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What’s a red flag for you?

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Their own name tattooed on them 😏
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    If she can’t be somewhere and entertain herself -

    IE - we’re hanging with my fam&friends she if she needs me around her constantly to feel comfortable- hard pass that’s a she’s a 10 but… kinda pass
    I’m out 😂

    Oi same...I can manage this but I hate it. I ended up needing pjs and wine and trash tv afterwards to recover.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited July 2022
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    If she can’t be somewhere and entertain herself -

    IE - we’re hanging with my fam&friends she if she needs me around her constantly to feel comfortable- hard pass that’s a she’s a 10 but… kinda pass
    I’m out 😂

    Oi same...I can manage this but I hate it. I ended up needing pjs and wine and trash tv afterwards to recover.

    Yup

    I will look like I’m having a good time and everyone will think I’m a lot of fun but I will have to shut down for a week if you abandon me like that.

    Especially if I didn’t know that was going to happen
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Their own name tattooed on them 😏
    But what if they forget?
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    demands we do it standing up after leg day
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Their own name tattooed on them 😏

    🤣
    You're a *kitten*

    Meow 😻

    😂🤗
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    edited July 2022
    tams_89 wrote: »
    If he only wants to message you on Snapchat

    Yes, this!
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    “Happi, please keep your hands outside my clothes when we hug” :|
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,470 Member
    edited July 2022
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Their own name tattooed on them 😏

    So, you like em to have brains huh? 🧐
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Their own name tattooed on them 😏

    So, you like em to have brains huh? 🧐

    Well, she’s way more intelligent than me, and refuses to get my name tattooed on her. I’m hoping one of these days. 🤞😏
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    edited July 2022
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Their own name tattooed on them 😏

    So, you like em to have brains huh? 🧐

    Yes she does, that's why she likes me 🤷‍♀️ and now I can't get rid of her. Which means...I win 😁

    You ❤️ me and you know it. 🥰

    Now go get that 🦒 tattoo 😏
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,470 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Their own name tattooed on them 😏

    So, you like em to have brains huh? 🧐

    Yes she does, that's why she likes me 🤷‍♀️ and now I can't get rid of her. Which means...I win 😁


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  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    If she tries to play footsie while wearing corrective shoes
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    edited August 2022
    happimess01 wrote: »
    If she tries to play footsie while wearing corrective shoes

    What about steel toed?
    Darn, that's supposed to be in the weakness thread. :)
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    If she tries to play footsie while wearing corrective shoes

    What about steel toed?
    Darn, that's supposed to be in the weakness thread. :)

    Sure if we agree on a safe word before starting
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    If she tries to play footsie while wearing corrective shoes

    What about steel toed?
    Darn, that's supposed to be in the weakness thread. :)

    Sure if we agree on a safe word before starting
    Oh my gosh there used to be a guy on here…

  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Zero online presence
  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 1,670 Member
    Having an mfp account just to have a social life. You can atleast log your beers 🤪
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    edited August 2022
    if they tell me to stop falling in love with older lesbians and then block me
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    R3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    Having an mfp account just to have a social life. You can atleast log your beers 🤪

    I resemble that remark 😘
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,326 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    if they tell me to stop falling in love with older lesbians and then block me

    🤣 dude you’re hilarious
  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 1,670 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    R3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    Having an mfp account just to have a social life. You can atleast log your beers 🤪

    I resemble that remark 😘

    No way! I know you workout and watch what you eat. Or that's what I've gathered from stalking your posts. I meant just collecting friends just to "chat" lol
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    if they tell me to stop falling in love with older lesbians and then block me

    🤣 dude you’re hilarious

    Aww thank you, I try :)
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    R3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    R3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    Having an mfp account just to have a social life. You can atleast log your beers 🤪

    I resemble that remark 😘

    No way! I know you workout and watch what you eat. Or that's what I've gathered from stalking your posts. I meant just collecting friends just to "chat" lol
    Ohhhh those quotation marks change everything 😂
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    If she tries to play footsie while wearing corrective shoes

    What about steel toed?
    Darn, that's supposed to be in the weakness thread. :)

    Sure if we agree on a safe word before starting

    How about 'watch this'? Or DUCK!
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,326 Member
    litha_ wrote: »
    10+ seconds of non blinking eye contact.

    😂 this would freak me out
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,326 Member
    litha_ wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    litha_ wrote: »
    10+ seconds of non blinking eye contact.

    😂 this would freak me out

    Absolutely! -Run. Don’t look back. 😆

    May need to back out slowly at first then turn and run. 😁
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,311 Member
    If their MFP girlfriend/boyfriend/ex comes after me. Settle down.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If their MFP girlfriend/boyfriend/ex comes after me. Settle down.
    Can I introduce you to my snuffleupagus?
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,311 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If their MFP girlfriend/boyfriend/ex comes after me. Settle down.
    Can I introduce you to my snuffleupagus?
    Wait a minute….that’s yours??🤬

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