Monty Python Quote-a-rama.
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"'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"
ooops sorry old chap, I'll just toddle along then...
this is a great clock...
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T.F. Gumby (Michael Palin): Doctor! Doctor! DOCTOR! (he goes up to the antique desk and bangs the bell violently; he smashes the intercom and breaks the desk up) Doctor! Doctor! DOCTOR! DOCTOR! Doctor! Doctor! Where is the Doctor?
(A pause. Then another door opens and another Gumby appears.)
Specialist (John Cleese): Hello!
T.F. Gumby: Are you the brain specialist?
Specialist: Hello!
T.F. Gumby: Are you the brain specialist?
Specialist: No, no, I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not! Yes. Yes I am.
T.F. Gumby: My brain hurts!
Specialist: Well let's take a look at it, Mr Gumby.
(Gumby specialist starts to pull up Gumby's sweater.)
T.F. Gumby: No, no, no, my brain in my head.
(Specialist thumps him on the head)
Specialist: It will have to come out.
T.F. Gumby: Out? Of my head?
Specialist: Yes! All the bits of it. Nurse! Nurse! (a nurse enters) Nurse! Nurse! Nurse, take Mr Gumby to a brain surgeon.
Nurse: Yes doctor.
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"Message for you sir!"0
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I don't usually frequent the forums much, but I saw this thread and just had to post! Anyway, it's got to be:
Chaplain: O Lord...
Congregation: O Lord...
Chaplain: ...Ooh, You are so big...
Congregation: ...ooh, You are so big...
Chaplain: ...So absolutely huge.
Congregation: ...So absolutely huge.
Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Chaplain: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and...
Congregation: And barefaced flattery.
Chaplain: But You are so strong and, well, just so super...
Congregation: ...Fantastic.
Chaplain: Amen.
Congregation: Amen.0 -
"Message for you sir!"
Curse you...I can't think of the name of Lancelot's squire now & it's driving me nuts :grumble:0 -
"Message for you sir!"
Curse you...I can't think of the name of Lancelot's squire now & it's driving me nuts :grumble:
'Concorde' according to IMDB.0 -
"Message for you sir!"
Curse you...I can't think of the name of Lancelot's squire now & it's driving me nuts :grumble:
'Concorde' according to IMDB.
THANK YOU!
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Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!0
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I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day
He's a lumberjack and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping. And have buttered scones for tea
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch. He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he goes shopping. And has buttered scones for tea
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. (He's a lumberjack and he's okay)
I sleep all night and I work all day. (He sleeps all night and he works all day)
I cut down trees, I skip and jump. I like to press wildflowers
I put on women's clothing. And hang around in bars
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps. He likes to press wildflowers
He puts on women's clothing. And hangs around in bars?
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day
(He's a lumberjack and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day)
I cut down trees, I wear high heels. Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie. Just like my dear papa
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels. Suspendies and a bra?
He's a lumberjack and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day
He's a lumberjack and he's okaaaaaaay. He sleeps all night and he works all day0 -
"Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam"
[Personally I like fried spam with mustard or cooked with pineapple and white rice.]0 -
"First, I force him to drop the banana, then I eat the banana, thus disarmin' him. I have now rendered him 'elpless!"0
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"We're not servants. We're an autonomous collective."
"O, Knights Who Until Recently Said Ni"
.....we could probably construct the entire script with a group effort here
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"Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood"
How funny! My family was just discussing this exact song at dinner out tonight!!
I have this song on my iPod! :laugh:0 -
He's a very naughty boy0
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Those responsible for sacking the ones responsible for sacking the one's responsible.. have been sacked. (Or something like that)0
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How do you know she is a witch?
She turned me into a newt
......I got better
So what else floats?
Grain
apples
very small rocks hehehehe0 -
"It's just a flesh wound"
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Love this whole thread...
King Arthur: I am your king.
Peasant Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Peasant Woman: Well, how'd you become king, then?
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis the Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arthur: Shut up! Will you shut up?!
Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Arthur: Shut up!
Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!
Arthur: Bloody Peasant!
Dennis: Ooh, what a giveaway!
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Albatross! Get yer albatross!
The Songs, too:
"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me. . ."
"How sweet. . . to be an idiot. . ."
"We're Knights of the Round Table. We dance when e're we're able. . . "0 -
A Møøse once bit my sister ...0
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God: Arthur, King of the Britons, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.
King Arthur: Good idea, O Lord!
God: 'COURSE IT'S A GOOD IDEA!0 -
Unbelievable gifted, funny and creative, these 6 guys from England.0
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Unbelievable gifted, funny and creative, these 6 guys from England.
5 from England
1 from US0 -
Yep, right! But they conquerd the world from England....0
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A Møøse once bit my sister ...
We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.0 -
"I'm not dead yet......I'm still living"0
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"I'm not dead yet......I'm still living"
You'll be stone dead in a moment...0 -
Life's a piece of ****
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
And always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjOSLCR2hE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y
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