Monty Python Quote-a-rama.
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"Come back here, I'll bite your knees off"0
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"You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together. "0
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What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
It could grip it by the husk!
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
That whole conversation is a hoot !!0 -
Strange women, lying about in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
Supreme Executive Power is derived from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
I mean, if I went around saying I was King, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!0 -
Which do you mean: an African or European swallow?0
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"Right, who threw that"
"She did, she did, <grumble grumble> he did, he did.0 -
"It's just a flesh wound"
" you're arms off"!!!
What are you gonna do, bleed on me?0 -
Does anyone else feel like having a little giggle when I mention my friend Bigus D*ckus?0
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"Brave, brave Sir Robin, he bravely ran away!'0
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I fart in your general direction.
"Well sir, I have a silly walk and I'd like to obtain a Government grant to help me develop it. "
And of course my all time favorite.
'RUN AWAY!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!'0 -
"You can't beat wood. . ."
"Gooooone. . . ."
"Caribou. . . goooooooone"0 -
"Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood"
How funny! My family was just discussing this exact song at dinner out tonight!!0 -
"What, behind the rabbit?"
"It is the rabbit."
"You silly sod!"
"Still no sign of land. How long is it?"
"That's a rather personal question, sir."
"What's on the television then?"
"Looks like a penguin."0 -
I only know 1 quote, and as such, it's clearly the best:
"Bring out your dead…!"
"Who's that then?"
"I don't know, must be a king."
"Why?"
"He doesn't have **** all over him."0 -
I only know 1 quote, and as such, it's clearly the best:
"Bring out your dead…!"
Nope. Holy Grail.0 -
If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen!0
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I am laughing my butt off over here. We just watched The Holy Grail 2 days ago and I was again reminded of how many great one liners there are. Here are some of my favorites
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
"This is a wedding, a happy occasion. Lets not bicker and argue about who killed who"
"Don't like her? Whats wrong with her? She's got huge (gestures breasts) tracks of land"
"Now sir Robin, Sir Galahad and I will leap out of the rabbit catching them completely by surprise---If we built a large wooden badger"
hehehehehe, these all just make me giggle. me some Monte Python0 -
But I didn't have the salmon mousse0
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"One thin mint, Monsieur?"0
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