Guess whats in my pocket?

sandejones

An old mint covered in lint.

slimgirljo15

An apple for later

PaperDoll_

A feather, duct tape, and zip ties.... for later 😬

lx1x

Pickled lollipop for later

PaperDoll_

The worlds smallest, lightest kettle bell

lx1x

😱

Pictures of every mfp gals

PaperDoll_

Pics of himself. He hands them out to every woman he sees.

cmsienk

lx1x

Cake

slimgirljo15

Stolen cake 😲

futuresylph

Stolen cake with linty frosting

lx1x

Lint with frosting.. 🤔

slimgirljo15

Nothing, he's got no pockets *no pants Friday * 😂

cmsienk

Cake crumbs 🤭

FabulousFantasticFifty

The lucky silver dollar that her Grampy gave her.

sandejones

That lotto ticket you'd thought you lost

futuresylph

A Christmas ornament, because she wants to get an early start this year.

cmsienk

A couple of poker chips

Ironwoman1111

A pirate’s eyepatch

cmsienk

Glasses 👓

FabulousFantasticFifty

Directions to the Baby Shower she's late to.

Cat0703a

“Homemade hand sanitizer.” It’s vodka, straight vodka.

slimgirljo15

A garrote 😱

PaperDoll_

Pennies. Lots of American pennies. She keeps them and imagines that they once were in my pocket. Sometimes she takes them out and kisses them.

lx1x

Birthday bake

Alinouveau2

Hot dogs

Cat0703a

Micro brews…really really micro

cmsienk

A nap. Yes, a nap in a pocket. She invented it and is hoping to make millions.

FabulousFantasticFifty

The "Siesta-In-A-Pocket" she bought , but can't use because she can't read the instructions in Spanish.

slimgirljo15

A water pistol 🔫