Lies, Lies, Lies
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I lied about being a people person and a team player to get hired.4
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JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »Oooh my best lie, and one I'm most proud of, is convincing other people I'm a bad liar.
you. are. the. devil. 😈1 -
I was texting this guy I met at a club years ago and he invited himself out on a girls night. I was too much of a puss to tell him not to come so he came. I texted one of my friends, "Ugh, *Guy's Name* is soooooo annoying!!!" and I accidentally texted him... so I did what any normal 24 year old would do and sent him another text like, "Oops! I meant AHZAR (one of my friends I was out with) is soooo annoying! What a dumb *kitten*, etc etc" then made a quick exit before he could check his phone LMAO! I felt soooo mean. Obviously he didn't believe me LOL.3
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In most interviews I’ve had where they say “tell me about a time when you did ....” in most cases I Create a story or fabricate a lesser experience to sound better .. not sure how it’s perceived but I like my current gig so...2
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"Oh, I don't even LIKE doing that, but I heard that some women really enjoy it so, this is really about you."1
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I was texting this guy I met at a club years ago and he invited himself out on a girls night. I was too much of a puss to tell him not to come so he came. I texted one of my friends, "Ugh, *Guy's Name* is soooooo annoying!!!" and I accidentally texted him... so I did what any normal 24 year old would do and sent him another text like, "Oops! I meant AHZAR (one of my friends I was out with) is soooo annoying! What a dumb *kitten*, etc etc" then made a quick exit before he could check his phone LMAO! I felt soooo mean. Obviously he didn't believe me LOL.
embarrassing!
I met a guy in a club once back when that was a thing and we dated a little bit. One day he asked if I was going to be at the club that night and I said no, that I was going to have an early bedtime.
Well, after a good nap my roommate and I decided to hit the club. I wasn’t worried about running into the guy because he lived in New Jersey. Surely he’d stay closer to home.
In my defense this was before cell phones. I probably could have beeped his pager though.
ETA: in case it wasn’t clear, yes he was at the club2 -
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I went to a Christmas concert at school once with vodka in my water bottle.8
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It’s the only way to get through it!_Miss_Chievous wrote: »I went to a Christmas concert at school once with vodka in my water bottle.1 -
My little brother was getting on my nerves once and I gave him some Ex lax telling him it was chocolate.5
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My Ex boyfriend was very jealous and didn't like me going out to bars without him (I was stupid to even let him control me like that). I really wanted to go out with my friends one night and didn't want to get in a argument with him so I told him I was invited at a Tupperware party 😂
I got busted because the "Tupperware party" ended at 2am.6 -
When I was 10 years old my mom told me I took my Easter chocolates and went door to door to sell them saying my family needed money to buy food.
(We really didn't need money)4 -
_Miss_Chievous wrote: »When I was 10 years old my mom told me I took my Easter chocolates and went door to door to sell them saying my family needed money to buy food.
(We really didn't need money)
I think you might be the most honest person here 😂3 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »_Miss_Chievous wrote: »When I was 10 years old my mom told me I took my Easter chocolates and went door to door to sell them saying my family needed money to buy food.
(We really didn't need money)
I think you might be the most honest person here 😂
I think I need to stop now 😂😂😂2 -
“You do me first. Then I’ll go.”
backrubs ✋1 -
Last one... I need to get this off my conscience.
I once gave my kids Benadryl so they would sleep during a 8 hour road trip 😐7 -
I lied to my first husband when I promised to obey. 😞3
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_Miss_Chievous wrote: »Last one... I need to get this off my conscience.
I once gave my kids Benadryl so they would sleep during a 8 hour road trip 😐
I have done this just to sleep through the night never mind a road trip.2 -
GymGoddessGoals wrote: »_Miss_Chievous wrote: »Last one... I need to get this off my conscience.
I once gave my kids Benadryl so they would sleep during a 8 hour road trip 😐
I have done this just to sleep through the night never mind a road trip.
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_Miss_Chievous wrote: »Last one... I need to get this off my conscience.
I once gave my kids Benadryl so they would sleep during a 8 hour road trip 😐
Dramamine has the same effect and is marketed as roadsick prevention 😉1 -
There is nothing wrong with giving kids Benadryl to sleep on a plane or whatever.
I say that as a medical professional.0 -
_Miss_Chievous wrote: »Last one... I need to get this off my conscience.
I once gave my kids Benadryl so they would sleep during a 8 hour road trip 😐
Giiirl, I regularly give my kid melatonin and if I was out looks like my handy dandy benadryl is coming to the rescue.
And before I look like mother who is constantly forcing her child to sleep, he takes a medication that makes him sleepless.1 -
"I don't know what's wrong. This has never happened to me before."2
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happimess01 wrote: »"I don't know what's wrong. This has never happened to me before."
“That’s OK.”1 -
happimess01 wrote: »"I don't know what's wrong. This has never happened to me before."
"It happens to everyone at some point."2 -
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