Follow me to be healthier

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  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    Ibby da?
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    I feel healthier already
  • DaddieCat
    DaddieCat Posts: 3,643 Member
    Nope... I followed your dietary advice and now I'm dead. It's all silk and dirt, no sun or rainbows.
  • LyndaBSS
    LyndaBSS Posts: 6,964 Member
    BecomingBane wrote: »
    Nope... I followed your dietary advice and now I'm dead. It's all silk and dirt, no sun or rainbows.

    Should've gone with cremation. 😞
  • DaddieCat
    DaddieCat Posts: 3,643 Member
    LyndaBSS wrote: »
    BecomingBane wrote: »
    Nope... I followed your dietary advice and now I'm dead. It's all silk and dirt, no sun or rainbows.

    Should've gone with cremation. 😞

    I wanted sky burial but it's illegal here and my family wouldn't have respected my last wishes anyway.
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    LyndaBSS wrote: »
    Sunshine_And_Sand wrote: »
    BecomingBane wrote: »
    My diet consists mostly of ten penny nails and small pebbles. My doctor says that my iron and mineral counts are good, but that my vitamin count is low. What should I be eating for optimal health. Please note that I am food intolerant and need a good alternative to help me get in better health and lose weight.


    Disclaimer: I am not a nutritionist, dietician, or doctor, and this is not meant as a serious post.

    But do you play one on tv?

    Well... I used to play a doctor on TV, but my character had her license revoked so I’m not sure if that helps you any.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    RevGym2 wrote: »
    I would not recommend spam or pizza. Or metals

    Those are not conducive to a healthy diet.

    Most people don’t realize that vegetables are good for you.

    Hope this is helpful!

    I don’t often eat spam, but when I do it’s in a solid gold can. I eat the spam and the can while I glare at vegetables.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    RevGym2 wrote: »
    Your diet appears complex. I would not recommend seeing a nutritionist as their knowledge will be limited

    Let’s be friends and I can map out for you a positive and free solution for a better life.


    Does this map by any chance include a couple
    Of boulders and a short stretch of road?
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    RevGym2 wrote: »
    Your diet appears complex. I would not recommend seeing a nutritionist as their knowledge will be limited

    Let’s be friends and I can map out for you a positive and free solution for a better life.


    Does this map by any chance include a couple
    Of boulders and a short stretch of road?

    And

    x <<== you are here.
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