Your last day on earth hypothetically

pizzamyheart
pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Ok pretend it’s your last day on earth. Yes we know you want to tell your loved ones you love them and cherish and spend time with them. Blah blah blah everybody knows that. Let’s say you already did that part. What are you going to do next? Something outrageous that would be fun to do? Not like a bucket list, as that is realistically possible goals. I’m talking no limitations here, not even reality. So if the last thing on earth you want to do is to dress like Spider-Man, sneak onto an on air broadcast and silly string Dr. Phil into a web while yelling at him live on the air About not solving ALL of your problems....then post it. No reality limits here!
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  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    I would probably plan an elaborate scheme to kidnap all the mannequins from stores and hide them behind the curtains of people
    I don’t like while they are sleeping.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    I guess I’d also like to see how much I can actually eat at an all you can eat Chinese food buffet. I mean, hey, if there’s no tomorrow......
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Really? Spend every last second with with my daughter imparting every single bit of knowledge I have gained to her while playing board games, listening to show tunes, and eating candy.

    Fantasy? Same thing.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Really? Spend every last second with with my daughter imparting every single bit of knowledge I have gained to her while playing board games, listening to show tunes, and eating candy.

    Fantasy? Same thing.

    You aren’t reading the directions. We already know all the family stuff. This is PRETEND. Like MFP.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Really? Spend every last second with with my daughter imparting every single bit of knowledge I have gained to her while playing board games, listening to show tunes, and eating candy.

    Fantasy? Same thing.

    You aren’t reading the directions. We already know all the family stuff. This is PRETEND. Like MFP.

    I read the instructions.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Really? Spend every last second with with my daughter imparting every single bit of knowledge I have gained to her while playing board games, listening to show tunes, and eating candy.

    Fantasy? Same thing.

    You aren’t reading the directions. We already know all the family stuff. This is PRETEND. Like MFP.

    I read the instructions.

    🤔🤭
  • MonkeyMel21
    MonkeyMel21 Posts: 2,396 Member
    All I can think of is sex related things and kicking Donald Trump in the balls, really hard.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    All I can think of is sex related things and kicking Donald Trump in the balls, really hard.

    can i change my answer?
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Really? Spend every last second with with my daughter imparting every single bit of knowledge I have gained to her while playing board games, listening to show tunes, and eating candy.

    Fantasy? Same thing.

    You aren’t reading the directions. We already know all the family stuff. This is PRETEND. Like MFP.

    I read the instructions.

    I’m not going to include you in any Monty Python re-enactments from now on.
  • MonkeyMel21
    MonkeyMel21 Posts: 2,396 Member
    edited April 2019
    Hiking up Pike's Peak or some similarly majestic AF mountain and then hang gliding (is that the right thing?) all the way back down. Then, if I didn't die doing that, all you can eat lobster.

    ETA: all you can eat seafood, in general. I don't want to be tied down to just lobster.
  • CoffeeAndContour
    CoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,466 Member
    I’d finally order one of each donut off the menu. I would eat ramen to my hearts content. But that would probably be after I shagged captain America, climed Mount Everest and found a cure for cancer.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Tell people exactly what I think, absolutely no filter
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    I’d finally order one of each donut off the menu. I would eat ramen to my hearts content. But that would probably be after I shagged captain America, climed Mount Everest and found a cure for cancer.

    Captain America? Hmmm. If I had to shag one of them, it’s gonna have to be Peter Quill.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Really? Spend every last second with with my daughter imparting every single bit of knowledge I have gained to her while playing board games, listening to show tunes, and eating candy.

    Fantasy? Same thing.

    You aren’t reading the directions. We already know all the family stuff. This is PRETEND. Like MFP.

    I read the instructions.

    I’m not going to include you in any Monty Python re-enactments from now on.

    TyXGsx.gif
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Really? Spend every last second with with my daughter imparting every single bit of knowledge I have gained to her while playing board games, listening to show tunes, and eating candy.

    Fantasy? Same thing.

    You aren’t reading the directions. We already know all the family stuff. This is PRETEND. Like MFP.

    I read the instructions.

    I’m not going to include you in any Monty Python re-enactments from now on.

    TyXGsx.gif

    I’m not giving you the privilege of me even looking at that.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Really? Spend every last second with with my daughter imparting every single bit of knowledge I have gained to her while playing board games, listening to show tunes, and eating candy.

    Fantasy? Same thing.

    You aren’t reading the directions. We already know all the family stuff. This is PRETEND. Like MFP.

    I read the instructions.

    I’m not going to include you in any Monty Python re-enactments from now on.

    TyXGsx.gif

    I’m not giving you the privilege of me even looking at that.

    jlaw-whtvr.gif
  • NotSo_LittleRichard
    NotSo_LittleRichard Posts: 1,004 Member
    All I can think of is sex related things and kicking Donald Trump in the balls, really hard.

    Why wait?
  • This_far
    This_far Posts: 536 Member
    edited April 2019
    Sal's Pizza on Jamaica Avenue and 85th Street. I think those I hold dear will be disappointed that pizza was what popped into my head first. Not surprised but disappointed.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    This_far wrote: »
    Sal's Pizza on Jamaica Avenue and 85th Street. I think those I hold dear will be disappointed that pizza was what popped into my head first. Not surprised but disappointed.

    Carlo’s
  • This_far
    This_far Posts: 536 Member
    @your_future_ex_wife I'll meet you in the middle and we can look down on the poor schlubs who go to Ben's.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    This_far wrote: »
    @your_future_ex_wife I'll meet you in the middle and we can look down on the poor schlubs who go to Ben's.
    The middle being Ozone, Rosa’s or chinese😆
  • IamMicah
    IamMicah Posts: 133 Member
    Hiking up Pike's Peak or some similarly majestic AF mountain and then hang gliding (is that the right thing?) all the way back down. Then, if I didn't die doing that, all you can eat lobster.

    ETA: all you can eat seafood, in general. I don't want to be tied down to just lobster.

    To save time for more seafood .... ^THIS^ all of it All Damn Day
  • This_far
    This_far Posts: 536 Member
    @your_future_ex_wife you know I lose my powers when I leave Woodhaven. So yep, Rosa's it is
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    All I can think of is sex related things and kicking Donald Trump in the balls, really hard.

    Why wait?

    indeed.

    The significance of an exercise like this is to show what’s important to us.

    It’s like runway couture- you don’t actually wear it on the street, but interpretations trickle down.
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  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    I dunno, I think it would depend on what was gonna kill me...I'd just wanna see it as everything ended
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    my poor broken limited brain struggles with this

    or is it that my desires really are that basic?

    i want to get the dishes done first.

    then

    i want to be out in the sunshine and climbing a big hill beside a noisy river, listening to wind in the tops of the pines, watching the squirrels flit in the dappled light.

    i want to kiss a good-smelling man long and deep and tell him sincerely that i love him.

    i want to laugh with my kids at the antics of my stupid dogs.

    and then i want to lie down in clean sheets, under a down comforter, lilacs or peonies from the garden in great-grandma’s vase on the side table. i want to close my eyes and listen to the quiet night.

    and say thank you. it’s been so good.

    I'm not crying, you're crying.
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