The Newest Selfie Thread with 17 Rules

Reckoner67 · May 2019

1) Must show at least 3” of skin to verify your humanity
2) Must have something orange in the picture
3) Must be taken +/- seven hours from the displayed hour on the clock when you were originally born
4) Must list no less than two (2) excuses why it’s a “bad pic”
5) Must list one affirmation of WHY you think the pic is good enough to post
6) Proper selfie angles MUST be observed
7) Filters MUST be used
8) Filters MUST NOT be used
9) Blank pictures are acceptable
10) Smiles must be genuine
11) Frowns must also be genuine
12) Blank expressions are discouraged, but allowed under exception 4a
13) ONE USER PER SELFIE. Otherwise it’s an USsie; create a new thread for that
14) Personally identifiable information must not be included in the picture
15) Balance MUST be achieved. For every puppy-filter, a cat-filter must also be shown, etc.
16) Do not break any of these rules
17) Break these rules

iMago · May 2019

Reckoner67 wrote: »

1) Must show at least 3” of skin to verify your humanity
2) Must have something orange in the picture
3) Must be taken +/- seven hours from the displayed hour on the clock when you were originally born
4) Must list no less than two (2) excuses why it’s a “bad pic”
5) Must list one affirmation of WHY you think the pic is good enough to post
6) Proper selfie angles MUST be observed
7) Filters MUST be used
8) Filters MUST NOT be used
9) Blank pictures are acceptable
10) Smiles must be genuine
11) Frowns must also be genuine
12) Blank expressions are discouraged, but allowed under exception 4a
13) ONE USER PER SELFIE. Otherwise it’s an USsie; create a new thread for that
14) Personally identifiable information must not be included in the picture
15) Balance MUST be achieved. For every puppy-filter, a cat-filter must also be shown, etc.
16) Do not break any of these rules
17) Break these rules

as all things should be

Sunshine_And_Sand · May 2019

Before and After picture of what I like to think of as a pregnant orange Bell Pepper.
2) it is orange
4) its bad because it isn't actually a selfie and it breaks all the rules except for 2 and 17.
5) I think it's good enough to post because I've cut up a lot of bell peppers and that's the only "pregnant" one I've found.

TonnnnUK · May 2019

Sunshine_And_Sand wrote: »

Before and After picture of what I like to think of as a pregnant orange Bell Pepper.
2) it is orange
4) its bad because it isn't actually a selfie and it breaks all the rules except for 2 and 17.
5) I think it's good enough to post because I've cut up a lot of bell peppers and that's the only "pregnant" one I've found.

Is this classed as self harm?

Sunshine_And_Sand · May 2019

TonnnnUK wrote: »

Sunshine_And_Sand wrote: »

Before and After picture of what I like to think of as a pregnant orange Bell Pepper.
2) it is orange
4) its bad because it isn't actually a selfie and it breaks all the rules except for 2 and 17.
5) I think it's good enough to post because I've cut up a lot of bell peppers and that's the only "pregnant" one I've found.

Is this classed as self harm?

Hmmm.... 🤔 Excellent point.
If you assume I'm following the rules and that's an actual selfie and I'm the bell pepper, then yes I suppose it would be.