Follow me to be healthier
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Is there a yellow brick road involved? 😞1
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My hunch is, SPAM?0
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I would not recommend spam for your dietary needs. Let’s be friends and I can get you on track on a healthy diet.2
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My diet consists mostly of ten penny nails and small pebbles. My doctor says that my iron and mineral counts are good, but that my vitamin count is low. What should I be eating for optimal health. Please note that I am food intolerant and need a good alternative to help me get in better health and lose weight.2
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Your diet appears complex. I would not recommend seeing a nutritionist as their knowledge will be limited
Let’s be friends and I can map out for you a positive and free solution for a better life.2 -
BecomingBane wrote: »My diet consists mostly of ten penny nails and small pebbles. My doctor says that my iron and mineral counts are good, but that my vitamin count is low. What should I be eating for optimal health. Please note that I am food intolerant and need a good alternative to help me get in better health and lose weight.
Lol
Try dirt and ice, either mixed together or separately makes no difference and no further weird old tips needed. These should help satisfy your non-food cravings.
Disclaimer: I am not a nutritionist, dietician, or doctor, and this is not meant as a serious post.
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You got it Doc Brown.1
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Look, I'm not into Onion Diets *or* friends so I'm gonna have to politely decline0
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Do you have the recipe for negative calorie ice cream?1
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On this forum we share information openly. Why don't you lay out the basics of your "Motivational Diet Plan" here, in public. I am sure everyone would love to benefit from your advice.
If you are not selling anything then you should be happy to share on this public forum.3 -
Sunshine_And_Sand wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »My diet consists mostly of ten penny nails and small pebbles. My doctor says that my iron and mineral counts are good, but that my vitamin count is low. What should I be eating for optimal health. Please note that I am food intolerant and need a good alternative to help me get in better health and lose weight.
Disclaimer: I am not a nutritionist, dietician, or doctor, and this is not meant as a serious post.
But do you play one on tv?0 -
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I'm glad you're back but I'm feeling like you will abandon us again. I'm going to need a bigger commitment. I'll accept bitcoin.2
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I would not recommend spam or pizza. Or metals
Those are not conducive to a healthy diet.
Most people don’t realize that vegetables are good for you.
Hope this is helpful!1 -
Sunshine_And_Sand wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »My diet consists mostly of ten penny nails and small pebbles. My doctor says that my iron and mineral counts are good, but that my vitamin count is low. What should I be eating for optimal health. Please note that I am food intolerant and need a good alternative to help me get in better health and lose weight.
Disclaimer: I am not a nutritionist, dietician, or doctor, and this is not meant as a serious post.
But do you play one on tv?
I hope so or else I'm doomed following this advice. TV doctor's always know best... I asked Doogie.0 -
BecomingBane wrote: »Sunshine_And_Sand wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »My diet consists mostly of ten penny nails and small pebbles. My doctor says that my iron and mineral counts are good, but that my vitamin count is low. What should I be eating for optimal health. Please note that I am food intolerant and need a good alternative to help me get in better health and lose weight.
Disclaimer: I am not a nutritionist, dietician, or doctor, and this is not meant as a serious post.
But do you play one on tv?
I hope so or else I'm doomed following this advice. TV doctor's always know best... I asked Doogie.
If that doesn't work, Dr Google is available. 😉0 -
BecomingBane wrote: »Sunshine_And_Sand wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »My diet consists mostly of ten penny nails and small pebbles. My doctor says that my iron and mineral counts are good, but that my vitamin count is low. What should I be eating for optimal health. Please note that I am food intolerant and need a good alternative to help me get in better health and lose weight.
Disclaimer: I am not a nutritionist, dietician, or doctor, and this is not meant as a serious post.
But do you play one on tv?
I hope so or else I'm doomed following this advice. TV doctor's always know best... I asked Doogie.
If that doesn't work, Dr Google is available. 😉
I prefer WebMD
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BecomingBane wrote: »Sunshine_And_Sand wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »My diet consists mostly of ten penny nails and small pebbles. My doctor says that my iron and mineral counts are good, but that my vitamin count is low. What should I be eating for optimal health. Please note that I am food intolerant and need a good alternative to help me get in better health and lose weight.
Disclaimer: I am not a nutritionist, dietician, or doctor, and this is not meant as a serious post.
But do you play one on tv?
I hope so or else I'm doomed following this advice. TV doctor's always know best... I asked Doogie.
If that doesn't work, Dr Google is available. 😉
Last time I input my symptoms Dr Google told me I was a carburetor. I'm asking Dr. Oz next time. Wait, I might get the same response.
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Follow you? Ok! You better run fast though, I need some extra cardio. Also need to know where we are going because I don't want to follow you anywhere shady1
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I watched dr. Oz today, so I already know it all.0
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😂 that's so perfect!1
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I will follow you blindly.0
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HI!0
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Hello dear friends. I’m hope you’re having a day full of sunshine and rainbows2
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