Lie Detector

Leeanre
Leeanre Posts: 142 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
What question would you ask if your significant other was attached to a lie detector?
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  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    How many times have you used the "this old thing, its been lying around for ages" line for something you just bought?
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    Are you nervous about being hooked up a lie detector?
  • floofyschmoofer
    floofyschmoofer Posts: 209 Member
    Do you REALLY love me more than you love the dogs?
  • Leeanre
    Leeanre Posts: 142 Member
    Ignorance is bliss. But Misery loves company...
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    WHAT DO YOU WANT? What really makes you happy? Why are you so afraid? What can I do to help?
  • CoffeeAndContour
    CoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,466 Member
    Do you really think my nighttime mouth guard and lisp is cute, or are you trying to make me feel better?
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    WHAT DO YOU WANT? What really makes you happy? Why are you so afraid? What can I do to help?

    Dang, I'd go with "Tacos, Tacos, maybe Tacos, and Tacos" <TRUE> <TRUE> <TRUE> <TRUE>
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    Will you ever stop lying to yourself?
  • deannalfisher
    deannalfisher Posts: 5,600 Member
    having done a polygraph...haha, nope - not even going there
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Can I pick some mfp'ers to hook up? I don't really care about finding out if my spouse is lying or not, pretty sure I already know but there are some mfp'ers that I am pretty sure are big fat liars and I would love to ask them a few questions.

    Yes, I will tell you all the truths
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Can I pick some mfp'ers to hook up? I don't really care about finding out if my spouse is lying or not, pretty sure I already know but there are some mfp'ers that I am pretty sure are big fat liars and I would love to ask them a few questions.

    Yes, I will tell you all the truths

    I already know that you have an infinite love for potatoes, your cats are possesed and you talk to ghosts. I think those are the most important topics.
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Can I pick some mfp'ers to hook up? I don't really care about finding out if my spouse is lying or not, pretty sure I already know but there are some mfp'ers that I am pretty sure are big fat liars and I would love to ask them a few questions.

    Yes, I will tell you all the truths

    I already know that you have an infinite love for potatoes, your cats are possesed and you talk to ghosts. I think those are the most important topics.

    I feel like I just took one of those complicated online personality quizzes--that does about sum me up, dang!
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Can I pick some mfp'ers to hook up? I don't really care about finding out if my spouse is lying or not, pretty sure I already know but there are some mfp'ers that I am pretty sure are big fat liars and I would love to ask them a few questions.

    Yes, I will tell you all the truths

    I already know that you have an infinite love for potatoes, your cats are possesed and you talk to ghosts. I think those are the most important topics.

    I feel like I just took one of those complicated online personality quizzes--that does about sum me up, dang!

    :joy:
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Can I pick some mfp'ers to hook up? I don't really care about finding out if my spouse is lying or not, pretty sure I already know but there are some mfp'ers that I am pretty sure are big fat liars and I would love to ask them a few questions.

    Do me!
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Can I pick some mfp'ers to hook up? I don't really care about finding out if my spouse is lying or not, pretty sure I already know but there are some mfp'ers that I am pretty sure are big fat liars and I would love to ask them a few questions.

    Do me!

    There *has* to already be some sort of "truth or dare" private group/topic out there already. They're probably all skydiving at this point tho
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,589 MFP Moderator
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Can I pick some mfp'ers to hook up? I don't really care about finding out if my spouse is lying or not, pretty sure I already know but there are some mfp'ers that I am pretty sure are big fat liars and I would love to ask them a few questions.

    sounds like an excellent thread idea
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Are we assuming they can't "beat" the lie detector, so it will be the truth, for sure?

    - what do you hate about me?
    - what are my worst qualities and personality traits?
    - what do I do that annoys you the most?
    ...to start
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Is this your card?
  • NotSo_LittleRichard
    NotSo_LittleRichard Posts: 1,004 Member
    I wouldn't ask them any. I also wouldn't be in a relationship with someone I didn't trust completely or be with someone who didn't feel comfortable being honest with me, even if they thought it would hurt me.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    NotSo_LittleRichard wrote: »
    I wouldn't ask them any. I also wouldn't be in a relationship with someone I didn't trust completely or be with someone who didn't feel comfortable being honest with me, even if they thought it would hurt me.

    Where do you want to eat tonight?
  • NotSo_LittleRichard
    NotSo_LittleRichard Posts: 1,004 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    NotSo_LittleRichard wrote: »
    I wouldn't ask them any. I also wouldn't be in a relationship with someone I didn't trust completely or be with someone who didn't feel comfortable being honest with me, even if they thought it would hurt me.

    Where do you want to eat tonight?

    Olive Garden
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,460 Member
    Doesn’t matter. If his mouth is moving, he’s lying.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    do u think she's pretty?
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Can I pick some mfp'ers to hook up? I don't really care about finding out if my spouse is lying or not, pretty sure I already know but there are some mfp'ers that I am pretty sure are big fat liars and I would love to ask them a few questions.

    I’m super late to the party but a lie detector thread would be gold!
  • LyndaBSS
    LyndaBSS Posts: 6,964 Member
    Just as I never felt the need to go through my husband's phone, I wouldn't need to hook him up to a lie detector. 😌
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    everybody lies
  • Leeanre
    Leeanre Posts: 142 Member
    Okay, okay, hold up, I'm dying over here. Hook me up, ask me anything. Wait, can those things be passed?? I mean I'm anxiety prone so I'd want to tell the truth, but well, uhm....
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