Dumb and funny flirting failures

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  • FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer
    FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer Posts: 940 Member
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    I once kind of sort of profess my love for a girl that I've been friends with for a long time and she never talk to me again
  • FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer
    FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer Posts: 940 Member
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    When I was 12 an instant messenger was a new thing, I asked a girl out from my class over instant messenger, and she responded with 'u r gay'
  • FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer
    FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer Posts: 940 Member
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    I had a girlfriend, that wanted to take things to the next level, and we broke up because I thought the train ride to her house was too long
  • FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer
    FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer Posts: 940 Member
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    The girl I liked was at a middle school dance that we all went to, she offered to dance with me, and I hid in the bathroom the rest of the night
  • FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer
    FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer Posts: 940 Member
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    I once tried to flirt with a girl that I had used to go to HighSchool with... While she was my waitress at dinner... While my parents were there
  • Xiao_Ya_
    Xiao_Ya_ Posts: 495 Member
    edited July 2019
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    How I flirt:
    Person: Hey Ryo, I was wondering... umm... would you like to... umm... I really like you so.... do you want to hang out with me?
    Me: *panicking* Uh...
    Person: I'm sorry, I didn't mean...
    Me: *runs and passes out*
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    When I have a failure I'll let you know :D:p
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    When I have a failure I'll let you know :D:p

    😂
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    lx1x wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    When I have a failure I'll let you know :D:p

    😂

    :*
  • CoffeeAndContour
    CoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,466 Member
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    I can’t flirt to save my life, so anything that comes out of my mouth around people I find attractive typically sounds dumb.
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
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    JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »
    I lure them to Kik with a false sense of camaraderie and understanding. Then I ghost.

    Well that's just good technique right? Always leave them wanting more lol
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    When I have a failure I'll let you know :D:p
    JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »
    I lure them to Kik with a false sense of camaraderie and understanding. Then I ghost.

    Truth here.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    When I have a failure I'll let you know :D:p
    JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »
    I lure them to Kik with a false sense of camaraderie and understanding. Then I ghost.

    Truth here.

    *flexes flirt muscle* Well, hellooo pretty lady ;)
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    I can’t flirt to save my life, so anything that comes out of my mouth around people I find attractive typically sounds dumb.

    *sad sigh* same here. Its why I'm OK with flirting with my male friends. No pressure to sound suave. Just jokes.

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