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    • Posts: 1,650 Member
      I was.honna say chewed up bubblegum!!!
      But also my d*** even though I don't have one
      Be cause how alarming would that he?
      Looking for your keys or spare change, and you find a d***?!?! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    • Posts: 3,475 Member
      Lmao oh....hello there 😏
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      Little glittery suns so when someone asks what’s there, she can sing JT’s β€œCan’t stop the feeling” song.
      🎢 I got that sunshine in my pocket
      Got that good soul in my feet 🎢
    • Posts: 2,090 Member
      Her foot. Shes reallllly double jointed
    • Posts: 38,332 Member
      M&M.. and Skittles
    • Posts: 44,847 Member
      2 cents :p
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      Her magic fairy glitter. Making children and sweet women swoon with the beauty of it. And crotchety old men complain about the mess.
    • Posts: 38,332 Member
      Donuts 😳
    • Posts: 22,001 Member
      Two bags of wood chips
    • Posts: 420 Member
      Another little piece of my heart?
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      17 Fitbits. At the end of the day she totals the steps from all of them into MFP and uses the exercise calories for cake.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      What is that thing? .. it's vibrating πŸ€”
    • Posts: 38,332 Member
      Old pager.. 😳
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      lx1x wrote: Β»
      Old pager.. 😳

      Did you just call me old ? 😀
      Fyi I've never seen a pager :D

      A piece of paper with phone numbers on it and next to each number a name..
      Fluffy Muffy
      Swinging Suzie
      Candy Girl

      He says they're family πŸ€”
    • Posts: 150 Member
      Deviled ham sandwich, lite mayo, on organic whole wheat.
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      A Rubix cube for when he’s waiting anywhere. The original candy crush meets fidget spinner.
    • Posts: 3,684 Member
      Purple sprinkles. She likes to shake them on unsuspecting strangers as she passes them by at the gym. She claims it's dried tears of a unicorn and has healing powers.
    • Posts: 2,090 Member
      A salt and pepper shaker. Shes got a thing about restaurant shakers. One shaker has Nicholas cages face on it, the other has Keanu Reeves face. She pulls them out, kisses each before using them.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Not falling for that again 😳
    • Posts: 2,090 Member
      A series of pockets with buttons. Inside each pocket is a smaller pocket. Takes a while to get them all open and turns out she just really likes hands in her pockets
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      Rocks with faces drawn on them to resemble his friends. He takes them out and talks to them when he gets lonely. The cat one is particularly lovely.
    • Posts: 2,090 Member
      Taffy with faces drawn on them to resemble her harem. She takes them out and talks to them when she gets lonely. Then eats them.
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      Something warm and gooey. Smells like jalapenos??
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      edited July 2020
      An old rusty compass she refers to as "Vintage".
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      A Swiss Army knife, matches, small thermal sleeping bag, water purification tablets, lipstick and a stick of gum. She takes being prepared for anything to a whole new level.
    • Posts: 13,440 Member
      Scooby snacks for me?
    • Posts: 5,185 Member
      Chakra Healing Crystals in a Velvet Satchel
    • Posts: 81 Member
      A tiny chihuahua
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      A cucumber
    • Posts: 38,332 Member
      edited July 2020
      My hand.. her pocket is empty .. got tricked.. πŸ˜‚

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