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The Newest Selfie Thread with 17 Rules

Reckoner67Reckoner67 Posts: 3,436Member Member Posts: 3,436Member Member
1) Must show at least 3” of skin to verify your humanity
2) Must have something orange in the picture
3) Must be taken +/- seven hours from the displayed hour on the clock when you were originally born
4) Must list no less than two (2) excuses why it’s a “bad pic”
5) Must list one affirmation of WHY you think the pic is good enough to post
6) Proper selfie angles MUST be observed
7) Filters MUST be used
8) Filters MUST NOT be used
9) Blank pictures are acceptable
10) Smiles must be genuine
11) Frowns must also be genuine
12) Blank expressions are discouraged, but allowed under exception 4a
13) ONE USER PER SELFIE. Otherwise it’s an USsie; create a new thread for that
14) Personally identifiable information must not be included in the picture
15) Balance MUST be achieved. For every puppy-filter, a cat-filter must also be shown, etc.
16) Do not break any of these rules
17) Break these rules

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  • iMagoiMago Posts: 4,730Member Member Posts: 4,730Member Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    1) Must show at least 3” of skin to verify your humanity
    2) Must have something orange in the picture
    3) Must be taken +/- seven hours from the displayed hour on the clock when you were originally born
    4) Must list no less than two (2) excuses why it’s a “bad pic”
    5) Must list one affirmation of WHY you think the pic is good enough to post
    6) Proper selfie angles MUST be observed
    7) Filters MUST be used
    8) Filters MUST NOT be used
    9) Blank pictures are acceptable
    10) Smiles must be genuine
    11) Frowns must also be genuine
    12) Blank expressions are discouraged, but allowed under exception 4a
    13) ONE USER PER SELFIE. Otherwise it’s an USsie; create a new thread for that
    14) Personally identifiable information must not be included in the picture
    15) Balance MUST be achieved. For every puppy-filter, a cat-filter must also be shown, etc.
    16) Do not break any of these rules
    17) Break these rules

    as all things should be
  • Sunshine_And_SandSunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,217Member Member Posts: 1,217Member Member
    Before and After picture of what I like to think of as a pregnant orange Bell Pepper.
    2) it is orange
    4) its bad because it isn't actually a selfie and it breaks all the rules except for 2 and 17.
    5) I think it's good enough to post because I've cut up a lot of bell peppers and that's the only "pregnant" one I've found.

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  • TonnnnUKTonnnnUK Posts: 125Member Member Posts: 125Member Member
    Before and After picture of what I like to think of as a pregnant orange Bell Pepper.
    2) it is orange
    4) its bad because it isn't actually a selfie and it breaks all the rules except for 2 and 17.
    5) I think it's good enough to post because I've cut up a lot of bell peppers and that's the only "pregnant" one I've found.
    Is this classed as self harm? :o
  • Sunshine_And_SandSunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,217Member Member Posts: 1,217Member Member
    TonnnnUK wrote: »
    Before and After picture of what I like to think of as a pregnant orange Bell Pepper.
    2) it is orange
    4) its bad because it isn't actually a selfie and it breaks all the rules except for 2 and 17.
    5) I think it's good enough to post because I've cut up a lot of bell peppers and that's the only "pregnant" one I've found.
    Is this classed as self harm? :o

    Hmmm.... 🤔 Excellent point.
    If you assume I'm following the rules and that's an actual selfie and I'm the bell pepper, then yes I suppose it would be.
  • Keep_on_cardioKeep_on_cardio Posts: 3,993Member Member Posts: 3,993Member Member
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    finger selfies
    May or may not resemble peeing standing up, a stick figure giving birth 🤷🏻‍♀️ it’s the is it over day, selfie..

  • Cowsfan1Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,308Member Member Posts: 7,308Member Member
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    What about thumbs?
  • Keep_on_cardioKeep_on_cardio Posts: 3,993Member Member Posts: 3,993Member Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
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    What about thumbs?

    I accept, thumbs up 7up
  • Keep_on_cardioKeep_on_cardio Posts: 3,993Member Member Posts: 3,993Member Member
    Shhh Mtn dew, Oooo you’re perked
  • Mm2Hh7Mm2Hh7 Posts: 1,605Member Member Posts: 1,605Member Member
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