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Guess whats in my pocket?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 268,909 Member
    Dentures, he found them on his morning walk.
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 498 Member
    A 1.6 ounce kettlebell that she plans to do exercises with on her pinky finger later.
  • AyeRon18
    AyeRon18 Posts: 127 Member
    a tamagotchi
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 498 Member
    A miniature chia pet of Voldemort.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,769 Member
    flotek72 wrote: »
    A miniature chia pet of Voldemort.

    You're not supposed to say that!!!!

    A growing shadow.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    A candy cell phone he got from a candy machine for 25 cents. He uses it as current cell phone, which is why he isn't answering your calls. We aren't sure who he's talking to on it.
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    A yellow crayon.
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    bacon_yes wrote: »
    3 AA batteries
    There’s only two 😏

    A pocket knife.
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 498 Member
    Safety scissors and a baby carrot.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 268,909 Member
    I can't say, because I don't think it's legal and I don't want to get him in trouble :D
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    Handcuffs and duct tape
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    a small copy of the three bears fairy tale in which she drew human genitalia on all the bears
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    A wad of chewed up gummy bears all pressed together. She likes to pull it out and tell people she had her spleen removed, then take a big bite in front of her horrified audience.
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 498 Member
    Half a tennis ball. Specifically used as a cup when a cup cannot be found.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Dried noodles and a packet of water. His favorite party trick is making "pocket pasta" by mixing the ingredients and rapidly thrusting his hips to create heat friction.
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 498 Member
    A sliced onion. @Pandemonium_ thought everyone in the room was just having a bad day.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Dried bread crumbs. Everyone believes its for one of three uses:

    To find his way home
    for a light snack
    to feed the pigeons at the park
    The truth is, there's a fourth, much darker and nefarious purpose which her refuses to reveal
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 498 Member
    A duck commander whistle. The more ducks that follow, the more that will eat these bread crumbs.
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 498 Member
    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    Dried bread crumbs. Everyone believes its for one of three uses:

    To find his way home
    for a light snack
    to feed the pigeons at the park
    The truth is, there's a fourth, much darker and nefarious purpose which her refuses to reveal

    These are the types of answers my Uncle gives when we get together to play the board game Balderdash. You'd be great at that game.

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