Are you using MFP Wrong? Let the Experts Review Your Profile & Usage

SwannySez
SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Have you wondered whether or not your MFP usage was up to snuff? Have you ever thought to yourself, "I wonder if there is someone out there who can tell me everything that I am doing wrong with how I use MFP?"

Well, wonder no more! We, your MFP usage and profile experts, are here to review every aspect of your MFP and help you to get things on track.

Too shy to ask for help? Don't worry! We can just click on your profile and review it without you ever saying a word. Unless you have to set to private. Which is wrong. What are you hiding? Are you a spy for WW? Did you once kill a man in Dearborn, MI? Was it a hit & run?

Our services cover all aspects of your MFP experience:
  • profile pic
  • about me
  • your progress
  • posting
  • progress pics
  • friend requests
  • naughty pms
  • moderation
  • forum posts
  • comments
  • family
  • friends
  • work
  • EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR LIFE

So don't be shy, step right up and be the first on on your block to have an MFP Review!

And remember:

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    edited August 2019
    How much can i learn?

    Edit: I’m sorry, that should be earn
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    Noice! Ready
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    My time in Dearborn was limited and those records are sealed
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    My time in Dearborn was limited and those records are sealed

    For starters, you're going to need a profile pic. #nograypeople
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Noice! Ready

    Yes, make some noise. Also, you spelled noise wrong. Spelling and punctuation is important to a proper MFP experience.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    My time in Dearborn was limited and those records are sealed

    For starters, you're going to need a profile pic. #nograypeople

    My parole officer won’t let me do that
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    How much can i learn?

    Edit: I’m sorry, that should be earn

    Your capacity of learning is equal to your capacity to admit that you know nothing and have probably been using the site wrong all along.
  • jaimydude
    jaimydude Posts: 103 Member
    I'm game. Look me over.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    How much can i learn?

    Edit: I’m sorry, that should be earn

    Your capacity of learning is equal to your capacity to admit that you know nothing and have probably been using the site wrong all along.

    Umm how do i rage quit
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    edited August 2019
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    How much can i learn?

    Edit: I’m sorry, that should be earn

    Your capacity of learning is equal to your capacity to admit that you know nothing and have probably been using the site wrong all along.

    Umm how do i rage quit

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  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Noice! Ready

    Yes, make some noise. Also, you spelled noise wrong. Spelling and punctuation is important to a proper MFP experience.

    ARE important
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    All this time, and you've never given me any feedback on my profile??? *rage quit because it totally is a thing*
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    How much can i learn?

    Edit: I’m sorry, that should be earn

    Your capacity of learning is equal to your capacity to admit that you know nothing and have probably been using the site wrong all along.

    Umm how do i rage quit

    You have to make a thread and announce it first.

    I was about to rage quit all wrong. Boy would I have been embarrassed when I came back the next day.

    As you should have been.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    jaimydude wrote: »
    I'm game. Look me over.

    Jaimy, you're doing GREAT! Top notch.

    We'd suggest that you find some inspirations though. Maybe a bit more detail about you as well.

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  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    Is this part of the paid service?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Noice! Ready

    Yes, make some noise. Also, you spelled noise wrong. Spelling and punctuation is important to a proper MFP experience.

    ARE important

    That was a test.

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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    All this time, and you've never given me any feedback on my profile??? *rage quit because it totally is a thing*

    Who are you and how did you get in here? You're supposed to be banned. It was in the newsletter!
  • clarksavagejr
    clarksavagejr Posts: 1 Member
    Hi Swanny - check me out!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Is this part of the paid service?

    PM me for my PayPal.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I'm only here for the frequent flyer miles.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Hi Swanny - check me out!

    Clark, we get that you're new. Aces on the pics. Your personal information is a bit lean. Who are you? What motivates you? What are your turn ons? How many skittles can you fit in your mouth at once?

    We want to know the man behind the monster.
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I'm game, but hurry, won't be open for long 😏

    And...that's what she said. No she really did. I just quoted her. See? ^^^

    I remember you! You have a knack for user names, kiddo.

    You seem to have it all figured out. If I were you, I would keep the profile open 24/7 as an example of how it should be done. Huzzah!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I'm only here for the frequent flyer miles.

    Double miles on Hump Day!
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    All this time, and you've never given me any feedback on my profile??? *rage quit because it totally is a thing*

    Who are you and how did you get in here? You're supposed to be banned. It was in the newsletter!

    Dude, update your mailing list. I DON'T EVEN GET THE NEWSLETTER!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    All this time, and you've never given me any feedback on my profile??? *rage quit because it totally is a thing*

    Who are you and how did you get in here? You're supposed to be banned. It was in the newsletter!

    Dude, update your mailing list. I DON'T EVEN GET THE NEWSLETTER!

    Sigh. EVERYONE gets the newsletter. It can't be unsubscribed.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Unless you have to set to private. Which is wrong.

    Agree 100%.
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