What’s a red flag for you?

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  • theeldestberry
    theeldestberry Posts: 815 Member
    When he randomly disappears

    I feel attacked :'(
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 12,748 Member
    When the opening lines don’t land.
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  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 21,031 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    When the opening lines don’t land.
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  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    an overly large shoe collection
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 7,151 Member
    When he’s boring.
    I don’t need to be wined and dined, or even go out for that matter but he’s gotta be fun.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,208 Member
    When he’s boring.
    I don’t need to be wined and dined, or even go out for that matter but he’s gotta be fun.

    Fine.. I'll wear a clown suit.. 😆
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 7,151 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    When he’s boring.
    I don’t need to be wined and dined, or even go out for that matter but he’s gotta be fun.

    Fine.. I'll wear a clown suit.. 😆

    Don’t forget the floppy shoes! 😂
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,208 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    When he’s boring.
    I don’t need to be wined and dined, or even go out for that matter but he’s gotta be fun.

    Fine.. I'll wear a clown suit.. 😆

    Don’t forget the floppy shoes! 😂

    And will take you to burger king . 😉
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,725 Member
    edited August 2021
    lx1x wrote: »
    When he’s boring.
    I don’t need to be wined and dined, or even go out for that matter but he’s gotta be fun.

    Fine.. I'll wear a clown suit.. 😆

    Don’t forget the floppy shoes! 😂

    Are red squeaky noses and orange hair out of the question for you?
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    an overly large shoe collection

    Why, exactly, is this a problem?

    If a 3 tiered shoe rack doesn't have enough space, nor the closet(s) in general - clearly its a design flaw

    Like, 5 pairs of car shoes seems reasonable...I'm prepared

    6 pairs of sitting shoes, cool, good for pics

    ~10 pairs of new, unworn shoes...a good investment?

    ...bet you don't even bring at least 8 pairs camping

    ...rookie!

    i find your terms acceptable
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 12,825 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    an overly large shoe collection

    Why, exactly, is this a problem?

    If a 3 tiered shoe rack doesn't have enough space, nor the closet(s) in general - clearly its a design flaw

    Like, 5 pairs of car shoes seems reasonable...I'm prepared

    6 pairs of sitting shoes, cool, good for pics

    ~10 pairs of new, unworn shoes...a good investment?

    ...bet you don't even bring at least 8 pairs camping

    ...rookie!

    A friend of mine (male) has about 74 pair of shoes...
  • ExpressoLove11
    ExpressoLove11 Posts: 331 Member
    I didn't realise this was a red flag for me until recently but... when the carpet on their stairs is loose, like hanging off, and they tell you it has been like that for ELEVEN YEARS jeez ok psychopath

    Felt the need to clarify why this is a red flag for me. Any type of clutter or messiness makes my brain want to explode so the fact someone could just go upstairs every day without immediately wanting to fix the broken carpet suggests to me they are certifiable.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 12,825 Member
    Red flag, when her house has an oneven number of stairsteps, like a stair with 17 steps... I can't handle that
    Fun fact, when me and misses bought this house last year, and we went their to view the house, first thing i noticed was that both stairs have 16 steps, which is perfect... in my head that is
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 12,748 Member
    edited August 2021
    Any of the below.
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    This is almost a “what not to do” guide.

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  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Any of the below.
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    This is almost a “what not to do” guide.

    so you're saying its best to stick with the classic "hey" with no followup, got it.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,208 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Any of the below.
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    This is almost a “what not to do” guide.

    Ty for not showing my msg.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,149 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Any of the below.
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    This is almost a “what not to do” guide.

    Ty for not showing my msg.

    :D