Are you using MFP Wrong? Let the Experts Review Your Profile & Usage

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  • clarksavagejr
    clarksavagejr Posts: 1 Member
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    Hi Swanny - check me out!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    Is this part of the paid service?

    PM me for my PayPal.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    I'm only here for the frequent flyer miles.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    clarksavagejr wrote: »
    Hi Swanny - check me out!

    Clark, we get that you're new. Aces on the pics. Your personal information is a bit lean. Who are you? What motivates you? What are your turn ons? How many skittles can you fit in your mouth at once?

    We want to know the man behind the monster.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    I'm game, but hurry, won't be open for long 😏

    And...that's what she said. No she really did. I just quoted her. See? ^^^

    I remember you! You have a knack for user names, kiddo.

    You seem to have it all figured out. If I were you, I would keep the profile open 24/7 as an example of how it should be done. Huzzah!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I'm only here for the frequent flyer miles.

    Double miles on Hump Day!
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »
    All this time, and you've never given me any feedback on my profile??? *rage quit because it totally is a thing*

    Who are you and how did you get in here? You're supposed to be banned. It was in the newsletter!

    Dude, update your mailing list. I DON'T EVEN GET THE NEWSLETTER!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »
    All this time, and you've never given me any feedback on my profile??? *rage quit because it totally is a thing*

    Who are you and how did you get in here? You're supposed to be banned. It was in the newsletter!

    Dude, update your mailing list. I DON'T EVEN GET THE NEWSLETTER!

    Sigh. EVERYONE gets the newsletter. It can't be unsubscribed.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    Unless you have to set to private. Which is wrong.

    Agree 100%.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    Me next?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    Me next?

    I am only taking your case because you joined MFP exactly one day before a rather momentous event in my life.

    Now then.

    With regard to your profile, you have a plethora of photos - even one of you in shorty shorts - so that's a-OK! You let people know up front that they are not getting in and that they should not get chuffed about it.

    Your About Me could use a bit more detail. Why are four legs better than two? How long have you been a centaur? Does the Jack Woltz section of the Godfather give you nightmares? Is it true that you have collected the souls of the vanquished and made a charm bracelet?

    Similarly, you could be a bit more detailed in Why you want to get in shape and your Inspirations: were Man-O-War and Secretariat heroes to you growing up? Did westerns cause to to irrationally attack men with drawls?

    All in all, you've got a good start and I look forward to seeing what you do with this advice.

    As always, the PayPal link is in your inbox as well as the invoice. Thanks for consulting the experts!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    spade117 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Unless you have to set to private. Which is wrong.

    Agree 100%.

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  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
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    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    Me next?
    Oh yeah, I forgot to say that as well.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    spade117 wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    Me next?
    Oh yeah, I forgot to say that as well.

    Because your profile is private and the photo you have chosen for your profile pic so lo-res, I can only offer you the most rudimentary advice: get pubic and find the pixels.
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    Is this part of the paid service?

    PM me for my PayPal.

    Do you take gift cards?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    oh great another mlm pyramid scheme

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  • LiftingSpirits
    LiftingSpirits Posts: 2,207 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    spade117 wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    Me next?
    Oh yeah, I forgot to say that as well.

    Because your profile is private and the photo you have chosen for your profile pic so lo-res, I can only offer you the most rudimentary advice: get pubic and find the pixels.

    Spelling is important, Swanny
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    LiftingSpirits wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    spade117 wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    Me next?
    Oh yeah, I forgot to say that as well.

    Because your profile is private and the photo you have chosen for your profile pic so lo-res, I can only offer you the most rudimentary advice: get pubic and find the pixels.

    Spelling is important, Swanny

    Your quaint customs have to power over me!
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    spade117 wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    Me next?
    Oh yeah, I forgot to say that as well.

    Because your profile is private and the photo you have chosen for your profile pic so lo-res, I can only offer you the most rudimentary advice: get pubic and find the pixels.

    Wow, never knew it was set to private. I believe I just updated the settings. If I remember, I'll check back on Tuesday. Adios.

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