Who is your MFP Crush of the day? And why?

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  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
    Behindblue_eyes wrote: »
    Behindblue_eyes wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Behindblue_eyes wrote: »
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    Behindblue_eyes wrote: »
    @Behindblue_eyes cuz ain't nobody crushing me 🙄😂

    Maybe not today, but it is a daily thing so your odds are good. Or you can just force it on people like I do. For example, @LiftingSpirits you will be crushing me today. Maybe tomorrow.

    I like your ways, I think I'll be crushing you tomorrow...stay tuned 😘

    I’m available to be crushed - js🤷‍♂️

    I'll be crushing you on Saturday. 😉

    @Cowsfan1 is my Saturday crush (as promised.) Thank you for your awesome gif thread, it definitely keeps me entertained. I'm also hoping to do a cookie exchange at Christmas! 😁 *Being a Cows fan is also a bonus 👊

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  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Well today it's @caco_ethes and although I'll admit that I might have been a little "lukewarm" in the past I figure I will make up for that today with a little story that I'll dedicate to her. After long minutes of thought, it's really the only way to accurately describe my (crushing) feelings for her:


    Porcupine, Pirate and Pendulum

    With his saber leveled at the scalawag who tried to commandeer his ship, Captain Remo the Hedgehog squinted his disdain, disdainfully.
    “And just who do you think you are?” he asked the man before him, the one who couldn’t stop bobbing back and forth. And their ship was in space so it’s not like he was even trying to stand still. “Stop moving, you’re being stupid.”
    The man paused, choosing his words carefully, considering that he didn’t have any saber like the hedgehog did. “You mean...you don’t remember me?”
    Remo shrugged rumfully, since he’s a pirate and did everything while full of rum. “Why should I remember you?” he asked curiously.
    “Because I’m your father…” the odd man said, trailing off, still bobbing back and forth.
    Remo shook his head. “Wrong,” he said definitively. “That’s impossible, because you’re obviously a pendulum, and I’m…”
    “...a hedgehog, I know!” the man cut in, but Remo laughed heartily. He fumbled under his shirt for something, finally tugging out a brass zipper.
    With a long, slow, unzippy sound he took off his skin to reveal…
    Remo the Porcupine, scourge of the space-seas!
    Fake-Dad the Pendulum shook his head slowly, evenly, and hypnotizingly. He was surprised that his little paternity-stunt hadn’t worked--it always worked, but the porcupine thing was a total surprise. With all the pirates enthralled, he escaped off the ship, swinging left then right, further and further, until he finally fell off.
    Into space.
    His escape plan was stupid.

    pass that torpedo over here, I want some :)
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Well today it's @caco_ethes and although I'll admit that I might have been a little "lukewarm" in the past I figure I will make up for that today with a little story that I'll dedicate to her. After long minutes of thought, it's really the only way to accurately describe my (crushing) feelings for her:


    Porcupine, Pirate and Pendulum

    With his saber leveled at the scalawag who tried to commandeer his ship, Captain Remo the Hedgehog squinted his disdain, disdainfully.
    “And just who do you think you are?” he asked the man before him, the one who couldn’t stop bobbing back and forth. And their ship was in space so it’s not like he was even trying to stand still. “Stop moving, you’re being stupid.”
    The man paused, choosing his words carefully, considering that he didn’t have any saber like the hedgehog did. “You mean...you don’t remember me?”
    Remo shrugged rumfully, since he’s a pirate and did everything while full of rum. “Why should I remember you?” he asked curiously.
    “Because I’m your father…” the odd man said, trailing off, still bobbing back and forth.
    Remo shook his head. “Wrong,” he said definitively. “That’s impossible, because you’re obviously a pendulum, and I’m…”
    “...a hedgehog, I know!” the man cut in, but Remo laughed heartily. He fumbled under his shirt for something, finally tugging out a brass zipper.
    With a long, slow, unzippy sound he took off his skin to reveal…
    Remo the Porcupine, scourge of the space-seas!
    Fake-Dad the Pendulum shook his head slowly, evenly, and hypnotizingly. He was surprised that his little paternity-stunt hadn’t worked--it always worked, but the porcupine thing was a total surprise. With all the pirates enthralled, he escaped off the ship, swinging left then right, further and further, until he finally fell off.
    Into space.
    His escape plan was stupid.

    One things:

    I scrolled down to the ending first and utterly spoiled the plot twist 🤦🏼‍♀️

    You had me at the specific way in which he squinted his disdain.

    All in all one of my top 40 crush notes!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
    Too many headless torsos. How’s a girl to choose?
    @lx1x - Made ya look 😝
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    @LabiaDOMS
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Too many headless torsos. How’s a girl to choose?
    @lx1x - Made ya look 😝

    😮 wth.. that's it, the weddings off
    just kidding :*
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Too many headless torsos. How’s a girl to choose?
    @lx1x - Made ya look 😝

    😮 wth.. that's it, the weddings off
    just kidding :*

    You know your headless torso picture is my favorite 😘
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Too many headless torsos. How’s a girl to choose?
    @lx1x - Made ya look 😝

    😮 wth.. that's it, the weddings off
    just kidding :*

    You know your headless torso picture is my favorite 😘

    Wouldn't hers be a torso-less head picture
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited August 2019
    George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Too many headless torsos. How’s a girl to choose?
    @lx1x - Made ya look 😝

    😮 wth.. that's it, the weddings off
    just kidding :*

    You know your headless torso picture is my favorite 😘

    Wouldn't hers be a torso-less head picture

    How do you know what picture I've shown her 😜😁
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Too many headless torsos. How’s a girl to choose?
    @lx1x - Made ya look 😝

    Well if ya tagged me of course I had to look...🙄
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    @RunTimer well, cause he's so crushable :D
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
    George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Too many headless torsos. How’s a girl to choose?
    @lx1x - Made ya look 😝

    😮 wth.. that's it, the weddings off
    just kidding :*

    You know your headless torso picture is my favorite 😘

    Wouldn't hers be a torso-less head picture

    I’ve seen many pictures of Jo. Many that make me blush. ☺️
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    @RunTimer well, cause he's so crushable :D

    💔
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Too many headless torsos. How’s a girl to choose?
    @lx1x - Made ya look 😝
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    @RunTimer well, cause he's so crushable :D

    💔

    There , there doll.. :* We can both have side pieces :laugh:
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Too many headless torsos. How’s a girl to choose?
    @lx1x - Made ya look 😝
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    @RunTimer well, cause he's so crushable :D

    💔

    There , there doll.. :* We can both have side pieces :laugh:

    True. @burlygirl91 😍
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Too many headless torsos. How’s a girl to choose?
    @lx1x - Made ya look 😝
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    @RunTimer well, cause he's so crushable :D

    💔

    There , there doll.. :* We can both have side pieces :laugh:

    True. @burlygirl91 😍

    Uhh I meant one side piece.. you already picked @lx1x greedy girl 😕
    :laugh:
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Too many headless torsos. How’s a girl to choose?
    @lx1x - Made ya look 😝
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    @RunTimer well, cause he's so crushable :D

    💔

    There , there doll.. :* We can both have side pieces :laugh:

    True. @burlygirl91 😍

    Uhh I meant one side piece.. you already picked @lx1x greedy girl 😕
    :laugh:

    She didnt pick me.. told me not to peek.. 😞

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