglesnort* I have seen every single episode of Flying Circus--I don't even know how many times. Now I watch it with my kids. I'm screwing them up so much!!! :laugh:

Ravenous4Captain

I Monty Python!!

UsedToBeHusky

Help! Help! I'm being oppressed.

Get back here! It's just a flesh wound!

She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

LauraMacNCheese

Sir Robin ran away...he bravely ran away. When danger reared its ugly head he bravely turned his tail & fled.

gzus7freek

UncleMac

Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

Fullsterkur_woman

It's time to... Spot the Looney!

*LEARNIN' THE PIANO?!"

What an eccentric performance...

Fullsterkur_woman

"'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"