Which feels longer ?
ImWineFine
Posts: 16 Member
A treadmill minute or a microwave minute ?
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*brain explodes*7
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The microwave feels longer lol1
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Treadmill1
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Treadmill0
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When hungry... microwave
When tired... threadmill5 -
Depends, if I’m doing squats while waiting for the microwave to beep, the microwave.
Actually, don’t do the treadmill so don’t know how slow that minute would pass. Probably faster than the above.
Cheers, h.3 -
I am going to have to dig up Einstein and Socrates. I will let them work it out in equation and philosophy.. lol2
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Treadmill.
Imagine a minute on the treadmill while you waited for the microwave. Longest minute ever.3 -
Treadmill. Easily.
At least with a microwave minute I'm getting a reward at the end of it. With a treadmill I'm just getting chest pains and an increased willingness to die.4 -
An "eyes closed standing on one leg" minute* is definitely longer than either.
https://posturemovementpain.com/2014/01/30/how-long-should-i-be-able-to-balance-on-one-leg/
* I haven't actually made it a minute yet, but am very close.3 -
A stop light minute is longer than either of those4
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Try a metcon minute, where you're praying not to die but get all reps in for the leaderboard at the same time.0
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Treadmill. I have a special microwave. When I turn it on, a cat appears and wants pets.9
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Since I hate the dreadmill and never use it... Microwave minute.0
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Microwave. Especially when I’m waiting to use it! 🤣🤣🤣
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The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.3
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RelCanonical wrote: »Treadmill. I have a special microwave. When I turn it on, a cat appears and wants pets.
I want your microwave1 -
psychod787 wrote: »RelCanonical wrote: »Treadmill. I have a special microwave. When I turn it on, a cat appears and wants pets.
I want your microwave
You have to train the microwave by opening up cans of cat food while the microwave runs so it knows to summon the cat. Eventually, it knows to summon the cat even when there is no cat food.3 -
ImWineFine wrote: »The microwave feels longer lol
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RelCanonical wrote: »psychod787 wrote: »RelCanonical wrote: »Treadmill. I have a special microwave. When I turn it on, a cat appears and wants pets.
I want your microwave
You have to train the microwave by opening up cans of cat food while the microwave runs so it knows to summon the cat. Eventually, it knows to summon the cat even when there is no cat food.
Will it pur and sleep on my chest at night?2 -
psychod787 wrote: »RelCanonical wrote: »psychod787 wrote: »RelCanonical wrote: »Treadmill. I have a special microwave. When I turn it on, a cat appears and wants pets.
I want your microwave
You have to train the microwave by opening up cans of cat food while the microwave runs so it knows to summon the cat. Eventually, it knows to summon the cat even when there is no cat food.
Will it pur and sleep on my chest at night?
Yes, even if you don't want it to. It'll even beep at you at 5:30 in the morning because it wants to summon the cat.3 -
RelCanonical wrote: »psychod787 wrote: »RelCanonical wrote: »psychod787 wrote: »RelCanonical wrote: »Treadmill. I have a special microwave. When I turn it on, a cat appears and wants pets.
I want your microwave
You have to train the microwave by opening up cans of cat food while the microwave runs so it knows to summon the cat. Eventually, it knows to summon the cat even when there is no cat food.
Will it pur and sleep on my chest at night?
Yes, even if you don't want it to. It'll even beep at you at 5:30 in the morning because it wants to summon the cat.
I need to adopt a new microwave.I had to leave my last microwave when I got divorced. It was a city microwave and would not make it our in the more rural setting I now live.3 -
I mean i love my oven, but some days it's useless.4 -
psychod787 wrote: »
I mean i love my oven, but some days it's useless.
@psychod787 , I hate to break the news to you, but your microwave does not look a lot like @RelCanonical 's microwave. You need to think of something nice and dainty... dare I say shorter
, like @pinuplove !
Since I got bit by an office microwave yesterday (and an exploding can of chunky soup) I will now go lick my hurting paw!
BTW: the longest minute is the "cooling" one, AFTER the microwave has dinged that it is done microwaving!
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psychod787 wrote: »
I mean i love my oven, but some days it's useless.
@psychod787 , I hate to break the news to you, but your microwave does not look a lot like @RelCanonical 's microwave. You need to think of something nice and dainty... dare I say shorter , like @pinuplove !
Since I got bit by an office microwave yesterday (and an exploding can of chunky soup) I will now go lick my hurting paw!
BTW: the longest minute is the "cooling" one, AFTER the microwave has dinged that it is done microwaving!
Oh no... that's my oven. I miss having a microwave....1 -
psychod787 wrote: »
I mean i love my oven, but some days it's useless.
@psychod787 , I hate to break the news to you, but your microwave does not look a lot like @RelCanonical 's microwave. You need to think of something nice and dainty... dare I say shorter , like @pinuplove !
Since I got bit by an office microwave yesterday (and an exploding can of chunky soup) I will now go lick my hurting paw!
BTW: the longest minute is the "cooling" one, AFTER the microwave has dinged that it is done microwaving!
Here I've been minding my own business, having the worst kitten week in history (ok, maybe an exaggeration, but it's been pretty bad) and I get tagged in a microwave thread for short jokes?? With friends like you all... 
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Since everyone is posting pictures of their microwave, here's mine integrating with my apps.
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I don't have a microwave but there are a lot of microwaves in the area that sometimes drop in and visit which is cool but I'm an oven girl3
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singingflutelady wrote: »I don't have a microwave but there are a lot of microwaves in the area that sometimes drop in and visit which is cool but I'm an oven girl
I tried posting pictures of my oven but the forum and my phone don't seem to be mixing well together today!!!1 -
RelCanonical wrote: »Since everyone is posting pictures of their microwave, here's mine integrating with my apps.
My microwave likes to make sure I stay warm.
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