The Woo Button is Gone! Post your crazy weight loss theories here!

MikePTY
MikePTY Posts: 3,819 Member
The woo button has been officially retired, and disagree hasn't come yet to replace it. So now is the time! We have a short window, where nobody can negative react to your posts if you have some crazy, non-science supported theory about weight loss and health!

Take advantage of it! Talk about how diet soda makes you fat, quote Dr. Fung until your hearts content! Bring up the dreaded starvation mode!

The floor is yours
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  • LyndaBSS
    LyndaBSS Posts: 6,971 Member
    You don't get out much, do you... 😞
  • RelCanonical
    RelCanonical Posts: 3,883 Member
    Looking at pictures of kpop idols makes me gain weight.

    Breathing funny makes me gain weight.

    Not applying enough sunscreen in the morning makes me gain weight.

    Eating kiwi without the skin makes me gain weight.

    Not doing my laundry on a regular basis makes me gain weight.

    Making up my bed in the morning makes me gain weight.

    My allergies make me gain weight. I don't have any allergies but they still make me gain weight.

    Attempting to plug in my usb but flipping it the wrong way makes me gain weight.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,534 Member
    There has to be a conspiracy around hummus. I'm not sure what it is, but I'm certain it's there.
  • MikePTY
    MikePTY Posts: 3,819 Member
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    There has to be a conspiracy around hummus. I'm not sure what it is, but I'm certain it's there.

    I am certain it has probably already been posted here before.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,534 Member
    MikePTY wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    There has to be a conspiracy around hummus. I'm not sure what it is, but I'm certain it's there.

    I am certain it has probably already been posted here before.

    Maybe. I just think hummus is sketchy.
  • RelCanonical
    RelCanonical Posts: 3,883 Member
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    MikePTY wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    There has to be a conspiracy around hummus. I'm not sure what it is, but I'm certain it's there.

    I am certain it has probably already been posted here before.

    Maybe. I just think hummus is sketchy.

    I think beans in general are sketchy.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,351 Member
    MikePTY wrote: »
    The woo button has been officially retired, and disagree hasn't come yet to replace it. So now is the time! We have a short window, where nobody can negative react to your posts if you have some crazy, non-science supported theory about weight loss and health!

    Take advantage of it! Talk about how diet soda makes you fat, quote Dr. Fung until your hearts content! Bring up the dreaded starvation mode!

    The floor is yours

    Post Reported.
  • LyndaBSS
    LyndaBSS Posts: 6,971 Member
    I have discovered that if I stare at my 25 pound Kettlebell long enough, I can move it with my mind.

    This allows me to get toned definition in my arms without the downsides of actually having to grunt like a wild boar and get all sweaty and stuff.

    For every 5 minutes of telekinesis kettlebell, I lose up to 2 inches off my waist and 4.7892 pounds of fat.

    I typically celebrate with a few 0 calorie meat lover's pizzas. 🍕🍕🍕
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,351 Member
    thanos5 wrote: »
    brown rice turns fat into muscle

    Only if mixed with ACV.

    But then, everybody already knows this.
  • lporter229
    lporter229 Posts: 4,907 Member
    brown rice turns muscle into fat
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,534 Member
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    MikePTY wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    There has to be a conspiracy around hummus. I'm not sure what it is, but I'm certain it's there.

    I am certain it has probably already been posted here before.

    Maybe. I just think hummus is sketchy.

    I think beans in general are sketchy.

    I like some beans more than others.
    1200px-JellyBellyBeans.jpg
  • RelCanonical
    RelCanonical Posts: 3,883 Member
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    MikePTY wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    There has to be a conspiracy around hummus. I'm not sure what it is, but I'm certain it's there.

    I am certain it has probably already been posted here before.

    Maybe. I just think hummus is sketchy.

    I think beans in general are sketchy.

    I like some beans more than others.
    1200px-JellyBellyBeans.jpg

    Ah yes, the good beans. Except if Harry Potter beans. Then not good beans.
  • Howard_M_Burgerz
    Howard_M_Burgerz Posts: 61 Member
    edited August 2019

    sorry guys..the comment was meant in the spirit of the topic but it was a little over the top even for me...
    cheerfully withdrawn. <3




  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    It was so mean. MFP can't have mean.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,534 Member
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    MikePTY wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    There has to be a conspiracy around hummus. I'm not sure what it is, but I'm certain it's there.

    I am certain it has probably already been posted here before.

    Maybe. I just think hummus is sketchy.

    I think beans in general are sketchy.

    I like some beans more than others.
    1200px-JellyBellyBeans.jpg

    Ah yes, the good beans. Except if Harry Potter beans. Then not good beans.

    Or the sugar free ones. :lol:
  • Tacklewasher
    Tacklewasher Posts: 7,122 Member
    Too lazy to quote all of you and respond with WOO!, so just assume I did that, okay?
  • puffbrat
    puffbrat Posts: 2,806 Member
    Picking up my toddler counts as weight lifting and gives me muscles.

    Raisins are hateful little sacks of sadness that ruin any meal.

    Smoothies are magic and will save the world.