Guess whats in my pocket?

Cat0703a

Cuff links? Ohhh is that her husband over there in the suit? I bet he’ll love them. 😍

Callousedthoughts

Glue. I really shouldnt have reached in there

Cat0703a

Ewwww oatmeal?? Don’t you know there are packages you can keep them in? 🤢

Miz_Owl

Used chewing gum

FabulousFantasticFifty

The key to her heart

futuresylph

The script to Monty Python's cheese shop sketch.

Callousedthoughts

A whoopee cushion and a bottle of beano.

Cat0703a

Coins, wait…they are Canadian!! 😀

Callousedthoughts

Apparently, a chinese finger trap. Now my hand is stuck in there 😬

PaperDoll_

What he believes to be bitcoins. 🤫

slimgirljo15

Ewwww.. smooshed apple pie, what a mess

PaperDoll_

Vanilla ice cream. Wanna rub our pockets together? 😏😏😏

Callousedthoughts

I dont know, she keeps trying to get me to reach in but Im suspicious

PaperDoll_

Cat nip and a feather duster 🤔

Callousedthoughts

A sign on the outside saying "free avocados inside" but it was a cactus

Cat0703a

Safety gloves for the next pocket he reaches in

PaperDoll_

Post it notes with *Bleep* written on them. She hands them out to everyone that makes her mad.

Callousedthoughts

A pocket book entitled "How to Anger a Canadian". There appears to just be blank pages inside.

PaperDoll_

A handbook titled “How to talk to women.” He’s planning to go on an MFP adding spree with the lines he learns. 😏

Cat0703a

A tattoo gun to quickly claim her property.

Tigg_er

A lucky charm, 2 rabbit foots and a four leave clover

Megan_smartiepants1970

A lucky penny

truGAINS

Smarties.. hair clip...and hand sanitizer

Tigg_er

A can of spinach. Don't think he needs no can opener !

futuresylph

Is that roofing tar? Why would you -- oh, never mind. Do you happen to have any Gojo?

Cat0703a

A pocket sized time machine

PlentyofProtein00

Chewed gum

PaperDoll_

A tangerine

Cat0703a

The avocado that she picked off her sandwich at lunch

FabulousFantasticFifty

A baggie filled with "Catnip" and a Dog whistle