Are you using MFP Wrong? Let the Experts Review Your Profile & Usage

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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,589 MFP Moderator
    Me next?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Me next?

    I am only taking your case because you joined MFP exactly one day before a rather momentous event in my life.

    Now then.

    With regard to your profile, you have a plethora of photos - even one of you in shorty shorts - so that's a-OK! You let people know up front that they are not getting in and that they should not get chuffed about it.

    Your About Me could use a bit more detail. Why are four legs better than two? How long have you been a centaur? Does the Jack Woltz section of the Godfather give you nightmares? Is it true that you have collected the souls of the vanquished and made a charm bracelet?

    Similarly, you could be a bit more detailed in Why you want to get in shape and your Inspirations: were Man-O-War and Secretariat heroes to you growing up? Did westerns cause to to irrationally attack men with drawls?

    All in all, you've got a good start and I look forward to seeing what you do with this advice.

    As always, the PayPal link is in your inbox as well as the invoice. Thanks for consulting the experts!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    spade117 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Unless you have to set to private. Which is wrong.

    Agree 100%.

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  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    Me next?
    Oh yeah, I forgot to say that as well.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    spade117 wrote: »
    Me next?
    Oh yeah, I forgot to say that as well.

    Because your profile is private and the photo you have chosen for your profile pic so lo-res, I can only offer you the most rudimentary advice: get pubic and find the pixels.
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Is this part of the paid service?

    PM me for my PayPal.

    Do you take gift cards?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    oh great another mlm pyramid scheme

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  • LiftingSpirits
    LiftingSpirits Posts: 2,207 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    spade117 wrote: »
    Me next?
    Oh yeah, I forgot to say that as well.

    Because your profile is private and the photo you have chosen for your profile pic so lo-res, I can only offer you the most rudimentary advice: get pubic and find the pixels.

    Spelling is important, Swanny
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    spade117 wrote: »
    Me next?
    Oh yeah, I forgot to say that as well.

    Because your profile is private and the photo you have chosen for your profile pic so lo-res, I can only offer you the most rudimentary advice: get pubic and find the pixels.

    Spelling is important, Swanny

    Your quaint customs have to power over me!
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    spade117 wrote: »
    Me next?
    Oh yeah, I forgot to say that as well.

    Because your profile is private and the photo you have chosen for your profile pic so lo-res, I can only offer you the most rudimentary advice: get pubic and find the pixels.

    Wow, never knew it was set to private. I believe I just updated the settings. If I remember, I'll check back on Tuesday. Adios.
  • NoHookUpZone
    NoHookUpZone Posts: 1,531 Member
    edited August 2019
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    How much can i learn?

    Edit: I’m sorry, that should be earn

    Your capacity of learning is equal to your capacity to admit that you know nothing and have probably been using the site wrong all along.

    Umm how do i rage quit

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    I beg to differ. It is a thing because I'm just about there.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    How much can i learn?

    Edit: I’m sorry, that should be earn

    Your capacity of learning is equal to your capacity to admit that you know nothing and have probably been using the site wrong all along.

    Umm how do i rage quit

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    I beg to differ. It is a thing because I'm just about there.

    Look, I have already apologized, but once again: I did not realize that the gif would just display like that when you opened the PM. I thought that it would show you the URL and you could choose whether or not you wanted to open its_me_n_my_peen.gif. I am clearly not a technical person.
  • MoKaaz
    MoKaaz Posts: 162 Member
    I'd like an evaluation? My profile picture is not of me as I don't feel comfortable with that at the moment. But I'd love to hear what you think of my account.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    MoKaaz wrote: »
    I'd like an evaluation? My profile picture is not of me as I don't feel comfortable with that at the moment. But I'd love to hear what you think of my account.

    Welcome, Mo. I am a bit biased as roughly 32% of my wardrobe is plaid, but I am quite fond of your profile pic.

    As far as the rest? You've got a crackerjack handle on this profile stuff! Strong About Me section. Clear Why I want to get in shape with a callback to the About Me - nicely done! And the Inspirations? Top notch.

    We give this one an A+. Congrats!
  • cayenne_007
    cayenne_007 Posts: 668 Member
    Sure - I'm open to suggestions.
  • NoHookUpZone
    NoHookUpZone Posts: 1,531 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    How much can i learn?

    Edit: I’m sorry, that should be earn

    Your capacity of learning is equal to your capacity to admit that you know nothing and have probably been using the site wrong all along.

    Umm how do i rage quit

    giphy.gif

    I beg to differ. It is a thing because I'm just about there.

    Look, I have already apologized, but once again: I did not realize that the gif would just display like that when you opened the PM. I thought that it would show you the URL and you could choose whether or not you wanted to open its_me_n_my_peen.gif. I am clearly not a technical person.

    Lmao
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