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Who is your MFP Crush of the day? And why?
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »The fact that I have a crush is... troubling.
Is your therapist accepting new clients ?
Ohhh, you better get yourself booked in
How did I become the target of your womanly wiles ?
Btw….it’s working1 -
eatpolerepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »The fact that I have a crush is... troubling.
Is your therapist accepting new clients ?
Ohhh, you better get yourself booked in
How did I become the target of your womanly wiles ?
Btw….it’s working
Hmmm, let me just say....handcuffs, apron, ok 😏
🤔 the apron was after the fact. I have leg irons too 😏
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kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »The fact that I have a crush is... troubling.
Is your therapist accepting new clients ?
Ohhh, you better get yourself booked in
How did I become the target of your womanly wiles ?
Btw….it’s working
Hmmm, let me just say....handcuffs, apron, ok 😏
🤔 the apron was after the fact. I have leg irons too 😏
Psst… it’s really only because you said “Kitchen.”
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »Minion_training_program wrote: »@PaperDoll_ I mean after seeing that cute picture of her, when she was (sort of) innocent and all, how can you not crush that
I’m still very innocent 😇 🤗
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Today is that hot spicy number that said hello this morning 😏🥰0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Today is that hot spicy number that said hello this morning 😏🥰
This me.
Hello 😏1 -
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »[quote="kinetixtrainer2;c-eatpolerepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »The fact that I have a crush is... troubling.
Is your therapist accepting new clients ?
Ohhh, you better get yourself booked in
How did I become the target of your womanly wiles ?
Btw….it’s working
Hmmm, let me just say....handcuffs, apron, ok 😏
🤔 the apron was after the fact. I have leg irons too 😏
Psst… it’s really only because you said “Kitchen.”
Lisa 🤣🤣🤣 shhh now, you know me too well
Well I hope you like donuts 🍩
Now my quotes are messed up 😑0 -
kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Could you please do your job and stop flirting with my wife? Is there no crime there today? 😑😂
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Today is that hot spicy number that said hello this morning 😏🥰
I haven't said hello yet 😥PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Today is that hot spicy number that said hello this morning 😏🥰
This me.
Hello 😏
You are both everyday crushes 🤗🥰😙1 -
Back at cha beautiful, I think you are pretty amazing! 🥰❤️1 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Could you please do your job and stop flirting with my wife? Is there no crime there today? 😑😂
Well the problem is I’m in General Instructor school for two weeks. Sorry Lisa 😂
Ps, she’s kinda irresistible so I’ll ride this out until we are banned or she bores of me.
Pss, I’ve been laughing my butt off and I like laughing 🤗
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kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Could you please do your job and stop flirting with my wife? Is there no crime there today? 😑😂
Well the problem is I’m in General Instructor school for two weeks. Sorry Lisa 😂
Ps, she’s kinda irresistible so I’ll ride this out until we are banned or she bores of me.
Pss, I’ve been laughing my butt off and I like laughing 🤗
You get my wifey banned and you’re gonna be in big trouble. 😠
Otherwise, carry on. She is quite irresistible. 🥰
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Could you please do your job and stop flirting with my wife? Is there no crime there today? 😑😂
Well the problem is I’m in General Instructor school for two weeks. Sorry Lisa 😂
Ps, she’s kinda irresistible so I’ll ride this out until we are banned or she bores of me.
Pss, I’ve been laughing my butt off and I like laughing 🤗
Don't listen to the wife 🙄
Btw, you had me at ride...
😂 I’m falling in lovePaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Could you please do your job and stop flirting with my wife? Is there no crime there today? 😑😂
Well the problem is I’m in General Instructor school for two weeks. Sorry Lisa 😂
Ps, she’s kinda irresistible so I’ll ride this out until we are banned or she bores of me.
Pss, I’ve been laughing my butt off and I like laughing 🤗
You get my wifey banned and you’re gonna be in big trouble. 😠
Otherwise, carry on. She is quite irresistible.
🥰
If we get banned I will try and make it MFP memorable. 😎
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Could you please do your job and stop flirting with my wife? Is there no crime there today? 😑😂
Well the problem is I’m in General Instructor school for two weeks. Sorry Lisa 😂
Ps, she’s kinda irresistible so I’ll ride this out until we are banned or she bores of me.
Pss, I’ve been laughing my butt off and I like laughing 🤗
Don't listen to the wife 🙄
Btw, you had me at ride...
😂 I’m falling in lovePaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Could you please do your job and stop flirting with my wife? Is there no crime there today? 😑😂
Well the problem is I’m in General Instructor school for two weeks. Sorry Lisa 😂
Ps, she’s kinda irresistible so I’ll ride this out until we are banned or she bores of me.
Pss, I’ve been laughing my butt off and I like laughing 🤗
You get my wifey banned and you’re gonna be in big trouble. 😠
Otherwise, carry on. She is quite irresistible.
🥰
If we get banned I will try and make it MFP memorable. 😎
Now I guess we gotta marry. Oh well, life is
hard 😏
There will be so many heart broken guys all across mfp…
I can live with it if you can 🤷♂️😏
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Could you please do your job and stop flirting with my wife? Is there no crime there today? 😑😂
Well the problem is I’m in General Instructor school for two weeks. Sorry Lisa 😂
Ps, she’s kinda irresistible so I’ll ride this out until we are banned or she bores of me.
Pss, I’ve been laughing my butt off and I like laughing 🤗
Don't listen to the wife 🙄
Btw, you had me at ride...
😂 I’m falling in lovePaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Could you please do your job and stop flirting with my wife? Is there no crime there today? 😑😂
Well the problem is I’m in General Instructor school for two weeks. Sorry Lisa 😂
Ps, she’s kinda irresistible so I’ll ride this out until we are banned or she bores of me.
Pss, I’ve been laughing my butt off and I like laughing 🤗
You get my wifey banned and you’re gonna be in big trouble. 😠
Otherwise, carry on. She is quite irresistible.
🥰
If we get banned I will try and make it MFP memorable. 😎
Now I guess we gotta marry. Oh well, life is hard 😏
Can I be bridesmaid ? 😇 I promise to behave at the wedding... mostly 😁0 -
I get to be flower girl and the bride’s date 😏1
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Could you please do your job and stop flirting with my wife? Is there no crime there today? 😑😂
Well the problem is I’m in General Instructor school for two weeks. Sorry Lisa 😂
Ps, she’s kinda irresistible so I’ll ride this out until we are banned or she bores of me.
Pss, I’ve been laughing my butt off and I like laughing 🤗
Don't listen to the wife 🙄
Btw, you had me at ride...
😂 I’m falling in lovePaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Could you please do your job and stop flirting with my wife? Is there no crime there today? 😑😂
Well the problem is I’m in General Instructor school for two weeks. Sorry Lisa 😂
Ps, she’s kinda irresistible so I’ll ride this out until we are banned or she bores of me.
Pss, I’ve been laughing my butt off and I like laughing 🤗
You get my wifey banned and you’re gonna be in big trouble. 😠
Otherwise, carry on. She is quite irresistible.
🥰
If we get banned I will try and make it MFP memorable. 😎
Now I guess we gotta marry. Oh well, life is
hard 😏
There will be so many heart broken guys all across mfp…
I can live with it if you can 🤷♂️
I think you're the only one brave enough to tackle me 😏 but you have the credentials
You’ve been around here way to long to believe that statement.
I’d rather pick you up 😏
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Could you please do your job and stop flirting with my wife? Is there no crime there today? 😑😂
Well the problem is I’m in General Instructor school for two weeks. Sorry Lisa 😂
Ps, she’s kinda irresistible so I’ll ride this out until we are banned or she bores of me.
Pss, I’ve been laughing my butt off and I like laughing 🤗
Don't listen to the wife 🙄
Btw, you had me at ride...
😂 I’m falling in lovePaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Could you please do your job and stop flirting with my wife? Is there no crime there today? 😑😂
Well the problem is I’m in General Instructor school for two weeks. Sorry Lisa 😂
Ps, she’s kinda irresistible so I’ll ride this out until we are banned or she bores of me.
Pss, I’ve been laughing my butt off and I like laughing 🤗
You get my wifey banned and you’re gonna be in big trouble. 😠
Otherwise, carry on. She is quite irresistible.
🥰
If we get banned I will try and make it MFP memorable. 😎
Now I guess we gotta marry. Oh well, life is hard 😏
Can I be bridesmaid ? 😇 I promise to behave at the wedding... mostly 😁PaperDoll_ wrote: »I get to be flower girl and the bride’s date 😏
The visual of this is freaking hilarious 😂
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Could you please do your job and stop flirting with my wife? Is there no crime there today? 😑😂
Well the problem is I’m in General Instructor school for two weeks. Sorry Lisa 😂
Ps, she’s kinda irresistible so I’ll ride this out until we are banned or she bores of me.
Pss, I’ve been laughing my butt off and I like laughing 🤗
Don't listen to the wife 🙄
Btw, you had me at ride...
😂 I’m falling in lovePaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Could you please do your job and stop flirting with my wife? Is there no crime there today? 😑😂
Well the problem is I’m in General Instructor school for two weeks. Sorry Lisa 😂
Ps, she’s kinda irresistible so I’ll ride this out until we are banned or she bores of me.
Pss, I’ve been laughing my butt off and I like laughing 🤗
You get my wifey banned and you’re gonna be in big trouble. 😠
Otherwise, carry on. She is quite irresistible.
🥰
If we get banned I will try and make it MFP memorable. 😎
Now I guess we gotta marry. Oh well, life is
hard 😏
There will be so many heart broken guys all across mfp…
I can live with it if you can 🤷♂️
I think you're the only one brave enough to tackle me 😏 but you have the credentials
You’ve been around here way to long to believe that statement.
I’d rather pick you up 😏
😂 bring plenty of electrolytes
Ahh forget the wedding.. can we go straight to the sin part 😈🔥
These quotes! 😑
Bring plenty of electrolytes 😏0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Could you please do your job and stop flirting with my wife? Is there no crime there today? 😑😂
Well the problem is I’m in General Instructor school for two weeks. Sorry Lisa 😂
Ps, she’s kinda irresistible so I’ll ride this out until we are banned or she bores of me.
Pss, I’ve been laughing my butt off and I like laughing 🤗
Don't listen to the wife 🙄
Btw, you had me at ride...
😂 I’m falling in lovePaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Could you please do your job and stop flirting with my wife? Is there no crime there today? 😑😂
Well the problem is I’m in General Instructor school for two weeks. Sorry Lisa 😂
Ps, she’s kinda irresistible so I’ll ride this out until we are banned or she bores of me.
Pss, I’ve been laughing my butt off and I like laughing 🤗
You get my wifey banned and you’re gonna be in big trouble. 😠
Otherwise, carry on. She is quite irresistible.
🥰
If we get banned I will try and make it MFP memorable. 😎
Now I guess we gotta marry. Oh well, life is hard 😏
Can I be bridesmaid ? 😇 I promise to behave at the wedding... mostly 😁
+10 -
Anyone that never uses the 🤤 emoji.
🤢😖
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FeastRepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »The fact that I have a crush is... troubling.
Is your therapist accepting new clients ?
I’ve already claimed the therapist. She only has time for me now.
She is a lovely person and completely professional. End of story. One would think you could say something on MFP discussion boards and it would be handled with respect and maturity. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Especially from upstanding law-abiding citizens.
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FeastRepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »The fact that I have a crush is... troubling.
Is your therapist accepting new clients ?
I’ve already claimed the therapist. She only has time for me now.
She is a lovely person and completely professional. End of story. One would think you could say something on MFP discussion boards and it would be handled with respect and maturity. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Especially from upstanding law-abiding citizens.
How many of those are on MFP? 😂0 -
eatpolerepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Could you please do your job and stop flirting with my wife? Is there no crime there today? 😑😂
Well the problem is I’m in General Instructor school for two weeks. Sorry Lisa 😂
Ps, she’s kinda irresistible so I’ll ride this out until we are banned or she bores of me.
Pss, I’ve been laughing my butt off and I like laughing 🤗
Don't listen to the wife 🙄
Btw, you had me at ride...
😂 I’m falling in lovePaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Could you please do your job and stop flirting with my wife? Is there no crime there today? 😑😂
Well the problem is I’m in General Instructor school for two weeks. Sorry Lisa 😂
Ps, she’s kinda irresistible so I’ll ride this out until we are banned or she bores of me.
Pss, I’ve been laughing my butt off and I like laughing 🤗
You get my wifey banned and you’re gonna be in big trouble. 😠
Otherwise, carry on. She is quite irresistible.
🥰
If we get banned I will try and make it MFP memorable. 😎
Now I guess we gotta marry. Oh well, life is
hard 😏
There will be so many heart broken guys all across mfp…
I can live with it if you can 🤷♂️😏
I think you're the only one brave enough to tackle me 😏 but you have the credentials
And the cuffs.
Sorry, eavesdropping.
I have to say I wish every guy had a smile like that. 3 -
eatpolerepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Anyone that never uses the 🤤 emoji.
🤢😖
Why do you think I used it 🤣
You know… it’s us kids who really get hurt the most in a divorce 😭1 -
FeastRepeat wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Anyone that never uses the 🤤 emoji.
🤢😖
Why do you think I used it 🤣
You know… it’s us kids who really get hurt the most in a divorce 😭
It’s okay. She used it to get my attention. 😏She likes to try and make me jealous. 😍🥰
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Anyone that never uses the 🤤 emoji.
🤢😖
Why do you think I used it 🤣
You know… it’s us kids who really get hurt the most in a divorce 😭
It’s okay. She used it to get my attention. 😏She likes to try and make me jealous. 😍🥰
It worked, you're here 😏
It did 😏
Sorry cop boy. It’s really all about the 🦒
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Anyone that never uses the 🤤 emoji.
🤢😖
Why do you think I used it 🤣
You know… it’s us kids who really get hurt the most in a divorce 😭
It’s okay. She used it to get my attention. 😏She likes to try and make me jealous. 😍🥰
It worked, you're here 😏
It did 😏
Sorry cop boy. It’s really all about the 🦒
I think the cop is doing juuuust fine 😂1 -
eatpolerepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Anyone that never uses the 🤤 emoji.
🤢😖
Why do you think I used it 🤣
You know… it’s us kids who really get hurt the most in a divorce 😭
It’s okay. She used it to get my attention. 😏She likes to try and make me jealous. 😍🥰
It worked, you're here 😏
It did 😏
Sorry cop boy. It’s really all about the 🦒
Erm, cop boy got something you don't 😏
I still love you though....wifey 😁🤗
You know what I have? 😳
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