What’s a red flag for you?

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  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,152 Member
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    happimess01 wrote: »
    if they tell me to stop falling in love with older lesbians and then block me

    🤣 dude you’re hilarious
  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 1,509 Member
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    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    R3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    Having an mfp account just to have a social life. You can atleast log your beers 🤪

    I resemble that remark 😘

    No way! I know you workout and watch what you eat. Or that's what I've gathered from stalking your posts. I meant just collecting friends just to "chat" lol
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    if they tell me to stop falling in love with older lesbians and then block me

    🤣 dude you’re hilarious

    Aww thank you, I try :)
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
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    R3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    R3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    Having an mfp account just to have a social life. You can atleast log your beers 🤪

    I resemble that remark 😘

    No way! I know you workout and watch what you eat. Or that's what I've gathered from stalking your posts. I meant just collecting friends just to "chat" lol
    Ohhhh those quotation marks change everything 😂
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
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    happimess01 wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    If she tries to play footsie while wearing corrective shoes

    What about steel toed?
    Darn, that's supposed to be in the weakness thread. :)

    Sure if we agree on a safe word before starting

    How about 'watch this'? Or DUCK!
  • litha_
    litha_ Posts: 2,065 Member
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    10+ seconds of non blinking eye contact.
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,152 Member
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    litha_ wrote: »
    10+ seconds of non blinking eye contact.

    😂 this would freak me out
  • litha_
    litha_ Posts: 2,065 Member
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    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    litha_ wrote: »
    10+ seconds of non blinking eye contact.

    😂 this would freak me out

    Absolutely! -Run. Don’t look back. 😆
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,152 Member
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    litha_ wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    litha_ wrote: »
    10+ seconds of non blinking eye contact.

    😂 this would freak me out

    Absolutely! -Run. Don’t look back. 😆

    May need to back out slowly at first then turn and run. 😁
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,057 Member
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    If their MFP girlfriend/boyfriend/ex comes after me. Settle down.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
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    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If their MFP girlfriend/boyfriend/ex comes after me. Settle down.
    Can I introduce you to my snuffleupagus?
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,057 Member
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    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If their MFP girlfriend/boyfriend/ex comes after me. Settle down.
    Can I introduce you to my snuffleupagus?
    Wait a minute….that’s yours??🤬
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited August 2022
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    MelG7777 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If their MFP girlfriend/boyfriend/ex comes after me. Settle down.
    Can I introduce you to my snuffleupagus?
    Wait a minute….that’s yours??🤬
    Listen, if you all have imaginary boyfriends etc I can have an imaginary upagus.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,057 Member
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    Mine isn’t imaginary missy. But the people coming after me? Those I made up.😏
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
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    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Mine isn’t imaginary missy. But the people coming after me? Those I made up.😏

    Maybe I just need to believe harder
  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 1,509 Member
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    When they still carry a little black book
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
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    R3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    When they still carry a little black book

    Like The Fonz
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    Won't throw out the toys she shared with her ex
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Has pics of his ex in his wallet 😐
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
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    happimess01 wrote: »
    Won't throw out the toys she shared with her ex

    😩

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