Monty Python Quote-a-rama.

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  • 007bondage
    007bondage Posts: 631 Member
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    "Come back here, I'll bite your knees off" :)
  • Wilson929
    Wilson929 Posts: 100
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    "You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together. "
  • Wilson929
    Wilson929 Posts: 100
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    What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
    It could grip it by the husk!
    It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.


    That whole conversation is a hoot !!
  • moondawg14
    moondawg14 Posts: 249 Member
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    Strange women, lying about in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

    Supreme Executive Power is derived from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

    I mean, if I went around saying I was King, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    Which do you mean: an African or European swallow?
  • BeardedMike
    BeardedMike Posts: 52 Member
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    "Right, who threw that"

    "She did, she did, <grumble grumble> he did, he did.
  • Wilson929
    Wilson929 Posts: 100
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    "It's just a flesh wound"

    " you're arms off"!!!



    What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    Does anyone else feel like having a little giggle when I mention my friend Bigus D*ckus?
  • SassyLynndog
    SassyLynndog Posts: 10 Member
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    "Brave, brave Sir Robin, he bravely ran away!':wink:
  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
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    bringoutyerdead.gif

    I fart in your general direction.

    "Well sir, I have a silly walk and I'd like to obtain a Government grant to help me develop it. "

    And of course my all time favorite.

    'RUN AWAY!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!'
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    "You can't beat wood. . ."
    "Gooooone. . . ."

    "Caribou. . . goooooooone"
  • TinaBaily
    TinaBaily Posts: 792 Member
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    "Every sperm is sacred.
    Every sperm is good.
    Every sperm is needed
    In your neighbourhood"

    How funny! My family was just discussing this exact song at dinner out tonight!!
  • lcyama
    lcyama Posts: 209 Member
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    "What, behind the rabbit?"
    "It is the rabbit."
    "You silly sod!"

    "Still no sign of land. How long is it?"
    "That's a rather personal question, sir."

    "What's on the television then?"
    "Looks like a penguin."
  • Tricepticon
    Tricepticon Posts: 7
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    I only know 1 quote, and as such, it's clearly the best:

    "Bring out your dead…!"

    "Who's that then?"
    "I don't know, must be a king."
    "Why?"
    "He doesn't have **** all over him."
  • moondawg14
    moondawg14 Posts: 249 Member
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    I only know 1 quote, and as such, it's clearly the best:

    "Bring out your dead…!"
    Jaberwocky. right?

    Nope. Holy Grail.
  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen!
  • pchesnut
    pchesnut Posts: 347 Member
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    I am laughing my butt off over here. We just watched The Holy Grail 2 days ago and I was again reminded of how many great one liners there are. Here are some of my favorites

    "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
    "This is a wedding, a happy occasion. Lets not bicker and argue about who killed who"
    "Don't like her? Whats wrong with her? She's got huge (gestures breasts) tracks of land"
    "Now sir Robin, Sir Galahad and I will leap out of the rabbit catching them completely by surprise---If we built a large wooden badger"

    hehehehehe, these all just make me giggle. :heart: me some Monte Python
  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
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    But I didn't have the salmon mousse
  • oDDnySS
    oDDnySS Posts: 69 Member
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    "One thin mint, Monsieur?"

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