What’s a red flag for you?

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  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited August 2022
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If their MFP girlfriend/boyfriend/ex comes after me. Settle down.
    Can I introduce you to my snuffleupagus?
    Wait a minute….that’s yours??🤬
    Listen, if you all have imaginary boyfriends etc I can have an imaginary upagus.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    Mine isn’t imaginary missy. But the people coming after me? Those I made up.😏
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Mine isn’t imaginary missy. But the people coming after me? Those I made up.😏

    Maybe I just need to believe harder
  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 1,585 Member
    When they still carry a little black book
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    R3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    When they still carry a little black book

    Like The Fonz
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    Won't throw out the toys she shared with her ex
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Has pics of his ex in his wallet 😐
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    Won't throw out the toys she shared with her ex

    😩
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    When she is too good to be true
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    FeastRepeat wrote: »
    When she is too good to be true

    I told you the giraffe pic wasn’t really me. Let it go. It’s getting weird.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Doesn’t drink coffee.
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    When she is too good to be true
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    FeastRepeat wrote: »
    When she is too good to be true

    I told you the giraffe pic wasn’t really me. Let it go. It’s getting weird.

    Oh just let it go like it’s that easy
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Doesn’t drink coffee.

    💯
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Doesn’t drink coffee.

    Hey! I had a cup today!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Doesn’t drink coffee.

    Hey! I had a cup today!

    Are you flirting with me? 😏
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Doesn’t drink coffee.

    Hey! I had a cup today!

    Are you flirting with me? 😏

    Idk how to do that 🤓
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Doesn’t drink coffee.

    Hey! I had a cup today!

    Are you flirting with me? 😏

    Idk how to do that 🤓

    Me either. Always send the 🍆 pic wayyyyy too soon
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Doesn’t drink coffee.

    Hey! I had a cup today!

    Are you flirting with me? 😏

    Idk how to do that 🤓

    You don’t even need to try. I’ll just convince myself you are. 😏😂
  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 1,585 Member
    FeastRepeat wrote: »
    When she is too good to be true

    When HE is too good to be true
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    If his favorite author is Hemingway or Bukowski or if his favorite book is The Art of War. Nothing wrong with knowing and liking those to a degree but there are limits. I mean even I enjoyed Hemingway‘s recounting of how he measured Fitzgerald‘s cocktail wiener.
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    If his favorite author is Hemingway or Bukowski or if his favorite book is The Art of War. Nothing wrong with knowing and liking those to a degree but there are limits. I mean even I enjoyed Hemingway‘s recounting of how he measured Fitzgerald‘s cocktail wiener.

    They have read none of that or it’s the only thing they’ve read. Red flags
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    FeastRepeat wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    If his favorite author is Hemingway or Bukowski or if his favorite book is The Art of War. Nothing wrong with knowing and liking those to a degree but there are limits. I mean even I enjoyed Hemingway‘s recounting of how he measured Fitzgerald‘s cocktail wiener.

    They have read none of that or it’s the only thing they’ve read. Red flags

    Yes. Also, sometimes red flags are yummy
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    FeastRepeat wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    If his favorite author is Hemingway or Bukowski or if his favorite book is The Art of War. Nothing wrong with knowing and liking those to a degree but there are limits. I mean even I enjoyed Hemingway‘s recounting of how he measured Fitzgerald‘s cocktail wiener.

    They have read none of that or it’s the only thing they’ve read. Red flags

    Yes. Also, sometimes red flags are yummy

    Truer words…
  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 1,585 Member
    edited August 2022
    When they constantly guilt trip you.

    Fixed it 🤔
  • MissAtomicBomb238
    MissAtomicBomb238 Posts: 65 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    If his favorite author is Hemingway or Bukowski or if his favorite book is The Art of War. Nothing wrong with knowing and liking those to a degree but there are limits. I mean even I enjoyed Hemingway‘s recounting of how he measured Fitzgerald‘s cocktail wiener.

    This is the sexiest thing anyone has ever said ever. Ever. On anything. On the internet. *kitten* Bukowski. Can we add Proust? Can we add Pound? Can we add Nabakov?
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    MissAtomicBomb238 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    If his favorite author is Hemingway or Bukowski or if his favorite book is The Art of War. Nothing wrong with knowing and liking those to a degree but there are limits. I mean even I enjoyed Hemingway‘s recounting of how he measured Fitzgerald‘s cocktail wiener.

    This is the sexiest thing anyone has ever said ever. Ever. On anything. On the internet. *kitten* Bukowski. Can we add Proust? Can we add Pound? Can we add Nabakov?

    Nabakov.. don't get me started...
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    MissAtomicBomb238 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    If his favorite author is Hemingway or Bukowski or if his favorite book is The Art of War. Nothing wrong with knowing and liking those to a degree but there are limits. I mean even I enjoyed Hemingway‘s recounting of how he measured Fitzgerald‘s cocktail wiener.

    This is the sexiest thing anyone has ever said ever. Ever. On anything. On the internet. *kitten* Bukowski. Can we add Proust? Can we add Pound? Can we add Nabakov?
    I’ve only ever read that one book by Nabakov and I thought it was OK as long as you understood that Humbert Humbert is an unreliable narrator and Lolita was a victim. Unfortunately it has entered the popular consciousness in a different way.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    FeastRepeat wrote: »
    MissAtomicBomb238 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    If his favorite author is Hemingway or Bukowski or if his favorite book is The Art of War. Nothing wrong with knowing and liking those to a degree but there are limits. I mean even I enjoyed Hemingway‘s recounting of how he measured Fitzgerald‘s cocktail wiener.

    This is the sexiest thing anyone has ever said ever. Ever. On anything. On the internet. *kitten* Bukowski. Can we add Proust? Can we add Pound? Can we add Nabakov?

    Nabakov.. don't get me started...
    Now I got the Rolling Stones in my head
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    not taking their glasses off for the entirety of the date
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    Me

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