work out to look like a stripper

RivenV

Here's your routine, dear

shall I go home, make a video and send it to you, Q?

Only if you promise to send one to me, too :P

randomtai

Make it rain!

supertracylynn

Thanks for the reminder that if my ex really does leave my kids and me stranded financially... there are still men out there who think mothers are sexy and are willing to pay my way through college.

ETA:
I'm pretty sure I can make a few "hundies" based upon the fact that the last time I went to a strip club, I had a better body (even with stretch marks and extra skin) than half the girlies up there.

Qarol

I think I'd like to see you learn this...yes, please

riccoismydog

I was a stripper for ten years. The best way to get a stripper body is to become a stripper. Almost none of the girls I knew and myself did anything with weights or at a gym or whatever. We were too busy being strippers. Being an exotic dancer is the best form of exercise I have ever encountered. Most girls started without the stripper body, and got it after a few months of working.

This is like asking, how can I have a volley ball body....hmmm play volleyball?

Also, strippers are much too busy to eat. I ate only a snack before work and saved all eating until after work. Can't run around naked with a bloated gut.



You could buy a pole, do 3x5 songs a night. Plus about 25 private dances, walk around a mile in seven inch heals every day. You should be good in about six months. If you have a husband he will be very interested for about a month, and then he will ask you to stop. Do this on about 1200 calories a day. You will look like a stripper in no time!

rms922

Well if that's you in your profile picture, I'd say you already have it

riccoismydog

Thanks for the reminder that if my ex really does leave my kids and me stranded financially... there are still men out there who think mothers are sexy and are willing to pay my way through college.

ETA:
I'm pretty sure I can make a few "hundies" based upon the fact that the last time I went to a strip club, I had a better body (even with stretch marks and extra skin) than half the girlies up there.

I love it when people say that. If you are the best looking girl in the club, you are not at a real strip club. You are at some dive bar where the girls double as ho's when no one is looking. A real dancer is a hot *****. Think about it. How hot does someone have to be to sell sex without actually doing sex? hmmm....may be because I am Canadian. Our clubs may be different aka have hot women in them. Even with that, half the clubs are just an indoor venue for hoes. If you think stripping is so easy to make hundies...I invite you to try it for a night. A real deal club, wouldn't let you on the stage with stretch marks. Unless your a ho, those clubs will let my Grandma on stage.

Sjenny5891

Latin Dancing. Those people have AWESOME bodies.
Maybe a little lifting to go with it for toning.

TheBaileyHunter

This. Bar-none.

So much sexy.

ETA for the body...not the dance. LMAO

firstsip

What?? No Salma Hayek gif??

randomtai

Thanks for the reminder that if my ex really does leave my kids and me stranded financially... there are still men out there who think mothers are sexy and are willing to pay my way through college.

ETA:
I'm pretty sure I can make a few "hundies" based upon the fact that the last time I went to a strip club, I had a better body (even with stretch marks and extra skin) than half the girlies up there.

I love it when people say that. If you are the best looking girl in the club, you are not at a real strip club. You are at some dive bar where the girls double as ho's when no one is looking. A real dancer is a hot *****. Think about it. How hot does someone have to be to sell sex without actually doing sex? hmmm....may be because I am Canadian. Our clubs may be different aka have hot women in them. Even with that, half the clubs are just an indoor venue for hoes. If you think stripping is so easy to make hundies...I invite you to try it for a night. A real deal club, wouldn't let you on the stage with stretch marks. Unless your a ho, those clubs will let my Grandma on stage.

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

oh puffy....you silly. You have a better body than 90% of the strippers out there today. Not that I have ever been or spent any money in that way. well, maybe once...ok, twice....ok, shut up Nathan!

why, thank ya kindly, sir.

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

Well if that's you in your profile picture, I'd say you already have it

Thank you. Yes, it is definitely me, as are all the other pics in my album.

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

I think I'd like to see you learn this...yes, please

that looks awesome!! She's got some amazing core strength.

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

What?? No Salma Hayek gif??

_xXJennXx_

Fit_NYC_

What?? No Salma Hayek gif??

Awesome! and you can totally pull this off puffy!

coopersmom2006

**Thud*** Sorry, I just fainted for a second. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

kfavulous

ZOMGGGG that's from CHUCK!! Frikkin LOVE that show.

CAPRICA!!!!!

FINALLY. I died a little inside with that "Chuck" comment...
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SoDamnHungry

Deadlift!


Bleh - forgot how to post the link.

Oh my!

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

What?? No Salma Hayek gif??

Awesome! and you can totally pull this off puffy!

I just need a snake.

Yanicka1

Woa....i this thread.

danasings

If you are the best looking girl in the club, you are not at a real strip club.

TRUE. Go into any strip club in Hollywood, CA, and you will be in a real strip club. D*MN, those girls are HOT. And a few of them are ex-Playmates/Penthouse/Hustler girls. Well, a few of the ones I have met, anyway.

Lovely54

There are pole fitness classes that give you a total workout from top to bottom, look for one in your area. I promise you will be addicted to working out!

ReinasWrath

I'm glad I clicked on this thread.

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

If you are the best looking girl in the club, you are not at a real strip club.

TRUE. Go into any strip club in Hollywood, CA, and you will be in a real strip club. D*MN, those girls are HOT. And a few of them are ex-Playmates/Penthouse/Hustler girls. Well, a few of the ones I have met, anyway.

but, but, but.... have you guys even seen ME?!?









I. AM. KIDDING!!! :laugh:

DarksMama

Pole classes.

I was a stripper back in the day, and I was CUT. I started pole classes a few years after I decided I was getting too old for that jazz (LOL) and have been able to shear off a fair amount. Great strength builder too. I'll be going back to it as soon as my friend's studio reopens after their relocation.

Y'all crack me up with some of your popular misconceptions of strip clubs. LOL Those playmate/porn star slags were NOT real strippers. Half of them couldn't dance. And most of them were druggies.

REAL strippers are real looking girls. Not plastic princesses with an attitude and a coke line under their nose. Just saying.

weese17

This thread needs more Channing Tatum.

catrinaHwechanged

If you are the best looking girl in the club, you are not at a real strip club.

TRUE. Go into any strip club in Hollywood, CA, and you will be in a real strip club. D*MN, those girls are HOT. And a few of them are ex-Playmates/Penthouse/Hustler girls. Well, a few of the ones I have met, anyway.

but, but, but.... have you guys even seen ME?!?









I. AM. KIDDING!!! :laugh:

Truth is truth, kidding or not!! :flowerforyou:

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

This thread needs more Channing Tatum.