What’s a red flag for you?

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  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    367 unread texts
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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    367 unread texts

    Sent or received? 😂
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    367 unread texts
    unanswered calls?h9mk0m8xm2oq.png


    also snapscore over a 1
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    367 unread texts

    Sent or received? 😂
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    367 unread texts
    unanswered calls?h9mk0m8xm2oq.png


    also snapscore over a 1

    Winning! I don’t even know what that means.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    367 unread texts

    Sent or received? 😂
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    367 unread texts
    unanswered calls?h9mk0m8xm2oq.png


    also snapscore over a 1

    Winning! I don’t even know what that means.

    okay let's drill down a little deeper:

    phone always less than 20%
    always on silent
    never saves phone numbers
    when it rings and she's gotta stare at it VER long before deciding to answer
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    367 unread texts

    Sent or received? 😂
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    367 unread texts
    unanswered calls?h9mk0m8xm2oq.png


    also snapscore over a 1

    Winning! I don’t even know what that means.

    okay let's drill down a little deeper:

    phone always less than 20%
    always on silent
    never saves phone numbers
    when it rings and she's gotta stare at it VER long before deciding to answer

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    I’M CHARGING NOW!
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    when you let her play Xbox with you the first time but she already know how to use the controller and navigate the menus

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  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Ex Husbands
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    TarryTaffyTwo wrote: »
    When I trust someone slightly enough to allow them to pick me up & they find the necessity to tell me they have a gun in the car, pull it out & seem to take perverse pleasure in seeing my "I've gotta run for the hills" face. Has happened to me twice. What is that? You feel powerful, dude, at scaring little blonde girls? Really?

    Both times, I ran for the hills, pronto. Left a trail of smoke, even...

    what if the next guy says the same thing, but instead it's all part of a hilarious gag to show you the potato gun he keeps in the bed of his truck instead?
  • TarryTaffyTwo
    TarryTaffyTwo Posts: 448 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    TarryTaffyTwo wrote: »
    When I trust someone slightly enough to allow them to pick me up & they find the necessity to tell me they have a gun in the car, pull it out & seem to take perverse pleasure in seeing my "I've gotta run for the hills" face. Has happened to me twice. What is that? You feel powerful, dude, at scaring little blonde girls? Really?

    Both times, I ran for the hills, pronto. Left a trail of smoke, even...

    what if the next guy says the same thing, but instead it's all part of a hilarious gag to show you the potato gun he keeps in the bed of his truck instead?

    What???
  • TarryTaffyTwo
    TarryTaffyTwo Posts: 448 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    TarryTaffyTwo wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    TarryTaffyTwo wrote: »
    When I trust someone slightly enough to allow them to pick me up & they find the necessity to tell me they have a gun in the car, pull it out & seem to take perverse pleasure in seeing my "I've gotta run for the hills" face. Has happened to me twice. What is that? You feel powerful, dude, at scaring little blonde girls? Really?

    Both times, I ran for the hills, pronto. Left a trail of smoke, even...

    what if the next guy says the same thing, but instead it's all part of a hilarious gag to show you the potato gun he keeps in the bed of his truck instead?

    What???

    issa country thing.

    you cut up a bunch of pvc tubes and cement epoxy them back together in the shape of a mini cannon. then stuff a potato down the barrel. then put a striker in the other end and spray some like ultra strong aerosol hair spray or something that'll ignite in there and flick the striker and then combustion makes that potato come FLYIN out the barrel. pretty awesome on a Friday night when you're bored and have a sack of potatoes.

    so would that be a red flag or???

    Or...?

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  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    He lives alone but has 53 packs of toilet paper stored all over the place "just in case"
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    Tigg_er wrote: »
    Women who think every guy in the world wants to take them to bed ,, get a grip

    grip on what?
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    Tigg_er wrote: »
    Women who think every guy in the world wants to take them to bed ,, get a grip

    grip on what?

    Ohhhh Happi :p
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    edited March 2020
    Tigg_er wrote: »
    Women who think every guy in the world wants to take them to bed ,, get a grip

    .

    😂
  • that_night_in_paris
    that_night_in_paris Posts: 457 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    He lives alone but has 53 packs of toilet paper stored all over the place "just in case"
    Cut me some slack will ya!

    I've never had to live on oatmeal and pinto beans before
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    Tigg_er wrote: »
    Women who think every guy in the world wants to take them to bed ,, get a grip

    Wait,,,,,,,,, what?.............
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    Dont you do it :)
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    When you don't understand that DC post 🚩
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    @Tigg_er

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  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    @Tigg_er

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    Ahh you did !! ;)
  • my_gatorgirl_8
    my_gatorgirl_8 Posts: 125 Member
    Anything free.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    if she carries one of those little mini backpacks from VS instead of a purse

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