Monty Python Quote-a-rama.

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  • kaned_ferret
    kaned_ferret Posts: 618 Member
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    "One thin mint, Monsieur?"

    F**k of I'm full
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    "One thin mint, Monsieur?"

    F**k of I'm full
    its just a leetle theen one.
  • adlace
    adlace Posts: 375 Member
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    nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Say no more!
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    "'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"
  • sassyrayofsunshine
    sassyrayofsunshine Posts: 499 Member
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    BUMP- soo feel the need to rewatch this movie now!!!!
  • Fittreelol
    Fittreelol Posts: 2,535 Member
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    We want...a shrubbery!
  • Erica_theRedhead
    Erica_theRedhead Posts: 724 Member
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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
    I sleep all night and I work all day
    (He's a lumberjack and he's OK
    He sleeps all night and he works all day)
    I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
    I go to the lavat'ry
    On Wednesdays I go shopping
    And have buttered scones for tea
    (He cuts down trees...)
    (He's a lumberjack...)
    I cut down trees, I skip and jump
    I love to press wild flow'rs
    I put on women's clothing
    And hang around in bars
    (He cuts down trees...)
    (He's a lumberjack...)
    I cut down trees, I wear high heels
    Suspenders and a bra
    I wish I'd been a girlie
    Just like my dear mama
    (He cuts down trees...)
    (He's a lumberjack...)
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    "He does the thing with one of those silly women who can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and a dead crab."
    "You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face."
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    What is your favorite color? Red. No! Blue! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh.......

    Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

    And now for something completely different....

    McGough: I'm sorry. I'm afraid I've caught poetry.
    Mr Bones: Oh really? Well, don't worry, sir - I used to suffer from short stories.
    McGough: Really? When?
    Mr Bones: Oh, once upon a time ...

    *gigglesnort* I have seen every single episode of Flying Circus--I don't even know how many times. Now I watch it with my kids. I'm screwing them up so much!!! :laugh:
  • Ravenous4Captain
    Ravenous4Captain Posts: 144 Member
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    I :heart: Monty Python!!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Help! Help! I'm being oppressed.

    Get back here! It's just a flesh wound!

    She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Sir Robin ran away...he bravely ran away. When danger reared its ugly head he bravely turned his tail & fled.
  • gzus7freek
    gzus7freek Posts: 494 Member
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,064 Member
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    Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
    Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
    Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
    Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
    Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
    Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
    Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
    Sir Lancelot: Blue.
    Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
    Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
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    It's time to... Spot the Looney!

    *LEARNIN' THE PIANO?!"

    What an eccentric performance...
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
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    "'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"
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