The Woo Button is Gone! Post your crazy weight loss theories here!
The woo button has been officially retired, and disagree hasn't come yet to replace it. So now is the time! We have a short window, where nobody can negative react to your posts if you have some crazy, non-science supported theory about weight loss and health!
Take advantage of it! Talk about how diet soda makes you fat, quote Dr. Fung until your hearts content! Bring up the dreaded starvation mode!
The floor is yours
Take advantage of it! Talk about how diet soda makes you fat, quote Dr. Fung until your hearts content! Bring up the dreaded starvation mode!
The floor is yours
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Petting a cat uses more calories than running on a treadmill. There are studies. And stuff.5
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You don't get out much, do you... 😞2
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Looking at pictures of kpop idols makes me gain weight.
Breathing funny makes me gain weight.
Not applying enough sunscreen in the morning makes me gain weight.
Eating kiwi without the skin makes me gain weight.
Not doing my laundry on a regular basis makes me gain weight.
Making up my bed in the morning makes me gain weight.
My allergies make me gain weight. I don't have any allergies but they still make me gain weight.
Attempting to plug in my usb but flipping it the wrong way makes me gain weight.
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There has to be a conspiracy around hummus. I'm not sure what it is, but I'm certain it's there.3
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nutmegoreo wrote: »There has to be a conspiracy around hummus. I'm not sure what it is, but I'm certain it's there.
I am certain it has probably already been posted here before.0 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »There has to be a conspiracy around hummus. I'm not sure what it is, but I'm certain it's there.
I am certain it has probably already been posted here before.
Maybe. I just think hummus is sketchy.2 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »There has to be a conspiracy around hummus. I'm not sure what it is, but I'm certain it's there.
I am certain it has probably already been posted here before.
Maybe. I just think hummus is sketchy.
I think beans in general are sketchy.1 -
The woo button has been officially retired, and disagree hasn't come yet to replace it. So now is the time! We have a short window, where nobody can negative react to your posts if you have some crazy, non-science supported theory about weight loss and health!
Take advantage of it! Talk about how diet soda makes you fat, quote Dr. Fung until your hearts content! Bring up the dreaded starvation mode!
The floor is yours
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brown rice turns fat into muscle5
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I have discovered that if I stare at my 25 pound Kettlebell long enough, I can move it with my mind.
This allows me to get toned definition in my arms without the downsides of actually having to grunt like a wild boar and get all sweaty and stuff.
For every 5 minutes of telekinesis kettlebell, I lose up to 2 inches off my waist and 4.7892 pounds of fat.
I typically celebrate with a few 0 calorie meat lover's pizzas. 🍕🍕🍕
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brown rice turns muscle into fat3
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RelCanonical wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »There has to be a conspiracy around hummus. I'm not sure what it is, but I'm certain it's there.
I am certain it has probably already been posted here before.
Maybe. I just think hummus is sketchy.
I think beans in general are sketchy.
I like some beans more than others.
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nutmegoreo wrote: »RelCanonical wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »There has to be a conspiracy around hummus. I'm not sure what it is, but I'm certain it's there.
I am certain it has probably already been posted here before.
Maybe. I just think hummus is sketchy.
I think beans in general are sketchy.
I like some beans more than others.
Ah yes, the good beans. Except if Harry Potter beans. Then not good beans.2 -
sorry guys..the comment was meant in the spirit of the topic but it was a little over the top even for me...
cheerfully withdrawn.
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If you break the cookie in half, all the calories fall out.6
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It was so mean. MFP can't have mean.1
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RelCanonical wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »RelCanonical wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »There has to be a conspiracy around hummus. I'm not sure what it is, but I'm certain it's there.
I am certain it has probably already been posted here before.
Maybe. I just think hummus is sketchy.
I think beans in general are sketchy.
I like some beans more than others.
Ah yes, the good beans. Except if Harry Potter beans. Then not good beans.
Or the sugar free ones.
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Too lazy to quote all of you and respond with WOO!, so just assume I did that, okay?3
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Picking up my toddler counts as weight lifting and gives me muscles.
Raisins are hateful little sacks of sadness that ruin any meal.
Smoothies are magic and will save the world.0 -
The woo button has been officially retired, and disagree hasn't come yet to replace it. So now is the time! We have a short window, where nobody can negative react to your posts if you have some crazy, non-science supported theory about weight loss and health!
Take advantage of it! Talk about how diet soda makes you fat, quote Dr. Fung until your hearts content! Bring up the dreaded starvation mode!
The floor is yours
Woo. 1 -
Tacklewasher wrote: »Too lazy to quote all of you and respond with WOO!, so just assume I did that, okay?
Woo, too.1 -
Free food isn't just food acquired at no cost (office leftovers, stolen off someone else's plate, etc), it's free from calories too. Win-win.3
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Eat clean, healthy foods. If you want treats, just have some organic cookies. That's still clean.
Be better than them; get your vegan doughnuts from the Whole Foods bakery and walk out feeling superior that you're incorporating spelt flour into your diet.
When you're ready I'll tell you all about Superfoods. 😗
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Speaking of big pharma, vaccinations really *do* cause autism. 1
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